Once upon a time in a land far far away from any minions #SomeRealSomeBought.. Lydia Elise Millen AKA Lidl Fillen was sat at home using her facewipes #ad to wipe away lumi's #ad cat piss. This was the third time this week that Lumi #ad had pissed on her head and her bed #ad. She was having to change the bedding #ad again. Isn't this what my house elf #PaidForByMe is for. Where is she anyway, she thought. Carrie hadn't been seen since the works christmas party #NotSponIHadToForkOutForThatMyself. Lidl Fillen had been having to do the chores around her house #BoughtMyself and was getting rather tired of it. Those sleep EarPods #ad hadn't been working at all but they had made her money, so what did she care. They were supposed to drown out any noise but she could still hear the cats bringing in mice #GiftedFromLynx throughout the night. In Carries absence, she had sent Lidl Fillen a diary #ad to fill in so she knew what chores she would have to do and when. Lidl Fillen classed chores as 'work' just so she had more to put in the diary #ad. Real work had been light of late. She had managed to bag a free trip #ad to a Chewton Glen Hotel and Spa but it meant bringing her ever suffering husband Ali #Spon along with her. Lidl and Ali didn't have a real marriage, theirs was all #Spon for the money. Ali #Spon was really in the closet #BoughtHimself. Anyhow, she was busy filling in her diary #ad, she did actually have a busy week this, what with the free trip #ad and her cleaner coming to clean the house #GiftedToMyselfFomMyself. She wasn't quite sure where she would find the time to fill all her new glass jars #ad. For the minions #SomeRealSomeBought that don't know, urns #ad were sooooooo 2018. The year 012 is all about the glass jar #ad. Lidl had managed to spot some free time in-between her spinning bike #ad delivery and her mum cooking a roast #NotAnAdMyMumOnlyCooksForMe.
So the day arrived when lidl had the free time to fill her glass jars #ad, she had coffee #ad, pasta #ad and quinoa #ad to put in them but none of them were the right colour. She got out the spare F&B paint #ad and went about painting each coffee bean #ad. This was going to be a long process, so she made sure to time-lapse it, her minions #SomeRealSomeBought would need to see how busy she had been. As she was busy painting, she heard her husband #ad pull up outside in HER Aston Martin #AdGiftedSpon. He came in to find her in the utility room, this was her favourite room because she had managed to decorate and kit the whole room out without spending a penny #Goals. It even had a #bespoke shelf #ad. I mean, a bespoke shelf!! How bloody cool does that make her, girl boss or what!!! Anyway, Ali #ad had bad news. ASA had finally gone ahead and put guidelines in place for influencers to follow. Princess Drippy Chin had recently had a meeting with ASA where she had told them that the minions #SomeRealSomeBought didn't care that she didn't disclose everything she was shilling. She had begged them not to change the rules. Her begging usually worked and she couldn't understand why ASA weren't listening to her. But this was it, her life as she knew it was over. She had spent so long pretending that everything she 'acquired' had been paid for by herself, that she couldn't remember what lies she had told when. She had made out to her minions #SomeRealSomeBought that she had paid for everything but practically everything in the house had been gifted. She knew all her dressing gowns would have to go, she lived in them but they weren't paid for and she had affiliate linked the hell out of them. She couldn't let the minions #SomeRealSomeBought know that she didn't even pay for basic dressing gowns #ad. She decided to go on ASOS, they had never worked with her, and buy some loungewear #AllICouldAffordToBuyMyself. She would be able to wear that for the foreseeable future. Maybe she could sneak in an affiliate link though and nobody would mind.. little did she know but the storm was coming and the tide was turning...
The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
- avabella
- Gossiper
- Posts: 697
- Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:15 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
Wow another new thread already - great intro! can't wait to see what this one holds!
- justforthelols
- Talker
- Posts: 108
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:07 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
People are not having it.
Gesendet von meinem ANE-LX1 mit Tapatalk
Gesendet von meinem ANE-LX1 mit Tapatalk
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
Are we inthefrow (#boughtfriendship) for another melt down? (#gifted and proud to receive)
- avabella
- Gossiper
- Posts: 697
- Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:15 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
Sitting in silence eating WHITE BREAD (NOT gluten free Lidl!) sandwiches and Ali delivers the killer line - 'how is your cheese sandwich tasting?'
FFS I swear to God if I was on my dream date with my husband and he asked me that!!!!!!
FFS I swear to God if I was on my dream date with my husband and he asked me that!!!!!!
-
- Gossiper
- Posts: 611
- Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:38 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
she's deleted all those comments from the vlog, well done to whoever got the ones above screen shot!
