And while we've got your attention Fluffy Squishy Al- Your feet are literally like skateboards. What size DO you wear? I'm mean, barefoot or a sandal foot is NOT your friend. Maybe try to wear a shoe that might dummy down the size! I've never seen a chick with feet this big!
I see your minions are tooting along with you- you got your tribe working over time tonight! Didn't you have a ski trip to get to? What happened, was that also for our benefit since we did shine a bright light on the fact that you never venture out beyond your own driveway............Well, maybe next year you can hit the slopes! That gives you 12 months to come up with a local friend that might find some time for you!
As far as the hobbit that impressed you so much that we are projecting our own financial insecurities on to you--------- whatever gets you through the night, Al....... if it helps, go with it!