David Dobrik/Vlog Squad (Part 32)

[alphaB13]

Looks like Natalie joined in on the ship baiting

I mean I know they aren't a thing, but ya don't have to be in a relationship to appreciate that bod

Remember this gem? (Yellowcat, don't open this spoiler till you are out of the hospital. Everyone else, ya welcome.)

[Cappy24]

Looks like Natalie joined in on the ship baiting

I mean I know they aren't a thing, but ya don't have to be in a relationship to appreciate that bod

Remember this gem? (Yellowcat, don't open this spoiler till you are out of the hospital. Everyone else, ya welcome.)

Literally carved from the gods, we are not worthy


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[Paschdav]

Okay so either I’m tripping balls or this thread only move one page since I last checked it? I’m in hospital just had a 6 hour surgery a few hours ago I was like oh noooo bet I’ve missed something but nah all good yeeeehawww. Can’t think about Jeff in here or they’ll wonder why my pussy wet every time they help me move lol (aw fuck that was gross I’m sorry y’all).

God I’m high as fuck on pain meds I don’t give a fuck I’m just gonna say it:

Jeff even if his dick was tiny I would still hold him and cuddle him and kiss him and love him. His little giggle. Fuck. He treats people - Jason, Lorraine etc with respect. He has intereergrated into the squad well imo. I like how he goes to events at the Antonyans. What I love about Jeff is at first I thought he was going to be cocky “omg I can’t believe they all just follow David” but now I can see he respects the hustle and he genuinely listens to people, is funny, good sense of humour. Ahhh I love him. Not just because he is attractive either. I love how he is respectful to Lorraine and Jonah even, Jason - it shows his character is good. Even the most “hated” Jonah he still treats with respect. But Jeff baby please what is you doinnnn throw those fucking trousers in the BIN.

Now do I feel wrong “objectifying” him as a sex object? No. Now if we can get a glimpse of his penis somehow that will be great. Even if it’s itty bitty I will worship it. We know David is a serial masturbator but Jeff is more discrete. I do like to believe he gives the old sauce bottle a shake every day.

Anyway not sure where this is going. JEFF is a sex icon.

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

[winter_]

Portillos have a framed photo of David. I can't

[Cappy24]

Okay so either I’m tripping balls or this thread only move one page since I last checked it? I’m in hospital just had a 6 hour surgery a few hours ago I was like oh noooo bet I’ve missed something but nah all good yeeeehawww. Can’t think about Jeff in here or they’ll wonder why my pussy wet every time they help me move lol (aw fuck that was gross I’m sorry y’all).

God I’m high as fuck on pain meds I don’t give a fuck I’m just gonna say it:

Jeff even if his dick was tiny I would still hold him and cuddle him and kiss him and love him. His little giggle. Fuck. He treats people - Jason, Lorraine etc with respect. He has intereergrated into the squad well imo. I like how he goes to events at the Antonyans. What I love about Jeff is at first I thought he was going to be cocky “omg I can’t believe they all just follow David” but now I can see he respects the hustle and he genuinely listens to people, is funny, good sense of humour. Ahhh I love him. Not just because he is attractive either. I love how he is respectful to Lorraine and Jonah even, Jason - it shows his character is good. Even the most “hated” Jonah he still treats with respect. But Jeff baby please what is you doinnnn throw those fucking trousers in the BIN.

Now do I feel wrong “objectifying” him as a sex object? No. Now if we can get a glimpse of his penis somehow that will be great. Even if it’s itty bitty I will worship it. We know David is a serial masturbator but Jeff is more discrete. I do like to believe he gives the old sauce bottle a shake every day.

Anyway not sure where this is going. JEFF is a sex icon.

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah zane, Todd and Jeff are my strongest contenders for leaked nudes, blows my mind no ones had a sex scandal yet in that group


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[GoingDownWinkyFace]

Okay so either I’m tripping balls or this thread only move one page since I last checked it? I’m in hospital just had a 6 hour surgery a few hours ago I was like oh noooo bet I’ve missed something but nah all good yeeeehawww. Can’t think about Jeff in here or they’ll wonder why my pussy wet every time they help me move lol (aw fuck that was gross I’m sorry y’all).

