Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
She looks dumb wearing all those scarves in Hawaii. She treats every video and IG post like it’s an infomercial for her jewelry and accessories, and that’s what’s killing her channel — she’s constantly pushing it and stopped uploading just being herself. Like stop being this manufactured version of yourself and be human.
Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
I actually find it funny because it likely means (in this case) she hasn't even bothered to notice. Girlboss is a ridiculous term, but I think only pettiness and insecurity drive us to bother checking to see if someone still follows us. At least, that's the only reason I would ever check. I also mute people, though, maybe that's what she did. I agree with a lot of what is said on here, and find her obnoxious most of the time, but I actually think this small detail is one thing that manages to makes her look good, somehow.Miss Rose wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:56 pmBoth she and her mother still follow Dickles on ig, but he no longer follows either of them. Same with her previous two boyfriends, she still follows them but they don’t follow her. I find that somewhat pathetic, why follow someone who dumped you and no longer has any interest in you whatsoever?!? Definitely not girlboss attitude.
Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
I actually find it funny because it likely means (in this case) she hasn't even bothered to notice. Girlboss is a ridiculous term, but I think only pettiness and insecurity drive us to bother checking to see if someone still follows us. At least, that's the only reason I would ever check. I also mute people, though, maybe that's what she did. I agree with a lot of what is said on here, and find her obnoxious most of the time, but I actually think this small detail is one thing that manages to makes her look good, somehow.Miss Rose wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:56 pmBoth she and her mother still follow Dickles on ig, but he no longer follows either of them. Same with her previous two boyfriends, she still follows them but they don’t follow her. I find that somewhat pathetic, why follow someone who dumped you and no longer has any interest in you whatsoever?!? Definitely not girlboss attitude.
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I think she knows, besides, she reads here. She likes to keep tabs on her exes.Hampants wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:21 pmI actually find it funny because it likely means (in this case) she hasn't even bothered to notice. Girlboss is a ridiculous term, but I think only pettiness and insecurity drive us to bother checking to see if someone still follows us. At least, that's the only reason I would ever check. I also mute people, though, maybe that's what she did. I agree with a lot of what is said on here, and find her obnoxious most of the time, but I actually think this small detail is one thing that manages to makes her look good, somehow.Miss Rose wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:56 pmBoth she and her mother still follow Dickles on ig, but he no longer follows either of them. Same with her previous two boyfriends, she still follows them but they don’t follow her. I find that somewhat pathetic, why follow someone who dumped you and no longer has any interest in you whatsoever?!? Definitely not girlboss attitude.
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
Oh she notices... She unfollowed Chris after their breakup and refollowed him within the last year or so. Joe actually deactivated his Instagram account when he was dating Smelle and reactivated it months after their breakup, so she didn’t get a chance to do the post breakup social media cleanse by unfollowing Joe, she just deleted their pictures instead.Hampants wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:21 pmI actually find it funny because it likely means (in this case) she hasn't even bothered to notice. Girlboss is a ridiculous term, but I think only pettiness and insecurity drive us to bother checking to see if someone still follows us. At least, that's the only reason I would ever check. I also mute people, though, maybe that's what she did. I agree with a lot of what is said on here, and find her obnoxious most of the time, but I actually think this small detail is one thing that manages to makes her look good, somehow.Miss Rose wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:56 pmBoth she and her mother still follow Dickles on ig, but he no longer follows either of them. Same with her previous two boyfriends, she still follows them but they don’t follow her. I find that somewhat pathetic, why follow someone who dumped you and no longer has any interest in you whatsoever?!? Definitely not girlboss attitude.
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THAT is hilarious that Joe deactivated his IG while he was with Smelle! He has the option of making his account private if he didn’t want her followers seeing his activity, but he just deactivated it until they were done!!! Makes me think he was embarrassed of their relationship and didn’t want her to tag him in any of their photos together. Clearly he doesn’t think very fondly of Elle.spicynachos wrote:Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:34 amOh she notices... She unfollowed Chris after their breakup and refollowed him within the last year or so. Joe actually deactivated his Instagram account when he was dating Smelle and reactivated it months after their breakup, so she didn’t get a chance to do the post breakup social media cleanse by unfollowing Joe, she just deleted their pictures instead.Hampants wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:21 pmI actually find it funny because it likely means (in this case) she hasn't even bothered to notice. Girlboss is a ridiculous term, but I think only pettiness and insecurity drive us to bother checking to see if someone still follows us. At least, that's the only reason I would ever check. I also mute people, though, maybe that's what she did. I agree with a lot of what is said on here, and find her obnoxious most of the time, but I actually think this small detail is one thing that manages to makes her look good, somehow.Miss Rose wrote:Sat Feb 08, 2020 4:56 pmBoth she and her mother still follow Dickles on ig, but he no longer follows either of them. Same with her previous two boyfriends, she still follows them but they don’t follow her. I find that somewhat pathetic, why follow someone who dumped you and no longer has any interest in you whatsoever?!? Definitely not girlboss attitude.
