"Kimbald Thighnormous and Carleech, Redipped" (Part 9)

[Pastey]

I am so tired of hearing them call their water bottles by a name. Just call it your fucking water bottle!

[rubywoohoo]

Same here. It reiterates their immature mentality - both emotionally and mentally. Grow up. You're 26 going on 16, regressing with each day.

[Saladbar85]

Her dumbass baby talk to those dogs make me wanna blow my brains into oblivion.


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[Guest]

At this point she and Carlos are perfect for each other.

[Bored_bitch]

Kim’s talking to herself in Carblos’ comments cause I know damn well no one else is looking at carbs and thinking that unless they’re trolling

[Pooka]

and oh my godddd......her constant hint dropping is SO ANNOYING AND CRINGY. "Carlos, omg I love this ring." "Carlos, wouldnt it be amazing if we got married?" "Carlos, omg imagine if we had this at our wedding" "Guise look at these wedding dresses arent they gorgeous??" "Our babies would be so cute, wouldnt they Carlos??" "I think I'd want a natural no drug home water birth, what do you think Carlos?" It reminds me of those super annoying girls in hs who wanted to get married so bad and wanting to live "the married life" so they got pregnant right after school and are now living in a dirty ass house with their 3 terrible kids and no prospects. (Which is totally fine if you have a healthy relationship....but we all know this is anything but ...) Have some self respect and just fucking stop you're not 14.

Girl he's clearly not comfortable with marrying you and having kids....or else it would have happened.
Its honestly just sad. Also, isnt it a bit early to be dropping hints at starting a whole damn life together?? How long have they been dating for, a year? Two tops?

It just reeks of desperation. And honestly, its not fair to your partner to constantly be dropping snide little hints about what YOU want, vs what would be beneficial to the both of you.

Every time Carlos is on camera his eyes look so dead like damn.

What video is this? or did she delete it?

Naw she hasnt done a specific video, but she'll just drop these types of comments during her videos/insta stories/comments. She constantly talks about how/when she and Carlos will get married, when they'll have kids or how many kids they'll have. He never brings it up.

[mhdx]

Did you guys notice Carbs, fat stomach? His stomach gut is showing, and Kimbo claims that they “go to the gym in their apartment.” Clearly that’s not the case.

[cness]

Maybe Carbs has an unkempt beard so he can discourage Kim from kissing him LOL

[julia87]

Maybe Carbs has an unkempt beard so he can discourage Kim from kissing him LOL

I think you're right Imagine how he feels when he has to kiss those baboon ass crusty lips with that flip flap. Not to mention the seafood breath that comes from her mouth.

[LiddlePallid]

Yeah but look at his mouth - I bet his breath isn't much better

[InternetLurker]

Idk if you guys noticed on her last vlog where carlos got his "fiLleRs" ?!?! how he didnt even make any direct eye contact with the doctor?? I felt like Carbload knew that if he stared at the pretty skinny doctor he wouldve gotten a earful from Fatty McFat when they got back home LOLOLOLOL!
Idk if it's just me? But I felt some crazy ass tension during that part when she was recording them LOLOLOL

Run Carblos!!!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!! That retarded looking ass LARD whale isnt worth it!!!! Get you a sugar momma to fix that bottom teeth of yours LOLOLOLOL!!! Your current sausage momma is going to give you retarded babies lol

[mhdx]

Idk if you guys noticed on her last vlog where carlos got his "fiLleRs" ?!?! how he didnt even make any direct eye contact with the doctor?? I felt like Carbload knew that if he stared at the pretty skinny doctor he wouldve gotten a earful from Fatty McFat when they got back home LOLOLOLOL!
Idk if it's just me? But I felt some crazy ass tension during that part when she was recording them LOLOLOL

Run Carblos!!!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!! That retarded looking ass LARD whale isnt worth it!!!! Get you a sugar momma to fix that bottom teeth of yours LOLOLOLOL!!! Your current sausage momma is going to give you retarded babies lol

WOW! I literally noticed that as well. You would think, since it was his first time meeting her, he would of idk shake her hand or something. He kept his eyes facing towards Kimbo, and the camera.

[LiddlePallid]

I just watched her last mukbang and her lips look so...painful. They're all red and irritated looking, like they're either super chapped or she was scrubbing the shit out of them or something lmao

Also "glass cups?" You mean glasses, Kim?? And why the fuck does she have to keep her wonderful "coldess" water bottle in the freezer if the thing is supposed to be so great at keeping your water cold no matter what?

[side_eyejasmine]

I am so tired of hearing them call their water bottles by a name. Just call it your fucking water bottle!

It’s probably bc she can’t pronounce “coldest” so she avoids saying coldest water bottle altogether by just naming them

[Saladbar85]

I am so tired of hearing them call their water bottles by a name. Just call it your fucking water bottle!

It’s probably bc she can’t pronounce “coldest” so she avoids saying coldest water bottle altogether by just naming them

“COHDESS”

Again any word that has an “L” somewhere in the middle she’ll always fuck it up. Ignorant bitch


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[Saladbar85]

The photoshop on this is hilarious!!!


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[Wonk_Eye]

And why the fuck does she have to keep her wonderful "coldess" water bottle in the freezer if the thing is supposed to be so great at keeping your water cold no matter what?

It's funny cause I have one and the instructions literally say not to put it in the fridge or freezer cause it will ruin it. What a dumbass.

[Delet This]

Kim mentioned that she stopped going to PR events because something happened the last time she went? Anybody know what was so traumatic that happened?

Yeah when your fatter than two of the “thicc” ones combined while being half their height and only care about the food instead of make up/skincare it defeats the purpose. I would personally be embarrassed I’m too fat ugly and unwashed and smelly to be in the groups.

She’s so literally addicted and obsessed w fattening greasy ass seafood she’s ACTUALLY thankful for this, even if it means losing several thousand dollars in stipends to attend and free gifts and visiting a new island since she doesn’t want to miss binging on a bajallion calories of dead shellfish in butter

[ririgigi]

Gurl looks like Soos from Gravity Falls, as dumb too, probably.

[Bored_bitch]

HOLY TREE STUMPS.... is she sure she doesn’t have like diabetes or something


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