OMG. Thank you so much for this, I cannot even make it through any of her vlogs anymore. Her life is so sad its not even fun for me to hate watch anymore. She needs help and they need to go out and find an actual job - not just to get sunlight and a little bit of exercise, but to SOCIALIZE with other people for crying out loud. Based on what I read here it doesn't sound like they do much of anything outside of their apartment?rubywoohoo wrote:Wow. This vlog is awful. Is this what she considers to be a beauty guru channel content? Is it passable for that?? Let me break the 25 mins shit show down:
She is MASSIVE. She got that turtleneck dress on trying to hide her neck rolls and gross profile but we got the receipts!
Carbload looks very unhealthy. He's quite pale, his skin is textured, his eyes are red and swollen and he's gained so much weight. Isn't his family concerned for him?
Kim peddling Scentbird acting like she's mentioned it "many times before in my vlogs". I don't recall that. Someone keep me honest -- has she?? "They're all over the house" yet I don't remember her mentioning them once. When she opened it, even Carlos was surprised at the packaging and responded "oh cool", so that should tell you all you need to know. She tries to front and it's such BS.
Greasy hair with tape extensions showing at the crown - CHECK.
Gross lip injection flopping around - CHECK.
The description box is filled with all her discount codes. How is she still getting sponsorships?
She's "literally obsessed" with everything - she's said it at least 10x inside the first 5 minutes.
She got another plastic tree. Yay said no one.
The dogs playing in the background are pretty adorable.
7:09 - is that gum stuck under her lip?? No it's her saggy lip. GROSS.
They left the house to take IG photos but went to eat instead. She brings up (AGAIN) that they had their first date at this shopping plaza. Cringe.
They're going to hire someone to hang a mirror!?? Da fuq? How come you or your man can't do it yourselves? Be self sufficient. My god people.
12:40 - I think Carbload just woke up. Oh wait, he's getting back under the covers.
These up close shots of her face are very unflattering. Those contacts are homely and you can see her teeth have yellowed.
Carlos thinks Whale is bad luck to the Eagles.
Kim hates it when her dogs try and lick her face. Why did she get those dogs in the first place? Oh yeah....
14:50 - they all just woke up from a nap.
Everything is superficial and Whale is continuously living in the past and waxing on about "remember when?". It's old, boring and stale. They've done nothing but eat and take a nap.
Carbload is "off playing basketball with the boys".... i.e. meeting up with his side piece. Hahahaah!!!
She's literally obsessed with Amazon and it's the best thing in the hoe entire worr, you guys.
Also, that bracelet is so tight it's gonna make her hand turn blue.
She's obsessed with trays, magnets and a paper towel holder. Life is exciting.
She has the two cards that McDonald's sent her last year hanging on her fridge and a "signed" picture of Jack from Jack in the Box. She even calls it out in the video like "oh and this signed picture from Jack." It's kind of sad.
Sped up cleaning montage in the kitchen. Double chin game is strong.
Dog pooped on the couch. No surprises here seeing how they have no consideration for their animals. He's probably stressed out from the move and all of the sudden changes. It's very taxing on animals and given that they are usually dropped off at doggy day care every day and not on parade for vlogs, it was probably confusing and stressful for the poor thing.
Whale says she's not feeling confident but she "knows that content is very important to you guys." She looks like she's trying to make herself cry. It didn't come through and the sympathy play didn't work judging by the comments. It's probably because not many people watched it all the way through to the end of this long, boring video about nothing.
Oh wait she says she thinks she found herself again! Phew. She promises there will be a makeup tutorial this month. She probably already filmed it (the look she has on in the vlog) and is holding on to it for later. BET.
I sat through 25 minutes of nothing. It's better than her filming herself taking out the trash! Remember that?
Cringing at the poor dog pooping on the couch. Maybe he had to go so bad he finally just had to go somewhere. (Wishful thinking, though no better.) I hope they are not as stressed out as they seem to be, though in the few minutes I did watch of this video it was horrible watching her the way she handled Cooper. She was flopping him around so much I'm surprised he didn't try harder to escape her fat hands.