God I’m high as fuck on pain meds I don’t give a fuck I’m just gonna say it:

Jeff even if his dick was tiny I would still hold him and cuddle him and kiss him and love him. His little giggle. Fuck. He treats people - Jason, Lorraine etc with respect. He has intereergrated into the squad well imo. I like how he goes to events at the Antonyans. What I love about Jeff is at first I thought he was going to be cocky “omg I can’t believe they all just follow David” but now I can see he respects the hustle and he genuinely listens to people, is funny, good sense of humour. Ahhh I love him. Not just because he is attractive either. I love how he is respectful to Lorraine and Jonah even, Jason - it shows his character is good. Even the most “hated” Jonah he still treats with respect. But Jeff baby please what is you doinnnn throw those fucking trousers in the BIN.

Now do I feel wrong “objectifying” him as a sex object? No. Now if we can get a glimpse of his penis somehow that will be great. Even if it’s itty bitty I will worship it. We know David is a serial masturbator but Jeff is more discrete. I do like to believe he gives the old sauce bottle a shake every day.

Anyway not sure where this is going. JEFF is a sex icon.

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

[3wc]

I’m surprised there’s been no nudes leaked, especially from Todd.

Cheesey will be in with her usual *ahem* comments after that pic of Jeff

[wild_in_our_way]

Portillos have a framed photo of David. I can't

And what he wrote on it

[Paschdav]

I’m surprised there’s been no nudes leaked, especially from Todd.

Cheesey will be in with her usual *ahem* comments after that pic of Jeff

Found a pic of Cheesey after that Jeff picture

[Cappy24]

Okay so either I’m tripping balls or this thread only move one page since I last checked it? I’m in hospital just had a 6 hour surgery a few hours ago I was like oh noooo bet I’ve missed something but nah all good yeeeehawww. Can’t think about Jeff in here or they’ll wonder why my pussy wet every time they help me move lol (aw fuck that was gross I’m sorry y’all).

God I’m high as fuck on pain meds I don’t give a fuck I’m just gonna say it:

Jeff even if his dick was tiny I would still hold him and cuddle him and kiss him and love him. His little giggle. Fuck. He treats people - Jason, Lorraine etc with respect. He has intereergrated into the squad well imo. I like how he goes to events at the Antonyans. What I love about Jeff is at first I thought he was going to be cocky “omg I can’t believe they all just follow David” but now I can see he respects the hustle and he genuinely listens to people, is funny, good sense of humour. Ahhh I love him. Not just because he is attractive either. I love how he is respectful to Lorraine and Jonah even, Jason - it shows his character is good. Even the most “hated” Jonah he still treats with respect. But Jeff baby please what is you doinnnn throw those fucking trousers in the BIN.

Now do I feel wrong “objectifying” him as a sex object? No. Now if we can get a glimpse of his penis somehow that will be great. Even if it’s itty bitty I will worship it. We know David is a serial masturbator but Jeff is more discrete. I do like to believe he gives the old sauce bottle a shake every day.

Anyway not sure where this is going. JEFF is a sex icon.

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

I would drop truly obscene amounts of money to see a pic of Jonah’s dick, I NEED to know at this point. I also need all new reactions of them seeing it while erect, he says it gets as big as three inches??


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[Paschdav]

Okay so either I’m tripping balls or this thread only move one page since I last checked it? I’m in hospital just had a 6 hour surgery a few hours ago I was like oh noooo bet I’ve missed something but nah all good yeeeehawww. Can’t think about Jeff in here or they’ll wonder why my pussy wet every time they help me move lol (aw fuck that was gross I’m sorry y’all).

God I’m high as fuck on pain meds I don’t give a fuck I’m just gonna say it:

Jeff even if his dick was tiny I would still hold him and cuddle him and kiss him and love him. His little giggle. Fuck. He treats people - Jason, Lorraine etc with respect. He has intereergrated into the squad well imo. I like how he goes to events at the Antonyans. What I love about Jeff is at first I thought he was going to be cocky “omg I can’t believe they all just follow David” but now I can see he respects the hustle and he genuinely listens to people, is funny, good sense of humour. Ahhh I love him. Not just because he is attractive either. I love how he is respectful to Lorraine and Jonah even, Jason - it shows his character is good. Even the most “hated” Jonah he still treats with respect. But Jeff baby please what is you doinnnn throw those fucking trousers in the BIN.

Now do I feel wrong “objectifying” him as a sex object? No. Now if we can get a glimpse of his penis somehow that will be great. Even if it’s itty bitty I will worship it. We know David is a serial masturbator but Jeff is more discrete. I do like to believe he gives the old sauce bottle a shake every day.

