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Honest_Critic wrote:I wonder what her 'business' was in NY? I know she went to some YouTube thing but after that she stuck around


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I think her kids were gone over the holiday weekend so she probably stood there until it was her turn to have them back. Obviously Momma Shannon is on the receiving end.
Seriously, Kandee's world would crumble if her mom was ever gone. She does everything for her! She'll have a real taste of what it means to be a -single mom-.

Spoiled bitch.

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DirtyMelodies wrote:By the way, YouTube's recommendations were SPOT ON for one of Koala's last vlogs. Hilarious. haha

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Is it just me, or is that little toad, she calls a fiance, putting on some weight in his face?

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enchantedapril wrote:
DirtyMelodies wrote:By the way, YouTube's recommendations were SPOT ON for one of Koala's last vlogs. Hilarious. haha

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Is it just me, or is that little toad, she calls a fiance, putting on some weight in his face?
Yup, ever since he's had unlimited access to Kandee cash, he's been eating like crazy. They eat out all the time! That shit is bound to catch up to them. The choices in food Koala makes, ugh. Junk food addict if you ask me.

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I was wondering for months, how they both are able to eat all that stuff/junk food/latenightsnacks/garbage without gaining tons of weight! How is this possible..
And he is eating A LOT calories on top of calories filled with chocolate and fat.
The few single times the go for a run would never stop this.

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She's still pimping out that pop art transformation video today, I finally decided to watch it entirely. Well, while all of her followers are "ohhhh, ahhhhh, so talented" I'm over here like, EWW!! What the FUCK is wrong with the right side of her face?!!' Please tell me someone else noticed this!

Her skin is so BAD!! I was so distracted by the bare side of her face that I missed the whole left side she was -transforming- No wonder she packs on the makeup on the daily. I mean, she shouldn't, her skin is probably breaking out because she does overdo it. But damn. She does this to herself, right?

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Is it just me - or do they BOTH seem so "over it" in the latest vlog of Koala's? 7:05-7:08ish are my fav's. "ha ha ha"

Kandee just had a standing bitch face the whole vlog and seemed annoyed at everything he did. He took a few shots at her and seemed totally annoyed (and rightfully so) and the whole blow dry bar thing. He also seemed really bored waiting around for her to finish.

I laughed at how defensive Kandee got over the "pajama" comment and said "Babe, these are comfy clothes. I wear them in public." Yeaaahhhhh......you also wore a plastic bag on your head in WalMart....so.....he was probably right to assume anything goes..... :FU:

The fact that neither of them can seem to plan ahead for a single thing astounds me as a 36 year old Mom. Even if my husband and I were travelling alone - and driving for eight house - we'd figure out that somewhere around suppertime - you stop and eat.....and if there is nothing nearby - you friggen stop before you go home and unload the car in the middle of the night?!!?

I enjoy Michael's vlogs much more when he's with his friends or sibilings. He seems happier and like he's having fun.

Maybe they should both add a pay pal button for lessons in Common Sense?

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Snow8White wrote:Is it just me - or do they BOTH seem so "over it" in the latest vlog of Koala's? 7:05-7:08ish are my fav's. "ha ha ha"

Kandee just had a standing bitch face the whole vlog and seemed annoyed at everything he did. He took a few shots at her and seemed totally annoyed (and rightfully so) and the whole blow dry bar thing. He also seemed really bored waiting around for her to finish.

I laughed at how defensive Kandee got over the "pajama" comment and said "Babe, these are comfy clothes. I wear them in public." Yeaaahhhhh......you also wore a plastic bag on your head in WalMart....so.....he was probably right to assume anything goes..... :FU:

The fact that neither of them can seem to plan ahead for a single thing astounds me as a 36 year old Mom. Even if my husband and I were travelling alone - and driving for eight house - we'd figure out that somewhere around suppertime - you stop and eat.....and if there is nothing nearby - you friggen stop before you go home and unload the car in the middle of the night?!!?

