Meg’sfallenandcan'tgetup and yerrmarryingtheparents Part 53

[Guest]

Keep going!

[EmmasMommy]

Lmfao this title


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[thecitylightsburn]

I just wanted to see thank you Meg for allowing me to create a hilarious title.

[Tami]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

[EmmasMommy]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

You are amazing.


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[sisinikkole]

the title though

[Guest]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

Oh. My. Damn.
We weren’t worthy of this.
I’m at standing ovation. Bravo. Bravo.

[lotus]

The title . The song . Loving everything .
Meggy Christmas guys

[devilishtenshi]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

Dead


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[LemonBomb1]

Excellent song Pretty much summed up everything terrible about Megan, with a festive twist

[taytay]

Good god these thread titles suck

[BabyHandsSam]

Good god these thread titles suck

Then provide your input on what would be a good one?

[Kaoru123]

@Rebelle your comment in the last thread about your husbands uniform and Rat working with cables and remotes had me rolling. OMG! So true though, plus his friend Andrew didn't seem to worry about wearing his xfinity jacket out, so why would Ant?

[MCH97]

This whole grocery shopping thing is ridiculous to me. The real grocery store gives her anxiety? She doesn’t know where things are? What, are there too many people? I’m pretty sure your average grocery store has SIGNS hanging on every aisle telling you what is in that part of the aisle. And she can’t claim there’s too many people because if you go to target around the holidays at any given time there’s always a million damn people Christmas shopping. And if going into the store is SUCH a big deal meg, are there not grocery stores in jersey that do drive up pick up services or even deliver them to your front door? Pretty much every grocery store or Wal-Mart in Pa has either drive up or delivery services. She just needed another reason to whine and look absolutely needy. And it all comes down to her not wanting to be alone and not wanting to carry groceries up the whole flight or two of stairs. Here’s an idea meg, If you went to the store more often, you could get away with less bags to carry and less trips up the stairs ...


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[taytay]

Also targets grocery section (at least in any targets I’ve been to) is very limited. Do they even sell meat at target?

[jess1121]

If she knew how to roll out of bed before noon she could go hit the grocery store early on a Tuesday and it wouldn't be so bad.....like meg your life is just a bad excuse

[NaviLondyn]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

This is everything!

[southern_and_sassy]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

This is EVERYTHING!!!!!


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[southern_and_sassy]

Sing along everyone!

The Twelve Days of Kroh'smas
On the first day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
A parking lot engagement ring.
On the second day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
2 enabling parents.
On the third day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
3 faux injuries
On the fourth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
4 lbs of concealer
On the fifth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
5 Xanax barsssssss!
On the sixth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
6 Dunkin diabetes drinks
On the seventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
7 teal pajamas
On the eighth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
8 pimples poppin'
On the ninth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
9 toxic cleansers
On the tenth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
10 essential oils
On the eleventh day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
11 Grey'a a gagging
On the twelfth day of Kroh'smas Megan gave to me,
12 Cash-Baby outfits

This is everything!

I didn’t see your post and posted the exact same thing!! ‍


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[NaviLondyn]

This whole grocery shopping thing is ridiculous to me. The real grocery store gives her anxiety? She doesn’t know where things are? What, are there too many people? I’m pretty sure your average grocery store has SIGNS hanging on every aisle telling you what is in that part of the aisle. And she can’t claim there’s too many people because if you go to target around the holidays at any given time there’s always a million damn people Christmas shopping. And if going into the store is SUCH a big deal meg, are there not grocery stores in jersey that do drive up pick up services or even deliver them to your front door? Pretty much every grocery store or Wal-Mart in Pa has either drive up or delivery services. She just needed another reason to whine and look absolutely needy. And it all comes down to her not wanting to be alone and not wanting to carry groceries up the whole flight or two of stairs. Here’s an idea meg, If you went to the store more often, you could get away with less bags to carry and less trips up the stairs ...


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That’s true, I’m actually surprised she doesn’t already use Instacart or something like that, considering how lazy she is. But I guess she needs every excuse to go to Target and buy useless crap.