Peteronizing MONNologue, The Groundhog Days of Driving Mizz Crazy, Part 11

[Lurker2012]

Im so sick of how smug this asshole is to his friends and how he talks ab them behind their backs. So Mr. Vegetarian Monn whines & bitches constantly how he has to always worry if a restaurant or mexican resort will have vegetarian options for him but yet is being arrogant and smug talking about how Melissa wants to go vegan but shes concerned ab it being hard to do in Indiana finding vegan only items. Mr. Shamu has the audacity to say in his judgy voice and chastising her by saying that its dumb to think that because Indiana would be an easy place to go vegan.
Then he proceeds to say how going vegan wouldnt be hard for him & would be easy. Are you kidding me? hes so fucking full of shit and the biggest joke of a human being. He cant even figure out how to eat as a vegetarian diet without eating pure fucking grilled cheese sandwiches, hummus and cheese day in and day out, so, you're telling me that he could go vegan? Ha, give me a break. He would have to plan his meals even more, which hes unwilling to do bec he wouldnt be able to eat dairy, so wjat would this guy eat since his palette knows nothing ab real food. Peter has the most trashiest palette I've ever seen but yet he makes him and his family out to be so classy and sophisticated. Especially his mother.

Hes been off of his "program" for 2 weeks. He says hes maintained his weight though which i can i tell isnt the case because he looks huge in his upper body. His weight means jack shit when hes gaining many inches back of fat which can cause the scale to not even move. This man is always a know-it-all & its intolerable to listen or be around. No wonder why he has no friends. Hes an asshole to everyone. Oh but maybe its jist the social amxiety he blames it on. He says people judge him as off standish bit its jist because he is shy. Sure peter.

[littlegarose]

He's so full of shit.
He cannot complete any task he begins. Not ever in the history of his channel.

This "diet" will be more of the same.

[Lurker2012]

Oh & let us not forget another 10 minutes of another vlog talking about his mother's breastssss.

[Lurker2012]

Peter showed an instagram photo of a bouquet of red roses that Rich lux sent him for his upcoming bday. I dont believe for one second that this friendship is genuine bec peter tells us constantly how rich calls him every night and how he sends him shit all the time but on rich's side it is always radio silent and crickets. If not for peters obnoxious need to mention Rich every second how he supposedly calls and texts him every-single-night, people would think that they werent even friends. So what is rich's agenda?

[HiddenShadow]

Peter showed an instagram photo of a bouquet of red roses that Rich lux sent him for his upcoming bday. I dont believe for one second that this friendship is genuine bec peter tells us constantly how rich calls him every night and how he sends him shit all the time but on rich's side it is always radio silent and crickets. If not for peters obnoxious need to mention Rich every second how he supposedly calls and texts him every-single-night, people would think that they werent even friends. So what is rich's agenda?

I think rich is keeping him onside after the last time when moany monn made him cry. Rich seems to have had a change of attitude towards him since they met up and the monn was a total dick. He is so jealous of rich because of the views etc he gets and because he can spend his money how he wants

[Guest]

I’ve never come to this thread until now so forgive me for not knowing the exact topic at hand right now, but just had to drop by and say (after coming across another video of him talking about Tonya/Tanya) one thing that really bugs me about Peter is that he is always over the top about how Tonya is his BEST friend, his number one, no one can replace her, etc. it seems a bit ... childish. He’s a grown man. It’s kind of a red flag that he puts so much stock into something like having a “number one” best friend. I bet his other “good friends” have been a bit put off by that, because he makes it so clear that they may be *good* friends, but Tonya is his ~BEST~ friend. Kinda cliquey. She seems great, but grown adults shouldn’t rank their close friends in an order... at least out loud to everyone in the world? It’s petty and immature and I’m sure can make someone feel a bit awkward or excluded hanging with the two of them if he makes comments like that. I think it’s because he never had best friends as a kid (so he says), and is weirdly insecure about his “best” friendship.