I enjoy Michael's vlogs much more when he's with his friends or sibilings. He seems happier and like he's having fun.

Maybe they should both add a pay pal button for lessons in Common Sense?
Her comfy clothes consist of an old ass Harley Davidson faded T-Shirt and some nasty old Peggy Bundy leopard pants ImageImageImage

If she thinks her comfy clothes are an upgrade to PJs, she's even crazier than I thought. Shit, I should of screen grabbed her clothes Image she looked homeless.

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Snow8White wrote:Is it just me - or do they BOTH seem so "over it" in the latest vlog of Koala's? 7:05-7:08ish are my fav's. "ha ha ha"

Kandee just had a standing bitch face the whole vlog and seemed annoyed at everything he did. He took a few shots at her and seemed totally annoyed (and rightfully so) and the whole blow dry bar thing. He also seemed really bored waiting around for her to finish.

I laughed at how defensive Kandee got over the "pajama" comment and said "Babe, these are comfy clothes. I wear them in public." Yeaaahhhhh......you also wore a plastic bag on your head in WalMart....so.....he was probably right to assume anything goes..... :FU:

The fact that neither of them can seem to plan ahead for a single thing astounds me as a 36 year old Mom. Even if my husband and I were travelling alone - and driving for eight house - we'd figure out that somewhere around suppertime - you stop and eat.....and if there is nothing nearby - you friggen stop before you go home and unload the car in the middle of the night?!!?

I enjoy Michael's vlogs much more when he's with his friends or sibilings. He seems happier and like he's having fun.

Maybe they should both add a pay pal button for lessons in Common Sense?
Oh her poor irritated, broken out skin! Its as bad as her damaged, falling out, Bozo hair. When the hell?

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She definitely does it to herself :/ bad diet, bad hygiene, low water intake, little sleep - I could go on


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enchantedapril wrote:
DirtyMelodies wrote:By the way, YouTube's recommendations were SPOT ON for one of Koala's last vlogs. Hilarious. haha

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Is it just me, or is that little toad, she calls a fiance, putting on some weight in his face?
Sheesh, I wonder why. Soon, his face is gonna be shaped like a crepe, too.

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Wow, yes her skin is so inflamed there! I also thought it was really stupid that the first thing she did was put in those contacts. Shouldn't that have been the LAST thing she did? If I'm not mistaken, you need to SEE to be able to apply makeup. Although, the way she applies it, I guess that's not true... so whatever. :rofl: :FU:

I've been thinking Michael's face is getting puffier too. Looks like their lifestyle is catching up to both of them. As he gets closer to 30 his body will continue to change in ways that will make it even harder for him to keep eating like that without exercising. Also, why is he so obsessed with wearing tank tops? He really should stop wearing them, especially when he's around Brendon. :?

I also thought that last vlog was super awkward and grouchy. She was cross the whole time, and Michael passive aggressively picked at her and complained about her. I was wondering if it's a factor of them being together so long, cramped on top of each other, the long car rides together, and both of them generally being immature tools. Kandee always wants her way, and neither of them is mature enough to figure out how each of them can get as much of what they want as they can. There is no reason both their desires can't be accommodated with proper planning. GROW UP!!! :FU: :roll:
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And drugs and alcohol lol #leatherskinonfleek and re:them nit picking each other. I'd love to see an all out blowout fight between them. Granny kan waggling her jowls and yelling in her man voice and Koala giggling and taping her before she throws his phone into the toilet


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Honest_Critic wrote:And drugs and alcohol lol #leatherskinonfleek Image and re:them nit picking each other. I'd love to see an all out blowout fight between them. Granny kan waggling her jowls and yelling in her man voice and Koala giggling and taping her before she throws his phone into the toilet ImageImageImage


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Kandee's Latest Instagram:
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I went and looked up this case. It's $115. For a phone case that isn't even protective, or waterproof, or shock absorbent, or any of that stuff.
The only reason someone buys this kind of phone case is to be a label whore. How much you wanna bet she can't even pronounce Moschino?
$115 could easily buy a week's worth of groceries for her family. You know, so they wouldn't have to eat garbage all the time.
The more I learn about her the more I feel really, really sorry for her kids.
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^^^^^^

Those fucking dagger nails are disgusting. How does she work on clients let alone take care of her children with long pointy fingernails? Maybe Koala wipes her ass too?

