Crusty Ca$$ie: Sweaty Girl in a Lonely Plastic World - Part 6

[GoldChocobo]

Perfecto lol

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[buttaface561]

killed it with the thread title, lol!

[pandachan]

For some odd reason I couldn't get the Barbie girl song out of my head, but instead of barbie I sang crusty and then this happened, I'll see myself out XD (english is not my first language, before anyone comes for the grammar mistakes)

Hiya Crusty
Hi Jake!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Jake!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha

I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation

I'm a brunette bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Thred me up, make it tight, hope it’s expensive
You're the boss, casserole, feel the steam and the stink
Like said, unhygienic, hanky-panky

I can review, I can test
If neosporin is everywhere
Ooh woo

I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation

Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh

Send me gifts, send me tweets, do whatever I want
I can act like a brat, I can cry on command
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's get hammered

I can review, I can test
If neosporin is everywhere
You can’t touch, you can’t play
But I obsess over you

Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh

I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation
I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation

Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh

Oh, I'm having so much fun
Well Crusty, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Jake

[abahney]

For some odd reason I couldn't get the Barbie girl song out of my head, but instead of barbie I sang crusty and then this happened, I'll see myself out XD (english is not my first language, before anyone comes for the grammar mistakes)

Hiya Crusty
Hi Jake!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Jake!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha

I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation

I'm a brunette bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Thred me up, make it tight, hope it’s expensive
You're the boss, casserole, feel the steam and the stink
Like said, unhygienic, hanky-panky

I can review, I can test
If neosporin is everywhere
Ooh woo

I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation

Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh

Send me gifts, send me tweets, do whatever I want
I can act like a brat, I can cry on command
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's get hammered

I can review, I can test
If neosporin is everywhere
You can’t touch, you can’t play
But I obsess over you

Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh

I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation
I'm a Crusty girl in the Sweaty world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can’t brush my hair, can’t touch me anywhere
Self-victimisation is my life’s creation

Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Crusty, let's go party
Ooh, ooh

Oh, I'm having so much fun
Well Crusty, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Jake

You have way too much time on your hands, but it's bloody glorious

[pandachan]

You have way too much time on your hands, but it's bloody glorious

Nah, I can spare 15 minutes out of my day for some fuckery

[GoldChocobo]

Im sorry, but why did she have to have a set of little bunnies painted like different bugs?

Why, Cassie?

Youre an addict. Stop.

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[justawful]

The way she says "but" reminds me of Lola from Big Mouth.

[TrixieLaBelle]

The way she says "but" reminds me of Lola from Big Mouth.

OH MY GOD I was wondering what that reminded me of! Perfect.

[beeceeway2509]

The thread title though. 100% accuracy.

[pandachan]

I love my cat, but he is not even allowed near the counter, he knows he is not to be up there generally. How can she allow fig on the counter while she is cooking? That is disgusting. Also, stop being such a clean freak suddenly, we have seen the state of your previous apartment. That chili looked like a soup.

[wind84]

I don't really know what her deal was with joking about being an addict after taking hydrocodone. That is a very real and serious problem right now. A lot of communities have an opioid crisis, particularly in North America. So for her to roll her eyes while saying she's an addict is just so insensitive.

[GoldChocobo]

Some random vlog thoughts...

Is it bad that i thought her incision scars just looked like regular pick marks on her?

Being a passive aggressive bitch to her mom again... her mom takes it though so i dont know if i should really care...

Talking about the financial impact of the surgery. Fucking tacky..

Talking like she elected to have her gallbladder out, like it was some awesome choice. So brave, Cassie.

How many beans does one girl need???

Lets kick onions around on the floor, which are toxic to cats...

That chili seems awfully taxing on a body suddenly missing an organ...

Could she not have made something in advance to eat and her mom could pull it out of the freezer or something?

Shits on that nurse again, and now he's a fucker for judging her pick scars. Victim city.

Becky, you created this monster.

Lol at "frowny belly button". No hate, just Lol'd.

I had strep throat lately, which resulted in an amoxicillin reaction and i dont think I bitched half as much as this chick. Someone give her a purple heart and an oscar.

I have a cat too, and she KNOWS she's in shit when she jumps on the counter. It's for her safety and our sanity for her to stay off it! So gross.

Once again, Cassie sounds so satisfied that the surgeon was impressed with how big a gallstone she had. It's so stupid and pointless to be that smug about that. Weird.


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[justawful]

She was being so rude and weird to her mother while they were cooking

[Aluminumfoilcat]

I don't really know what her deal was with joking about being an addict after taking hydrocodone. That is a very real and serious problem right now. A lot of communities have an opioid crisis, particularly in North America. So for her to roll her eyes while saying she's an addict is just so insensitive.

I don't know if this sort of speculation is allowed but on most of her recent live videos her behaviour is extremely odd. Like she's not sober. Or she took too much meds. Or both. I wouldn't be surprised if she's abusing her prescription meds already.
And yeah, pain meds/opioid addiction isn't a joke.

