Raw Busted Krusty the Pregnant Penguin - Part 7

[SanSofVei]

She seriously teased her hair on Twitter. Said her hair is so different and feels amazing, she will post a pic soon(ish) That was 6 hours ago. How much attention can a person need?

[Former Krusty Stan]

She seriously teased her hair on Twitter. Said her hair is so different and feels amazing, she will post a pic soon(ish) That was 6 hours ago. How much attention can a person need?

Yeah. Even though “it feels amazing” I wonder if she doesn’t like the outcome. That’s my initial thought.

Was just coming here to say this. You know you're desperate for attention when you've teased your hair on multiple social media platforms.

[Done Stanning]

All the people commenting how good the brunette looks are just too shy to come right out and say the blonde was FUCKING AWFUL on her. Credit where it’s due, she looks better with brown hair. Still a turnip though.

[getinitgucci]

Why did she make such a huge deal about “cutting her hair short” it looks almost identical to her hair cut she had last February just a different colour????? If anything this cut is longer than when she had it blonde? It’s just fucking hair. I don’t get it being a grand spectacle.


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[Wanna_see_posts]

Why did she make such a huge deal about “cutting her hair short” it looks almost identical to her hair cut she had last February just a different colour????? If anything this cut is longer than when she had it blonde? It’s just fucking hair. I don’t get it being a grand spectacle.


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It also looks super grey... It might just be lighting, but I think her roots did look sort of cool toned brown? She has like a mid toned brown I think.. wonder how much of a martyr she'll become because she dragged herself across the sticks, bleeding and dying, to put on a little makeup for the first time in three months If she doesn't talk about it for the next month (as in, omg you guiissse I put on makeup last month, being a mom is sooOoOO hard you bullies)

Also, does anyone else think her makeup looks bad? Like the blush/highlight is giving me 2014 vibes, she looks like Jaclyn Hill lol

[fizzwizz12]

well at least she finally bathed.

so there's that.

but it isn't doing her any favors.

[Wanna_see_posts]

well at least she finally bathed.

so there's that.

but it isn't doing her any favors.

You mean, she paid someone else to wash her hair for her lol... That will look flat and unflattering in precisely a day and she won't be able to do a bun or ponytail anymore either... Two steps forward one step back

[fizzwizz12]

well at least she finally bathed.

so there's that.

but it isn't doing her any favors.

You mean, she paid someone else to wash her hair for her lol... That will look flat and unflattering in precisely a day and she won't be able to do a bun or ponytail anymore either... Two steps forward one step back

haha, i was trying to throw the krusty one a bone....
she's gonna totally complain even more about it when she's not complaining about the rugrat.

[heatherrrrz]

I will throw her a bone and say the brunette hair is SOOOOO much better

[fizzwizz12]

i think a better shade of brunette would look better. but that's just because it looks a wee ashy for her tones.

[heatherrrrz]

I need to see it not in sunlight so I can see what it really looks like. Direct sunlight isn't a good indicator of actual color

[wastetheyears]

My hair is about that length and she can definitely still do a bun and ponytail. I wouldn't be surprised if that were a stipulation of the cut because she's just too busy now.

Her makeup looks gross in that photo. Greasy and the blush is too brown toned for her and brought in too far to her nose, imo. It also goes up to right underneath her eyelid?

[cynicallynaive]

Kristi gives me munchausen by proxy vibes.. like she would go to any extreme to get sympathy and keep the child by her side at all times for the rest of her life

[thehippiechick]

Kristi gives me munchausen by proxy vibes.. like she would go to any extreme to get sympathy and keep the child by her side at all times for the rest of her life

Somehow that wouldn't surprise me.

[fizzwizz12]

she's the ultimate helicopter parent.

[[halloweendarlin]]

My hair is about that length and she can definitely still do a bun and ponytail. I wouldn't be surprised if that were a stipulation of the cut because she's just too busy now.

Her makeup looks gross in that photo. Greasy and the blush is too brown toned for her and brought in too far to her nose, imo. It also goes up to right underneath her eyelid?

I remember in a video (not sure exactly which one) but she talked about how she likes taking her blush in that far to her nose and under her eyes. Not sure why. It doesn’t look flattering.

[boringcryptid]

The constant questions she asks on Twitter now are genuinely starting to drive me nuts... coming from someone who chronically overshares, PLEASE just use Google


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[fizzwizz12]

she looks dusty as fuck

[CrackSpidersBish]

so is this haircut and dusty makeup face her procrastinating the editing of her 900 hours of birth storytime footage?

[fizzwizz12]

so is this haircut and dusty makeup face her procrastinating the editing of her 900 hours of birth storytime footage?

omg nooooooo.... she can't get that done because the kid can't be put down.

but let's be real. does anyone really want to see the birthing story time footage? if she's complaining the much after the fact..... can you imagine how exhausting she was to deal with the day of birth?