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Because dressing like a classy, neat, woman in her late 30's is overrated guys!!

It's all about looking immature, buying expensive shit that will probably end up in a closet amongst other things, frying your hair to the brightest-loudest color you can find to fit in and wear pancake makeup to look orange until your skin breaks out.

She definitely comes here. Image

HI KANDEE!!! Fuck You!!! Have a nice day!!!

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PunkLush wrote:Image

Because dressing like a classy, neat, woman in her late 30's is overrated guys!!

It's all about looking immature, buying expensive shit that will probably end up in a closet amongst other things, frying your hair to the brightest-loudest color you can find to fit in and wear pancake makeup to look orange until your skin breaks out.

She definitely comes here.

HI KANDEE!!! Fuck You!!! Have a nice day!!!
The thing is: she's relatively tiny (even if she's in terrible shape) and she could look REALLY nice in a LOT of things. Instead she finds the loudest trendiest garbage because she's so desperate to still be 20. YOU'RE 37 GIRL.
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PunkLush wrote:She's still pimping out that pop art transformation video today, I finally decided to watch it entirely. Well, while all of her followers are "ohhhh, ahhhhh, so talented" I'm over here like, EWW!! What the FUCK is wrong with the right side of her face?!!' Please tell me someone else noticed this!

Her skin is so BAD!! I was so distracted by the bare side of her face that I missed the whole left side she was -transforming- No wonder she packs on the makeup on the daily. I mean, she shouldn't, her skin is probably breaking out because she does overdo it. But damn. She does this to herself, right?

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Looks like she had a chemical peel? I think sometimes you can break out after that. Or, sometimes my own skin has a red, ruddy appearance after a night of generous drinking. I do NOT believe that she doesn't drink and it WILL show up in your skin. She probably does adderall too and that's why she is all hyper and spastic.
Punklush, we all know she doesn't actually do makeup on anyone? Just herself! lol
Obviously Kandee does read here, I just posted a few days ago about how hideous her clothing is and how juvenile she dresses. Bitch buy some black yoga pants, cute top, and call it a day. No need to walk around like F21 threw up all over your ratchet ass.

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Someone wake her up and remind her that she's 37, a mother of 4 kids (one is an adult) has been married & divorced twice, is about to get married for the 3rd time with a 20 something kid with no steady income.

I mean, hello! To add insult to injury, she feels as if she has to dress like teenager. She must wake up every morning (when she does sleep) and think she's a joke. Look at her, she doesn't take anything seriously. She probably adapted that IDGAF persona because she can't believe it herself. In reality I know she does care what people think of her, it's so obvious as well.

She's such a lost person. I agree with some here when they say there's a breakdown/meltdown in the near future. Hope she shaves off that clown hair!

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PunkLush wrote:
enchantedapril wrote:
DirtyMelodies wrote:By the way, YouTube's recommendations were SPOT ON for one of Koala's last vlogs. Hilarious. haha

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Is it just me, or is that little toad, she calls a fiance, putting on some weight in his face?
Yup, ever since he's had unlimited access to Kandee cash, he's been eating like crazy. They eat out all the time! That shit is bound to catch up to them. The choices in food Koala makes, ugh. Junk food addict if you ask me.
THAT'S why he couldn't work out for long in the hotel gym and was bitching about only having juice for breakfast. Here's a hint Michael: You crashed during your gym session because of all the sugar and crap you eat and going for crepes afterwards with that choice of toppings was the dumbest, most counter-productive thing you could've done. :roll:

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