bagelslut wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:19 pm
A summary of Gabbie's new video for those who don't have the time to waste:
- The intro is a clip of her and her friend Irene taking videos of eachother at the same time without knowing.
- She says the giant dirty mark on her wall is from her very first day of moving in, from furniture hitting the wall.
- Gabbie has a sponsorship with a shampoo/conditioner company. Ironic they picked a youtuber that clearly doesn't wash or care for her hair.
- Now Gabbie is doing her eyebrows in a mirror and brushing her teeth because... gotta get that timestamp long enough for maximum ads!
- 6 minutes and 30 seconds into the video, they're finally going to the store to get a magic eraser and start on what the video is supposed to be.
- 9 minutes in, Gabbie is finally cleaning her walls. She's upset at the amount of effort it takes from the magic eraser, because she thought it would be easy swipes.
- Gabbie also talks about her being poor, for the 1000th time of her youtube career. Take a shot every time she says the word "poor".
- Cleaning break so she can rip those bird stickers off of her wall. Sort of symbolic of how she's not anywhere close to being the Storytime Gabbie we originally subscribed to.
- The one magic eraser wasn't enough, so her and Irene go back to the store and buy a knockoff brand. I'm actually sort of impressed Gabbie didn't call it quits and intends to finish.
- She tackles the original dirty mark I talked about, and swipes at it for a bit before deciding it looks good enough. You can still see it's not completely clean, but she's out of sponges and doesn't really care.
- Before/after photo montage. I'm not a germophobe but that light switch is... disgusting.
- Blooper clips at the end. None of them are very funny, but maybe I just need to manage my expectations.