She really thinks people are stupid. Why not be honest and title that flog, an amazing trip away with Armani, instead of a load of lies!
She really thinks people are stupid. Why not be honest and title that flog, an amazing trip away with Armani, instead of a load of lies!
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
She couldn’t lie straight in bed!!Lola-Faith wrote:she's deleted all those comments from the vlog, well done to whoever got the ones above screen shot!
She really thinks people are stupid. Why not be honest and title that flog, an amazing trip away with Armani, instead of a load of lies!
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
At the start of the video when she was putting her foundation on, obviously she used her favourite one, the Armani foundation, despite photographing herself sat in her old Landrover just a few weeks ago stating she'd just used something (Dior Foundation) on her skin and she will never use anything else.
I spotted Cal twice in the video, it's like playing where's Wally! We were speculating as to where he was sleeping, until we saw there were two options, the bed out on the balcony, or in the walk in wardrobe. Someone had kindly already laid down a yoga mat or something similar on the floor for him.
I spotted Cal twice in the video, it's like playing where's Wally! We were speculating as to where he was sleeping, until we saw there were two options, the bed out on the balcony, or in the walk in wardrobe. Someone had kindly already laid down a yoga mat or something similar on the floor for him.
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
So Cal is on the romantic date LOL Third Wheeling!
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
- avabella
- Gossiper
- Posts: 697
- Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:15 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
That is actually embarrassing taking him along! I'm dying lol
-
- Gossiper
- Posts: 722
- Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:36 am
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
So romantic. Just shows they never do anything without it being for the gram.
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
Also Cal is on the payroll full time and Mom & Dad wouldn’t have trusted him back at the bungalow with fetch&carrie so he gets to go along and sleep on the floor like a good doggy.
- justforthelols
- Talker
- Posts: 108
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:07 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
She did not like that somebody mentioned they spotted him in the comments and people making fun of a fake romantic getaway. She is deleting furiously.LicenseToLurk wrote:Also Cal is on the payroll full time and Mom & Dad wouldn’t have trusted him back at the bungalow with fetch&carrie so he gets to go along and sleep on the floor like a good doggy.
Gesendet von meinem ANE-LX1 mit Tapatalk
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
This is amazing. I love the idea they sneaked him in. How embarrassing.justforthelols wrote:She did not like that somebody mentioned they spotted him in the comments and people making fun of a fake romantic getaway. She is deleting furiously.LicenseToLurk wrote:Also Cal is on the payroll full time and Mom & Dad wouldn’t have trusted him back at the bungalow with fetch&carrie so he gets to go along and sleep on the floor like a good doggy.
Gesendet von meinem ANE-LX1 mit Tapatalk
- avabella
- Gossiper
- Posts: 697
- Joined: Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:15 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
What would you say to the staff in that scenario?
‘Oh we have someone joining us for this date, he takes our pictures’
Bet the staff will use that fodder for weeks in the staff room
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
‘Oh we have someone joining us for this date, he takes our pictures’
Bet the staff will use that fodder for weeks in the staff room
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
- Miss Marple
- Talker
- Posts: 117
- Joined: Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:10 am
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
Yup! Exactly my thought when I caught his reflexion (and his man bun) in the mirror lol Also, hi people! Long time, no speak! I feel I have a lot to catch up on
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
- justforthelols
- Talker
- Posts: 108
- Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:07 pm
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
Cal lurking in the corner. It is a bit creepy. You think she forbids him to speak when he is not working and makes him stand somewhere motionless do she can ignore him?
Gesendet von meinem ANE-LX1 mit Tapatalk
Gesendet von meinem ANE-LX1 mit Tapatalk
-
- Learner
- Posts: 58
- Joined: Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:23 am
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
I couldn't help it. I commented on whether or not he was with them. I want to see what will happen lol
-
- Lurker
- Posts: 23
- Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:02 am
- Has thanked: 0
- Been thanked: 0
- Contact:
Re: The Gifted Life Of Labia Fillen #34
I just CANNOT with the baby voice in this flog, it's a whole new level. There is an unbroken section for about 10 minutes when she is only speaking in that ridiculous lisp, also using to boss Ali about and be snide AF to him in THAT VOICE.
This for sure has got to be her most irritating video for a while, she's finding herself so cute and she's babbling in a loop about how excited she is to eat an effing cucumber sandwich, like she thinks it's SUCH a charming thing to say.
This for sure has got to be her most irritating video for a while, she's finding herself so cute and she's babbling in a loop about how excited she is to eat an effing cucumber sandwich, like she thinks it's SUCH a charming thing to say.