Learningtolooklikeanuncircumsizedpenis - Part 30

[geekinthepink]

I again forgot who suggested this epic thread name... please come forward, you genius!

[B[inthe]itch]

I again forgot who suggested this epic thread name... please come forward, you genius!

Hahahahaha! This is gold!

And carrying on from the last thread, agreed, I think she was fake drunk, it was so over-the-top, the way she was acting. If someone acted like that in a bar where I live they’d be kicked out after getting a lot of questionable stares.

[MissDelusional]

My next prediction is an engagement on Christmas eve.

[bottscootboogie]

I'm not sure if anyone noticed this or not but in the last vlog when Yarnstein/Einstein said "Ya givin me 99.8% of Alex, where is the other .02?" Did anyone catch how WRONG that is??? 99.8% +.02% = 99.82% NOT 100%. WTG Mr. CPA. (Check it at 18:40 on Vlogmas Day 10)

[Guest]

I again forgot who suggested this epic thread name... please come forward, you genius!

Yassss! I feel so special

[Bobbi]

Does she plan to only vlog on her phone now? It's always been a pet peeve of mine. It looks terrible, it sounds even worse.

[MissDelusional]

GAHD she looks like the Michelin Man in that tank top.

[Guest]

Learningtogetahobby

Recap:

Alex shows off a small haul from TaRgEt for her adopted family. The rest of the stuff has yet to come from Amazon. 99% of the haul, however, is shit she bought for Nancy's stocking. Because heaven forbid nancy not be secondary to the needs of another family.

Dumbass CT package opening.

More muddy bronzer

Alex is tired and "burnt out" from late doxxing on GG- I mean, uh, night editing.

"BoUjEe, TArgEt LiKe" CVS run in leopard pants for meds for BuBbA cause he's sick. It's flu/cold season, so if she was smart, she would keep that stuff at home to prevent extra trips while sick. I have an organizer of meds in my closet for everything. For someone who claims to be so organized, she isn't. She goes to Target enough to where she could've started buying one product each time to keep at home for illnesses, but even that's too much.

Also, No one asked where your glasses were from Alex. Pipe down.

Making shakes and pizza for her and BuBbA. Mentions spinach again. She's literally the only person alive who doesn't know that spinach is common in smoothies. She let him have a "night off" from being on camera so his "froat" could feel better.

Yeah, Alex, we're all haters and super envious of your exciting life

[bottscootboogie]

That damn brow looks like a GD caterpillar!!!!!

[WhatsTheTeaSis]

I'm not sure if anyone noticed this or not but in the last vlog when Yarnstein/Einstein said "Ya givin me 99.8% of Alex, where is the other .02?" Did anyone catch how WRONG that is??? 99.8% +.02% = 99.82% NOT 100%. WTG Mr. CPA. (Check it at 18:40 on Vlogmas Day 10)

Oh my god YES! Lmao. I was gonna say something about that too


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[WhatsTheTeaSis]

That damn brow looks like a GD caterpillar!!!!!

Holy fuck WHAT is that contour?! It looks like she has shit smeared on her cheek. How can she think this looks okay?!?!


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[Guest]

I'm not sure if anyone noticed this or not but in the last vlog when Yarnstein/Einstein said "Ya givin me 99.8% of Alex, where is the other .02?" Did anyone catch how WRONG that is??? 99.8% +.02% = 99.82% NOT 100%. WTG Mr. CPA. (Check it at 18:40 on Vlogmas Day 10)

Haha yes!! I just thought I was being stupid. But thanks for giving me hope in myself.

Also does anyone else get major vibes of him wanting to be a motivational speaker/life coach? Coupled with what he said up there and the Instagram captions...

[Nursetina0518]

Is this bitch really getting PR from Charlotte Tilbury?! She can’t even do her own makeup bullshit

[pumpkinspicequeen]

She photoshops the shit out of herself! I can’t get over that comparison from Halloween. Is she serious?!?!

[pandamaddy]

If/When they get engaged- are friends and brands gonna send her congratulatory gifts again? I bet she didn't return the ones she got from them less than two years ago on engagement #1.

Also when this relationship flops watch her talk about how ~TOXIC~ it was from beginning to end and try and rewrite history.

[Myusernameistoolong]

omg this thread name, I need to catch up on the last day lol, but yeah her whole needing to be tipsy to deal with things lately is a bit interesting. She needs to come back to reality and stop leading this fake life that she needs to drink to "tolerate" because her lies have become too overwhelming that hearing the truth can't be dealt with anymore. For someone so true and to quote Yarm this is Alex and what you get, she needs to stop trying to mimick Samantha Jo's video personality and just be the real Alex and not carbon copies of who she's following wanting to be, there is just one you, just be it, stop trying to be someone you're not

[MissDelusional]

I don't know if she even knows who she is. YT has become her identity. What does she do aside from eat, go to Target and drink diet coke? She's obviously miserable gaining weight like it's her actual job. She's trying to fill a void that's become a bottomless chasm.

[bottscootboogie]

I'm stunned she got CT PR. Speechless.

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This looks like a thumbnail to one of those botfly extraction videos.

[Guest]

Well, what does that say about your life, Alex?

What happened to the gym?
Why not volunteer at shelters?
If you're such an MuA why not do freelance work and vlog?

I guess that would require you to get off your lazy ass and do something productive though. No amount of money or impulse Target purchases will fix your problems. You're a very sad and lonely soul.

Your followers pay your bills, and perhaps you should remember that while eating pizza and being a bitch to people who pay your mortgage.

[JuliettaGrey87]

Is this bitch really getting PR from Charlotte Tilbury?! She can’t even do her own makeup bullshit

I came on here to say that! I was going to buy from Charlotte Tilbury but when ppl like Alex get PR it's a hard no from me.

Of course she is starting the whole "I'm getting sick" shit. She hyped Vlogmas up so much and that's the content she comes up with? Buying shit, cooking shit and looking like shit