Anyway not sure where this is going. JEFF is a sex icon.

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

I would drop truly obscene amounts of money to see a pic of Jonah’s dick, I NEED to know at this point. I also need all new reactions of them seeing it while erect, he says it gets as big as three inches??


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I mean a small dick wouldnt even be a problem, its not like he can do anything about it. But from his character I can already tell that he is a selfish lover.

[Cappy24]

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

I would drop truly obscene amounts of money to see a pic of Jonah’s dick, I NEED to know at this point. I also need all new reactions of them seeing it while erect, he says it gets as big as three inches??


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I mean a small dick wouldnt even be a problem, its not like he can do anything about it. But from his character I can already tell that he is a selfish lover.

Oh there is absoultely no doubt in my mind that boy has ever even heard the word 'reciprocation'

[GoingDownWinkyFace]

Okay so either I’m tripping balls or this thread only move one page since I last checked it? I’m in hospital just had a 6 hour surgery a few hours ago I was like oh noooo bet I’ve missed something but nah all good yeeeehawww. Can’t think about Jeff in here or they’ll wonder why my pussy wet every time they help me move lol (aw fuck that was gross I’m sorry y’all).

God I’m high as fuck on pain meds I don’t give a fuck I’m just gonna say it:

Jeff even if his dick was tiny I would still hold him and cuddle him and kiss him and love him. His little giggle. Fuck. He treats people - Jason, Lorraine etc with respect. He has intereergrated into the squad well imo. I like how he goes to events at the Antonyans. What I love about Jeff is at first I thought he was going to be cocky “omg I can’t believe they all just follow David” but now I can see he respects the hustle and he genuinely listens to people, is funny, good sense of humour. Ahhh I love him. Not just because he is attractive either. I love how he is respectful to Lorraine and Jonah even, Jason - it shows his character is good. Even the most “hated” Jonah he still treats with respect. But Jeff baby please what is you doinnnn throw those fucking trousers in the BIN.

Now do I feel wrong “objectifying” him as a sex object? No. Now if we can get a glimpse of his penis somehow that will be great. Even if it’s itty bitty I will worship it. We know David is a serial masturbator but Jeff is more discrete. I do like to believe he gives the old sauce bottle a shake every day.

Anyway not sure where this is going. JEFF is a sex icon.

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

I would drop truly obscene amounts of money to see a pic of Jonah’s dick, I NEED to know at this point. I also need all new reactions of them seeing it while erect, he says it gets as big as three inches??


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Yeah, ngl, I’ve got some morbid curiosity about just how small it is.

Someone should tell him losing weight will make it less small.

[Paschdav]

For some reason I really feel like if anyone were to have their nudes leaked it would be Jeff! But let’s not think too hard about that right now, don’t wanna worry your doctor!


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I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

I would drop truly obscene amounts of money to see a pic of Jonah’s dick, I NEED to know at this point. I also need all new reactions of them seeing it while erect, he says it gets as big as three inches??


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Yeah, ngl, I’ve got some morbid curiosity about just how small it is.

Someone should tell him losing weight will make it less small.

[winter_]

I too, have a bizarre curiosity towards Jonahs penis. But also for the good of my health and my poor eyeballs, I also hope I never find out.

[GoingDownWinkyFace]

I can see Zane sending random dick pics he took while drunk. Almost amazed that they arent out there yet

Yeah, the most likely is Zane or Dom by a landslide. After them, the single ones and Todd but not David because I’d be surprised if he could muster the courage.

They probably have “Haha, I had to take a picture as proof” pics of Jonah’s cocktail weenie.

I would drop truly obscene amounts of money to see a pic of Jonah’s dick, I NEED to know at this point. I also need all new reactions of them seeing it while erect, he says it gets as big as three inches??


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Yeah, ngl, I’ve got some morbid curiosity about just how small it is.

Someone should tell him losing weight will make it less small.

I was thinking more like a mozzarella stick... cut in half?

[3wc]

I too, have a bizarre curiosity towards Jonahs penis. But also for the good of my health and my poor eyeballs, I also hope I never find out.

Amen.

[Paschdav]

Ok how do you only quote the answer instead of all the previous answers. My quotes always end up not working

[noonywel]

podcasttt??????? they did record it before NY, so it should be out....hmhm

[Natdobrik]

So sad