[dew2]

I haven't watched his blogs in ages and started up again yesterday. So the mother's breasts thing has been a recurring topic? Wtf, why?

And Tonya is Peter's best friend because she tolerates him (not easy to do), goes to AA with him, and will get a "fountain pop" with him late at night. That's about the only criteria, lol.

[littlegarose]

Peter is such a phony.
I've never in my life seen anyone who is almost 50 who just bloviates over and over about how "blessed" he is, how "grateful", and yet spends their days doing absolutely nothing.

He talks talks talks about "doing", but at the end of the day, he does exactly ZERO with his life.

He harps about using those starbucks cups to cut down on waste, how conscious he is about his carbon footprint. Don't make me laugh. He drives a gas guzzler for hours a night just polluting the air. He has a bigger fucking footprint than tyrannosaurus rex.

He is so full of shit.
I mean, has he started to learn Spanish yet?
Started Helter Skelter?
Finished his "two books" that were coming out in 2016? Including the one he was going to write with Alex's mother and then go on tour with to do self-help lectures?
Test drove a Tesla for his "review channel"?
Stuck to his Optavia program?
The list goes on and on
He is a fucking joke.


And someone said he looks 39? And Alex told him that he looks SOOOO handsome, more handsome than when they first met??? (Yesterday's vlog around the 40-minute mark) He looks like a 75-year old fat Midwesterner.
The fat grandpa with their gut hanging over their swim trunks at the beach.

He's going to Vegas next month. Vacation from his life that is a vacation.
Where he will sit in his hotel room and talk to the camera. Oh, excuse me, his PODCAST. The guy is so pathetic.

I assume they are done with "couples counseling" now that they would have to actually find a new counselor. You know ol' Pete is just too busy to bother (even though couples therapy "saved their marriage")
But let me set my alarm for 1am, get up from my marital bed with my husband, to drive around for two hours every night.

[Guest]

I haven't watched his blogs in ages and started up again yesterday. So the mother's breasts thing has been a recurring topic? Wtf, why?

And Tonya is Peter's best friend because she tolerates him (not easy to do), goes to AA with him, and will get a "fountain pop" with him late at night. That's about the only criteria, lol.

Both narcissistic failures in life though Peter has made sure we don't know much about the rachet being that is his only 'friend' Tonya. I think they treat AA as a place where they can exercise their vulgar natures by talking about themselves and nothing else.

It really is confirmed the fat slob is not an addict/alcoholic. I would not make this kind of claim lightly but with Peter I will. There has been too many discrepancies what comes to his daily use of Depakote and Tylenol/Alive, his changing sobriety story (THAT story is something you won't forget if you're an addict/alcoholic) and his strange ways how he talks about AA. I've been going to AA for 22 years(20 years actively) and Peter has never ever talked about AA in a way that would even remotely ring true. Yes he can go to some meetings with his only 'friend' Tonya, but HE IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. He is a IMAFRAIDMYDADDYWILLCUTOFTHEMONEYOHOLIC. I promise I'm not drunk now - in fact just got home from work.

I thought this little piece of info on the dear old Peter is in order since there are new people who read here. (And calling him 'old Peter'....don't get me started. He looks like shit since he has destroyed his skin due to burning it every year for 400 years, eating crap and not taking care of it.)

this posts couldn't happen at a better moment coz today something so awkward happened to me while "watching" his stupid vlog on my phone where I don't have adblocker (unfortunately): an add for an alcoholic drink popped up!
NOW why is this really telling? because on YT you can decide to NOT allow ads for specific topics, for example if you're an addict/alcoholic you can choose not to advertise any acohol related product. I am not an addict nor and alcoholic but if I was and if I talked constantly about my sobriety like it was my religion, just like Old Fat Peter does, I would NEVER EVER want to promote drinking.
And don't tell me that Peter doesn't know coz the only thing he truly cares about YT is money and validation, that's why you get 100 ads in each one of his videos.
I can't wait for this add to pop up again so I can get receipts...