[rabbittt]

I don't really know what her deal was with joking about being an addict after taking hydrocodone. That is a very real and serious problem right now. A lot of communities have an opioid crisis, particularly in North America. So for her to roll her eyes while saying she's an addict is just so insensitive.

I don't know if this sort of speculation is allowed but on most of her recent live videos her behaviour is extremely odd. Like she's not sober. Or she took too much meds. Or both. I wouldn't be surprised if she's abusing her prescription meds already.
And yeah, pain meds/opioid addiction isn't a joke.

Yeah, it has always been suspected that she drinks too much - on top of whatever anti-depressant medication she takes - and now on top of prescription painkillers - yikes!

[Guest]

Im sorry, but why did she have to have a set of little bunnies painted like different bugs?

Why, Cassie?

Youre an addict. Stop.

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I cringed watching Cassie squeal over these. I’ve been a fan of Frank Kozik for almost two decades now and have the original 8” Smorkin’ Labbit (below, from 2003) in my design studio. None of Frank’s stuff was ever ‘cute’ and she would hate the original. Seeing this made my eyes (and ears) bleed. A whole movement of Lowbrow artists that she could focus on, potentially as a series, but she doesn’t seem to be interested in the art or it’s origin. Typical Cassie.



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[pandachan]

What I don't understand regarding her collecting stuff is why she wants it? Prime example is the whole bug labbit collection. She doesn't know anything about the labbits, she doesn't like bugs, yet she went and bought a box of it. Why buy a full box, why not just go on ebay and search for items you really want or like collecting one specific type or brand? She has tokidoki, re-ments, pusheen, rilakkuma, pokemon, disney tsum tsum etc. So much unnecessary crap, this can't be good on your mental health. Don't even get me started on those subscription boxes, where the majority is also stuff she will either give to someone else, or just chuck in a box and never use it.

[Guest]

What I don't understand regarding her collecting stuff is why she wants it? Prime example is the whole bug labbit collection. She doesn't know anything about the labbits, she doesn't like bugs, yet she went and bought a box of it. Why buy a full box, why not just go on ebay and search for items you really want or like collecting one specific type or brand? She has tokidoki, re-ments, pusheen, rilakkuma, pokemon, disney tsum tsum etc. So much unnecessary crap, this can't be good on your mental health. Don't even get me started on those subscription boxes, where the majority is also stuff she will either give to someone else, or just chuck in a box and never use it.

I don’t get it. Not at all. I do understand that the ‘plastic crap’ comment has come up a lot and I agree with that entirely, because there’s so much and you’re right, it’s just a lot of everything. This isn’t a collection and it has no actual value. I’m not fazed by the fact that most adults my age wouldn’t like the original Labbits either, which of course to many people, are also considered pointless crap. I have quite a few pieces, as well as early and original prints and sculptures from the likes of Tara McPherson, Mark Ryden, Liz McGrath etc. Trouble is, as a fellow artist, Cassie has little to no interest in the art. It’s all empty, pointless and contradicts her whole thrifting gig. She’s like a child who just wants more for the sake of it. It’s very strange.

Most people her age are looking mostly for quality over quantity by this point.


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[pandachan]

I don’t get it. Not at all. I do understand that the ‘plastic crap’ comment has come up a lot and I agree with that entirely, because there’s so much and you’re right, it’s just a lot of everything. This isn’t a collection and it has no actual value. I’m not fazed by the fact that most adults my age wouldn’t like the original Labbits either, which of course to many people, are also considered pointless crap. I have quite a few pieces, as well as early and original prints and sculptures from the likes of Tara McPherson, Mark Ryden, Liz McGrath etc. Trouble is, as a fellow artist, Cassie has little to no interest in the art. It’s all empty, pointless and contradicts her whole thrifting gig. She’s like a child who just wants more for the sake of it. It’s very strange.

Most people her age are looking mostly for quality over quantity by this point.

Exactly. Cassie is priding herself as this great artist, as this educated art major, yet she has no interest in it. I'm not saying, that she would need to collect something expensive, but just narrow it down. If I could I would buy myself a doll from the popovy sisters in a heartbeat, but I can't. I bought myself one funko pop figure (the geisha from ghost in the shell), and two neca scalers (batman & the joker), but I'm not buying cases full of blind boxes.

[GoldChocobo]

I dont know what Labbits are. I dont follow the circles. It sounded like Cassie didn't either. If she did, she would explain in a condescending tone, no doubt.

She just wanted it for the sake of wanting it. But she got such a good deal, you guys. Such a stupid mentality...

Im curious about her collection now and her display options. Her date is going to walk in and see them EVERYWHERE. To be a fly on the wall....

It also irks me that she gives away opened stuff like "have my left over crap cuz i already got the thrill of opening this and now its meaningless to me." Glad you got your rocks off, so sorry you already own it. Gag.

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