First World Lidl Problems & The Case Of The Topiary In The Aston #40

[GeorgeePorgee]

Why in video does she always look like such a soft chub with stumpy calves?? She needs to stop recreating her body in post edit - her IG vs Reality is the worst of them all.

They look very unimpressive when out in the wild.

I can't get over how short her little shetland legs are

What's with the hand on the hip awkward.

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

[june+ping]

that pony is so much more adorable than libia though.......lol....

[Cant Relate]

that pony is so much more adorable than libia though.......lol....

And much less hairy.

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Soooo, is she actually posting D&G content on her IG stories or hiding it as much as possible?

[GeorgeePorgee]

that pony is so much more adorable than libia though.......lol....

And much less hairy.

Except for her head hair. Which is nowhere near as thick as it (or her extensions maybe?) used to be.

That swimsuit is too small.
Bet she insisted she was the smallest size they had. You wouldn't look twice at her stomping along the beach.

[blink_fink]

They look very unimpressive when out in the wild.

I can't get over how short her little shetland legs are

What's with the hand on the hip awkward.

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

Lidl isn't "spilling" out of her suit or anything, but next time some of you feel insecure after seeing her photoshoped wannabe fit girl bod with Facetuned legs and faux shoulder definition... just remember she's really a little puff pastry in real life, okay?

[GeorgeePorgee]

Soooo, is she actually posting D&G content on her IG stories or hiding it as much as possible?

No it's just saying press trip. You know, because they're the press. Notice the cats & the home account aren't 'liking' her posts. That must be the accounts her laptop & ipad are logged in as. She must be itching to get home and get those extra 2 likes.

[GeorgeePorgee]

I can't get over how short her little shetland legs are

What's with the hand on the hip awkward.

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

Lidl isn't "spilling" out of her suit or anything, but next time some of you feel insecure after seeing her photoshoped wannabe fit girl bod with Facetuned legs and faux shoulder definition... just remember she's really a little puff pastry in real life, okay?

Average size 8/10. It's not fat shaming. It's just stating a fact that a)she isnt as skinny as she makes out b)puts eff all effort into all these personal training sessions

Seriously the amount she harps on posting fitness stories you'd expect her to be toned.

[Hunevoque]

What's with the hand on the hip awkward.

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

Lidl isn't "spilling" out of her suit or anything, but next time some of you feel insecure after seeing her photoshoped wannabe fit girl bod with Facetuned legs and faux shoulder definition... just remember she's really a little puff pastry in real life, okay?

Average size 8/10. It's not fat shaming. It's just stating a fact that a)she isnt as skinny as she makes out b)puts eff all effort into all these personal training sessions

Seriously the amount she harps on posting fitness stories you'd expect her to be toned.

Totally agree, she looks 100% normal and nowhere near a size 4 as she claims. Her legs actually look « dumpy », no shape, no muscle… well she might need 7/7 pt sessions or sack the trainer

[Hopethatsoklovelies]

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

Lidl isn't "spilling" out of her suit or anything, but next time some of you feel insecure after seeing her photoshoped wannabe fit girl bod with Facetuned legs and faux shoulder definition... just remember she's really a little puff pastry in real life, okay?

Average size 8/10. It's not fat shaming. It's just stating a fact that a)she isnt as skinny as she makes out b)puts eff all effort into all these personal training sessions

Seriously the amount she harps on posting fitness stories you'd expect her to be toned.

Totally agree, she looks 100% normal and nowhere near a size 4 as she claims. Her legs actually look « dumpy », no shape, no muscle… well she might need 7/7 pt sessions or sack the trainer

It will be quite interesting to see the end result - the heavily photoshopped photo. How skinny is she gonna be there? Her head isn’t that big anymore compared to her body

[Brunette_]

They look very unimpressive when out in the wild.

I can't get over how short her little shetland legs are

What's with the hand on the hip awkward.

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

This is the most unflattering swimsuit I have ever seen. It does not only widen her stomach area by putting a huge gradient blue circle right on it, it’s cut makes her legs look stumpy and her butt totally flat. Not to mention the absence of a cleavage and an ugly highlighted spot on vagina. The only explanation I can find to why something that expensive looks that terrible is that she got it in a wrong size.


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[Hopethatsoklovelies]

I can't get over how short her little shetland legs are

What's with the hand on the hip awkward.

So butch and manly! And that’s just Millen.

Could she be any more on her tip toes?

This is the most unflattering swimsuit I have ever seen. It does not only widen her stomach area by putting a huge gradient blue circle right on it, it’s cut makes her legs look stumpy and her butt totally flat. Not to mention the absence of a cleavage and an ugly highlighted spot on vagina. The only explanation I can find to why something that expensive looks that terrible is that she got it in a wrong size.


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She has a flat a$$ but overall I agree the swimsuit does her no favor whatsoever.. she even looks shorter than she is

[june+ping]

if she is doing the cheap laminate flooring in the corridor, why couldn't she replace the ugly tile in the kitchen w the laminate. that way, the look itself would be much much better. the tile floor looks hideous.....

[Guest]

Will be interested to see what other money grabbers are forgoing their morals to go on this D&G trip.. or is it just the M-G's that took the bait?

[Guest]

Wow the height difference between Ali and David Gandy in Lidl's instagram stories! David makes him look like a hobbit.

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[queenofsaigon]

David Gandy is 6’2 and for once Aldi is not on his tippy toes, I’m guesstimating that is not even 5’10.


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[Vampy5555]

Her legs look terrible here & her thighs look photoshopped. Actually she also looks ‘stretched’ to appear thinner & taller.



And what’s with these tragic Ali poses haha you can clearly see he is standing still and not ‘mid walk’ as he is trying to convey.
And what ‘straight’ guy wears white ripped jeans..........




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[kurkuma]

Her legs look terrible here & her thighs look photoshopped. Actually she also looks ‘stretched’ to appear thinner & taller.



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Oh no, the espadrilles are back again!
Yeah, she looks super tall in that picture. And her arms also look slimmer and more toned than in those video stills.

[Squishypotato]

Will be interested to see what other money grabbers are forgoing their morals to go on this D&G trip.. or is it just the M-G's that took the bait?

A little bit off topic but somewhat related, another influenza Peony Lim did an ad with D&G perfume very recently ( I think the perfume was called Peony) but didn't seem to receive much/any backlash. (Or I could have just missed it). It really turned me off her, I know she's on the luxe end of the influencer scale but I just found it really tacky she would work with a company like that.
Then again GoT's Emilia Clarke also continues to work with them. Ugh.
"Forgoing their morals"...perhaps it is easy because there are none?
(no, I do not buy into the whole "the beauty line is a separate entity from the main brand" reasoning)

[LicenseToLurk]

I knew she’d have those bloody espadrilles on! Awful! Oh and yes, Ali is mates now with David Gandy as they had a conversation while Lydl filmed it! Tragically desperate. Aldi is 5 ft 6, tops.