CraftyForeverFungal & NeverDoingthatGiveawayDiva1 - Part 9

[makesthewin]

I live in a very uhm...green city. Lots of hippies and people who don't shower for weeks on end. You can smell them as soon as they come within a block of you, and the smell lingers long after they're gone. It's something like armpit mixed with dirt mixed with feces. Some of them aren't even homeless. Some people here are just that disgusting.

I imagine Maria to smell like one of these people.

[JRoc812]

On her IG you see the same pants 2 months ago and they looked clean then....wanna bet she has probably washed them 0 times since then.........

[yestheyrereal]

She already has the videos filmed but she can't be bothered to post them. Note that she has not re uploaded the haul...

[Princess LushBomb]

Unless you are truly homeless, there is no excuse for being that nasty

[Soarin]

Still no promised vif. Maria, you suck.

[sippin']

Wonder what Bubba got his princess for Vday.

[Soarin]

Wonder what Bubba got his princess for Vday.

Another dog toy with a broken squeaker for her Derpy collection no doubt.

[makesthewin]

I was looking through her instagram this morning and did any of y'all notice the Christmas presents she had got for her "best friend"? As in, the stuff she purchased specifically to give to said best friend.

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And this bitch had the nerve to ask for an ulta giftcard. (I'm assuming the best friend is the chick she was living with)

[SassyGal]

I was looking through her instagram this morning and did any of y'all notice the Christmas presents she had got for her "best friend"? As in, the stuff she purchased specifically to give to said best friend.

http://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hphoto ... 2948_n.jpg

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And this bitch had the nerve to ask for an ulta giftcard. (I'm assuming the best friend is the chick she was living with)

I could not for the life of me figure out why on earth she got her BFF the bear figurine withe the imprint of, "And a baby makes a family". Was the BFF expecting or was it a typical Maria impulse buy at the local Goodwill?

[SassyGal]

Hey? Where is RTC? Is she MIA again? Sending out the blood hounds..........................

[KillerBunny]

I was looking through her instagram this morning and did any of y'all notice the Christmas presents she had got for her "best friend"? As in, the stuff she purchased specifically to give to said best friend.

http://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hphoto ... 2948_n.jpg

http://scontent-a-dfw.cdninstagram.com/ ... 9488_n.jpg

And this bitch had the nerve to ask for an ulta giftcard. (I'm assuming the best friend is the chick she was living with)

I could not for the life of me figure out why on earth she got her BFF the bear figurine withe the imprint of, "And a baby makes a family". Was the BFF expecting or was it a typical Maria impulse buy at the local Goodwill?

bff probably said she liked bears once and Maria saw it at Dollar tree or where ever cheap and though "that'll do"

[Soarin]

She said she bought the gifts at a thrift store. It was in a video.

[LLCNYC]

And this bitch had the nerve to ask for an ulta giftcard. (I'm assuming the best friend is the chick she was living with)

RIGHT? WTF.

She buys used shit at the thrift store & wants a $100+ brush set.


On Cary's FB: "Watching Fireproof".


WTF? What man watches that Kirk Cameron BS movie?

[SassyGal]

And this bitch had the nerve to ask for an ulta giftcard. (I'm assuming the best friend is the chick she was living with)

RIGHT? WTF.

She buys used shit at the thrift store & wants a $100+ brush set.

Yeah, I caught that too. That seesaw is unbalanced for sure.

[JRoc812]

WTF is up with the tadpoles for eyebrows??

[LLCNYC]

WTF is up with the tadpoles for eyebrows??

See... this is where I question her mental stability.....

Why on Earth would you think you look so great, are so makeup skilled that you would put that on IG... with a #beautyvlogger tag...not to mention when the world is falling down around you? WHAT.THE.FUCK.

[candyfluff]

Dammit Maria, post something!

[JustAWannabe]

geez yall i haven't logged on for a few days and the comments about derps cooch made me "shivers" lost my appetite


i bet she doesn't bathe much and those hello kitty pajamas look friggin nasty..and her eyebrows look like they are sliding of her potato head forhead

[makesthewin]

WTF is up with the tadpoles for eyebrows??

While they don't look amazing, I think they look much better than the thick black sharpie shit she usually has going on.

[JRoc812]

Has anyone checked FB recently?? Should we take a vote on why she went MIA this time?? Wonder if it's something to do with bubba's new job or they got thrown out again!!?

True Makesthewin but she really should just leave them alone altogether and concentrate on the basics first. While she finally gets that the "Mad hatter look" was bad there really hasn't been much improvement with her skills since then.