HRH: Her Royal Horseshit - Part 9

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HRH Collection: "Skinny" Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom

Thats a good one. How about: HRH Collection: Lean Cuisine Queen
BTW Can someone pls help me out and let me know how to lock this thread.
I totally forgot how, Or if you are a MOD or just know how to lock it, pls do so for me pls. Thanks!

i feel like lean cuisine queen is too nice. maybe bloated processed sodium queen?

How about "HRH: Her Raspy Hiney"

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HRH Collection: "Skinny" Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom

Thats a good one. How about: HRH Collection: Lean Cuisine Queen
BTW Can someone pls help me out and let me know how to lock this thread.
I totally forgot how, Or if you are a MOD or just know how to lock it, pls do so for me pls. Thanks!

i feel like lean cuisine queen is too nice. maybe bloated processed sodium queen?

How about "HRH: Her Raspy Hiney"

From Urban Dictionary (sorry didn't know how to just post without pressing quote button. New poster trying to figure features out):
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"TOP DEFINITION
raspy*
The musical ; or the girl who mooches off of others and plays with their girl scout cookies before begging for a bite. Also known as the frightning creature who lurkes at night in search of food. Also known as the darling princess who makes her dress out of curtains with the help of rats and roaches.
Dude, its a full moon out, raspy*'s mooching in the dead of night!
Oh, girl that is so raspy*-like of you to not want to pay!"

LOL!!

[thefader]

HRH Collection: "Skinny" Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom

Thats a good one. How about: HRH Collection: Lean Cuisine Queen
BTW Can someone pls help me out and let me know how to lock this thread.
I totally forgot how, Or if you are a MOD or just know how to lock it, pls do so for me pls. Thanks!

i feel like lean cuisine queen is too nice. maybe bloated processed sodium queen?

How about "HRH: Her Raspy Hiney"

From Urban Dictionary (sorry didn't know how to just post without pressing quote button. New poster trying to figure features out):
=====================
"TOP DEFINITION
raspy*
The musical ; or the girl who mooches off of others and plays with their girl scout cookies before begging for a bite. Also known as the frightning creature who lurkes at night in search of food. Also known as the darling princess who makes her dress out of curtains with the help of rats and roaches.
Dude, its a full moon out, raspy*'s mooching in the dead of night!
Oh, girl that is so raspy*-like of you to not want to pay!"

LOL!!

I'M hollering!

[nekokoco]

HRH: Her Repulsive hippopotamus

[alejandraxx]

Wow, let me just first say that I do NOT get offended by much. Alex, the fatso, piece of shit, privileged ass cunt, is offensive. Like....when the fuck did Xanax and VICODIN become a fucking classic? Bitch, just release the pill collection --you don't need to say that. it's tacky, you're stupid and fat. please stop.

[sceptres]

Those bracelets remind me of 2005 Hot Topic edgy costume jewelry. Can we talk about how the whole collection is a Chanel knockoff? Chanel made a "med collection" back in 2007. Chanel's pill bracelet is actually cool and iconic and it doesn't look anything like her cheap Hot Topic knockoff. Also, to top it all off she completely copied Cartier's box. Btw, wtf are those words on the pills? "Pay me"? What? Wtf does that even mean? "Kill"?? I'm so confused. Everything just looks so fucking cheap. Especially the box when you compare it to the original. Like if you're gonna copy Cartier at least do a 1:1 copy and not some China AliBaba shit?

PS.: Y'all wanna bet Charles Gross is gonna be all over these bracelets?

[marakoojah_]

the meds collection is so tacky and cheap looking. the ugliest jewelry she's ever made. i dont know why she thinks its cool.

[sceptres]

the meds collection is so tacky and cheap looking. the ugliest jewelry she's ever made. i dont know why she thinks its cool.

It could have been cool if she went all the way and completely copied the Chanel pill. Like using colors on the pills instead of just silver and gold, to make it look like an actual pill. And no words, obviously. These "pay me", "kill" etchings remind me of when she used to complain about the word "brunch" on t-shirts. It's the same thing. So tacky. So Hot Topic meets Unif. So cheap.

[marakoojah_]

also her tentacles are so apparent on her instatory today. its so cringey

[Guest]

you guise ready for your royal mushroom of bloated nation?

[PeachFlavoredFanta]

wow she looks so damn old.........for her age. If she was like 50 or 60, I'd be like "wow, she looks great for her age".

[sceptres]

If she loves meds so much why won't she take some diet pills FFS

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She's biting off Real Housewives Lisa Rinna's ideas shopping at Jonathan Adler in NY with her pills stuff.

[alejandraxx]

SHE KEPT DOING THAT CRAZY EYE THING. ewwww.

[Guest]

YOU GUIIIISEEEE

PILLS ARE SO MOD

[Sybil Vane]

SHE KEPT DOING THAT CRAZY EYE THING. ewwww.

And she kept seeing things moving from the corner of her eye too. Girl is on the verge of having an overdose of classic quirky pills.

[Guest]

yeah she's on pills, that's for sure.

imma say something harsh here but i'd define alex as white trash. like, she isn't a redneck but she appears to have been raised in a trashy environment. her mom is so vulgar and simple, her brother having allegedly raped someone, alex and her parent's conversations and the desperation that comes with trying to fit in. it's all so trashy. alex is like upgraded trailer trash basically. the men in alex's life are like doormats too - her dad and nick. remember ron too? he basically disappeared. she'd boss him around and bitch at him every two seconds. TRASH!

[Sybil Vane]

yeah she's on pills, that's for sure.

imma say something harsh here but i'd define alex as white trash. like, she isn't a redneck but she appears to have been raised in a trashy environment. her mom is so vulgar and simple, her brother having allegedly raped someone, alex and her parent's conversations and the desperation that comes with trying to fit in. it's all so trashy. alex is like upgraded trailer trash basically. the men in alex's life are like doormats too - her dad and nick. remember ron too? he basically disappeared. she'd boss him around and bitch at him every two seconds. TRASH!

Never Forget

Spoiler: her mum loooooves Lean Cuisine.

[PetitHaut]

Wow her "collection" is very Paris Hilton, tacky, Forever 21. I wonder if this is what she was going for.

[sceptres]

yeah she's on pills, that's for sure.

imma say something harsh here but i'd define alex as white trash. like, she isn't a redneck but she appears to have been raised in a trashy environment. her mom is so vulgar and simple, her brother having allegedly raped someone, alex and her parent's conversations and the desperation that comes with trying to fit in. it's all so trashy. alex is like upgraded trailer trash basically. the men in alex's life are like doormats too - her dad and nick. remember ron too? he basically disappeared. she'd boss him around and bitch at him every two seconds. TRASH!

Never Forget

Spoiler: her mum loooooves Lean Cuisine.

Omg, she said he was 143 pounds in that video and she looked skinny! She's probably AT LEAST 155 now! At least. Best case scenario.