OMG he must have a slight mental retardation, he is SO stupid. I couldn't stand living with him he'd drive me nuts.
Of course she watched SATC on the flight.
Did they really need to buy that huge box of 4 big donuts after such lunch/brunch? that plus all the chocolate + speculoos biscuits + dutch waffers and jar of sweets in the room. Oh and deliveroo AND room service on the bed both nights.
Their food obsession is seriously creepy. They must throw away so much.
Do they bother putting away the boxes before they fuck in that crumbly bed in that pizza scented room?
He doesn't bring any proper clothes in his big 50cm suitcase, still has to fit his toiletries in hers.
About them not checking the fucking weather. She had to buy gloves AND a bobble hat (in a different shop/2nd day! iirc). Still no real winter shoes or coats in sight (all that money and white converse, really?) She took TWO soaking baths there
Then in his vlog he shows her wooly hat drawer at home full to the brim.
He didn't buy her a V-day card, of course was excited like a little girl to show the one she bought him (I'm bananas for you) well
he ain't, that's fosho. As he's rushing to leave the hotel never waiting for her she still butters him up "I like your style today" - no reply. And of course
she booked the trip. At the end he says he liked the trip better than he expected. Nice. And what he liked the most about their trip was that it wasn't work related and they didn't work. Nice again. "Thanks for booking it" he says awkwardly as he gives her a side hug for the camera.
He is SO over her.
Time to put the luggage in the car booth, all the Dave's cottage power tools are still in there.
They're more excited to see Narlaaaaa, Amanda & Nick, Poppy & Sean than they've been all weekend in Amsterdam. Dude you were all together like 2 days ago!? Bunch of weirdos. (No one gave a shit about his tattoo lol).