I don’t know why she bothers to follow Dickles. The guy Is a creep and a lot of her fans don’t even like him.
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
Oh so she does know how to say "opera cake" because in one of her birthday videos she said "auchpearah cukh" it was the most nails on a chalkboard thing she's said to date.
On the title note, let's please go back to Elle Florence:(insert short sentence)
I asked for fauxtorney last time thinking it'd say Elle Fauxtorney: short sentence lol. I won't make anymore suggestions lol.
On the title note, let's please go back to Elle Florence:(insert short sentence)
I asked for fauxtorney last time thinking it'd say Elle Fauxtorney: short sentence lol. I won't make anymore suggestions lol.
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
For the title how about...
Elle Florence: I’m Jobless In Seattle By Day, And GoFundMe By Night! (Part 10)
(According to Elle “I'm a lawyer by day, fashion blogger and business owner by night!”)
Elle Florence: I’m Jobless In Seattle By Day, And GoFundMe By Night! (Part 10)
(According to Elle “I'm a lawyer by day, fashion blogger and business owner by night!”)
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
More Nouvelle beads on offer. She should call these the "Nola Pearls" because they look like those cheap beads you get during Mardi Gras.
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
I saw that! Even with her grocery story she can't resist a chance to hawk her waresdrewberry_moore wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:31 pmMore Nouvelle beads on offer. She should call these the "Nola Pearls" because they look like those cheap beads you get during Mardi Gras.
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Btw, that's a crap-ton of groceries! Maybe she HAS found a man in Seattle. It looks like she's landed now and is making up for a month of starvation!
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
My suggestion, in reference to her fake Tiffany's engagement ring and hideous Return to Tiffany's jewelry.
Elle Florence: Returned to Tiffany's
You know when you move to a new place or come back from a long trip and have to rebuy a ton of essentials? Yeah she just does this to cook pasta for a few weeks.
Elle Florence: Returned to Tiffany's
You know when you move to a new place or come back from a long trip and have to rebuy a ton of essentials? Yeah she just does this to cook pasta for a few weeks.
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
And the Oscar for the most pretentious pronunciations goes to Elle Florence!
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
drewberry_moore wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:31 pmMore Nouvelle beads on offer. She should call these the "Nola Pearls" because they look like those cheap beads you get during Mardi Gras.
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Wait, she made these? Lol, they look like the necklaces from that childhood game Pretty Pretty Princess.
Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
Elle Florence: Always the Girlfriend, Never the Stepford Bride
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Elle Florence: 3-2-1, Never "The One"... Dickles-Joe-Chris, gotta try again quick.
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Elle Florence: Seeking Mr Next; Dude, you’re getting an Elle!
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
Nouvelle site, same old lies.
Ooo that would make a good title too!
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Ooo that would make a good title too!
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Re: Elle Fauxtorney 321 Fast Clip To Breakupmas Made Me Unwell, But Nicely Done, Merci Beaucoup (Part 9)
How is she not embarrassed to continually lie about being a practicing lawyer? She hasn't had a job for 8 months!
@LivingInSeattle I must admit I have checked this site several times just to see if you've spotted Elle in the wild! I assume none of the Seattle based GGers will see her unless they happen to be at Nordstrom or Sephora. She will probably waste her entire month there doing nothing but shopping and trying to find a date online.
@LivingInSeattle I must admit I have checked this site several times just to see if you've spotted Elle in the wild! I assume none of the Seattle based GGers will see her unless they happen to be at Nordstrom or Sephora. She will probably waste her entire month there doing nothing but shopping and trying to find a date online.
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Her new site is a joke. Self time photos and I phone pics of her jewels. Not professional at all.
I don’t like Allie and Toni (if any know who they are) but at least they take professional photos for their China resale jewelry site.
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I don’t like Allie and Toni (if any know who they are) but at least they take professional photos for their China resale jewelry site.
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How do you know they are self-time photos and I phone pictures? Sorry, don’t know much about photography.smc900 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:27 amHer new site is a joke. Self time photos and I phone pics of her jewels. Not professional at all.
I don’t like Allie and Toni (if any know who they are) but at least they take professional photos for their China resale jewelry site.
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The new necklaces are hideous though, as are the earrings, that I can definitely say. They look like they were made by a 9-year-old girl. No self-respecting lawyer (or any professional woman) would wear something like that! And, as always, everything is overpriced.