Congrats Peter for showing your ass again.

[Peter Spawnn]

He is so full of denial about every aspect of his life. He is a terrible friend (from what we see when he plays it up for the camera so it's even worse in real life) and has to stress how great his friendship is to convince himself and viewers that he is capable of such a connection.

He love bombs her so she will feel too guilty to throw him in the trash where he belongs bc he isn't a good friend and can't help being rude and disrespectful. I guarantee if she was being honest with herself, she wouldn't have much to say about the importance of their friendship or what he adds to her life. Look how he threatened "relapse" when he was in the hot seat online, imagine how many times she's heard those kind of threats. She is probably so afraid that if she backs away from him she will be responsible for his failures and going back to the addiction that doesn't even exist.

I will never understand how a person like this exists

[MissDelusional]

He exists because he's surrounded by enablers. In the real world he'd be up the creek minus a paddle.

[dew2]

I haven't watched his blogs in ages and started up again yesterday. So the mother's breasts thing has been a recurring topic? Wtf, why?

And Tonya is Peter's best friend because she tolerates him (not easy to do), goes to AA with him, and will get a "fountain pop" with him late at night. That's about the only criteria, lol.

Both narcissistic failures in life though Peter has made sure we don't know much about the rachet being that is his only 'friend' Tonya. I think they treat AA as a place where they can exercise their vulgar natures by talking about themselves and nothing else.

It really is confirmed the fat slob is not an addict/alcoholic. I would not make this kind of claim lightly but with Peter I will. There has been too many discrepancies what comes to his daily use of Depakote and Tylenol/Alive, his changing sobriety story (THAT story is something you won't forget if you're an addict/alcoholic) and his strange ways how he talks about AA. I've been going to AA for 22 years(20 years actively) and Peter has never ever talked about AA in a way that would even remotely ring true. Yes he can go to some meetings with his only 'friend' Tonya, but HE IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. He is a IMAFRAIDMYDADDYWILLCUTOFTHEMONEYOHOLIC. I promise I'm not drunk now - in fact just got home from work.

I thought this little piece of info on the dear old Peter is in order since there are new people who read here. (And calling him 'old Peter'....don't get me started. He looks like shit since he has destroyed his skin due to burning it every year for 400 years, eating crap and not taking care of it.)

I attended AA for over a year and feel that's enough time to get a handle on AA culture. Honestly I think someone like Peter goes for attention (he can share and lead meetings, aka force people to listen to him) and to socialize. It's a perfect venue with a captive audience for a preachy Monnster.

[MissDelusional]

None of his blue hairs think his bloviating ( great term, btw!) about his mightily mammaried mama is kinda creepy?
Oh well, he's gay so it's acceptable. I'm sure that's their reasoning, yet that makes NO sense except that he's not attracted to women. As an aside I have no issue with his being gay, his marriage or anything of that ilk; love is love and that's it.
No, he's an unmitigated asshole and a shitty person. He's incredibly immature for being closer to 50 than 40 and as I've said before I am his age. It's never occurred to me to sit home all day and contribute nothing to society. Because he sure AF does nothing that doesn't benefit him.

[Guest]

I haven't watched his blogs in ages and started up again yesterday. So the mother's breasts thing has been a recurring topic? Wtf, why?

And Tonya is Peter's best friend because she tolerates him (not easy to do), goes to AA with him, and will get a "fountain pop" with him late at night. That's about the only criteria, lol.

Both narcissistic failures in life though Peter has made sure we don't know much about the rachet being that is his only 'friend' Tonya. I think they treat AA as a place where they can exercise their vulgar natures by talking about themselves and nothing else.

It really is confirmed the fat slob is not an addict/alcoholic. I would not make this kind of claim lightly but with Peter I will. There has been too many discrepancies what comes to his daily use of Depakote and Tylenol/Alive, his changing sobriety story (THAT story is something you won't forget if you're an addict/alcoholic) and his strange ways how he talks about AA. I've been going to AA for 22 years(20 years actively) and Peter has never ever talked about AA in a way that would even remotely ring true. Yes he can go to some meetings with his only 'friend' Tonya, but HE IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. He is a IMAFRAIDMYDADDYWILLCUTOFTHEMONEYOHOLIC. I promise I'm not drunk now - in fact just got home from work.

I thought this little piece of info on the dear old Peter is in order since there are new people who read here. (And calling him 'old Peter'....don't get me started. He looks like shit since he has destroyed his skin due to burning it every year for 400 years, eating crap and not taking care of it.)

this posts couldn't happen at a better moment coz today something so awkward happened to me while "watching" his stupid vlog on my phone where I don't have adblocker (unfortunately): an add for an alcoholic drink popped up!
NOW why is this really telling? because on YT you can decide to NOT allow ads for specific topics, for example if you're an addict/alcoholic you can choose not to advertise any acohol related product. I am not an addict nor and alcoholic but if I was and if I talked constantly about my sobriety like it was my religion, just like Old Fat Peter does, I would NEVER EVER want to promote drinking.
And don't tell me that Peter doesn't know coz the only thing he truly cares about YT is money and validation, that's why you get 100 ads in each one of his videos.
I can't wait for this add to pop up again so I can get receipts...

Congrats Peter for showing your ass again.

it happened again today but this time I was ready, here's your receipt

[littlegarose]

So, Pete went out with his dad for lunch...… silly me, thinking he would follow that with "for Father's Day".
Of course not! They went out for Peter's BIRTHDAY!!

He's SO EXHAUSTED today, guys. Went to the casino last night. SO EXHAUSTED. "I have no idea why I'm just DRAGGING today, guize".

Made a point to say he does his work on the computer "the business alex and I have, you know?" Sure, Jan.

Oh, and he loves his "lazy days". It's why he chooses to be alone. "I could have lunch with a different person every day of the week, if I wanted"... "I'm so blessed"... blah blah blah. "Lazy day"??? More like his whole life is lazy. Why the fuck does he need a lazy day? FROM WHAT???

[MissDelusional]

Also don't get his justification for numerous vacations. From WHAT, exactly?! And then he spends all his time in the hotel room.

[dew2]

So, Pete went out with his dad for lunch...… silly me, thinking he would follow that with "for Father's Day".
Of course not! They went out for Peter's BIRTHDAY!!

He's SO EXHAUSTED today, guys. Went to the casino last night. SO EXHAUSTED. "I have no idea why I'm just DRAGGING today, guize".

Made a point to say he does his work on the computer "the business alex and I have, you know?" Sure, Jan.

Oh, and he loves his "lazy days". It's why he chooses to be alone. "I could have lunch with a different person every day of the week, if I wanted"... "I'm so blessed"... blah blah blah. "Lazy day"??? More like his whole life is lazy. Why the fuck does he need a lazy day? FROM WHAT???

"I could have lunch with a different person every day of the week." What a 16-year-old prom queen thing to say. He's such an amusing and irritating old fool.

[QueenPenny]

Made a point to say he does his work on the computer "the business alex and I have, you know?" Sure, Jan.

Other than YT and raant what business do they have? I’m sure raant doesn’t get more than a 1000 page views a month.

[LittleEdiesScarf]

Out of all the YouTubers I watch, Monn gets on my last nerve the hardest. The fucking intro alone, what does that mean with the “Dad AF” and lcoming to you 3,000 BC” or whatever the fuck he caterwauls? And his fan snapping is 100x more annoying than Rich Lux. He thinks he is the tits. And he ain’t.

[friendz123]

One thing that just shows his immaturity most to me is when he gets so worked up and involved when it comes to Shane Dawson videos. He takes them all so seriously which makes it impossible to take Peter seriously. I enjoy the Shane videos to an extent but for a 50 year old man to get so involved in them... eh...