Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

[geekinthepink]

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[WCSaidSo]

Yay!!! Great name suggested by a great poster!!

[MissDelusional]

Coo coo catchu

[Myusernameistoolong]

Epic topic name


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[paperboats]

learningtobeawalrus reminds me of her and kellie in the pool..

[paperboats]

okay, two minutes into her new video and i have to quit. it starts with walrus telling us how she didn't sleep well and woke up with a massive headache.
she tells us "i woke up with a raging headache so i just went and got..(what, a glass of water, an aspirin, some vitamins??)...i went to dunkin donuts and got a hot chocolate"....

guys..i can not. her body is literally screaming for help and she goes and gets hot chocolate. she doesn't even make it herself, she wastes money and pollutes the environment some more for all her mundane shit.
she then tells us that she has been on a "massive starbucks hot chocolate kick lately". you know, like other people go on a health kick and have green smoothies...


shit, girls, it is literally like watching a drug addict smoke crack. HOLY FUCK.

i can't wait til she has spent all her obscene money on petrol and starbucks...fml

[Elizabeth537]

Love the new thread name!

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[tinaeatthefood]

Okay, gals. I am finally done lurking. Time to comment. Like many of you, I used to actually like Alex's videos. Around the time when she got back with Alan after failing (once again) at being a normal, independent young adult, she got unbearably cringey. Like, I would feel bad for her but she's done this to herself.

Currently watching her Vlogmas Day 19. She's hanging out with Mark and they're watching their own videos. And just in case anyone was curious, she rearranged her "office" with Pixie Pervert. She's giving away her couch chair thing because it has "too many memories that she doesn't want". Girl. It's a chair. What happened on the chair? What did the chair do to you, Alex?

[disigney]

two years ago


last year

this year

the evolution of the moon face


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[hisisters]

Love the new thread name!

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HAHAHHAHAHA love that my post made it as a thread name!!

[hisisters]

Okay, gals. I am finally done lurking. Time to comment. Like many of you, I used to actually like Alex's videos. Around the time when she got back with Alan after failing (once again) at being a normal, independent young adult, she got unbearably cringey. Like, I would feel bad for her but she's done this to herself.

Currently watching her Vlogmas Day 19. She's hanging out with Mark and they're watching their own videos. And just in case anyone was curious, she rearranged her "office" with Pixie Pervert. She's giving away her couch chair thing because it has "too many memories that she doesn't want". Girl. It's a chair. What happened on the chair? What did the chair do to you, Alex?

Bitch there is no way she had sex on that chair, maybe too many personal mukbangs?

[hisisters]

okay, two minutes into her new video and i have to quit. it starts with walrus telling us how she didn't sleep well and woke up with a massive headache.
she tells us "i woke up with a raging headache so i just went and got..(what, a glass of water, an aspirin, some vitamins??)...i went to dunkin donuts and got a hot chocolate"....

guys..i can not. her body is literally screaming for help and she goes and gets hot chocolate. she doesn't even make it herself, she wastes money and pollutes the environment some more for all her mundane shit.
she then tells us that she has been on a "massive starbucks hot chocolate kick lately". you know, like other people go on a health kick and have green smoothies...


shit, girls, it is literally like watching a drug addict smoke crack. HOLY FUCK.

i can't wait til she has spent all her obscene money on petrol and starbucks...fml

It’s honestly just like watching someone slowly kill themselves, just like my 600 lb life. Like it seems like it takes so much effort to injest that many calories a day, go to fast food places etc.

[hisisters]

two years ago


last year

this year

the evolution of the moon face


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One leg always in front so she doesn’t cut off circulation to her cooter. Not like she’s using it anyways

[Bad Wolf]

Is it absolutely necessary to go “full glam” with your makeup everyday? Does anyone else do this? I don’t know about you but unless I’m going out for something special with my husband or girlfriends I usually just do basic foundation/powder/mascara, enough to cover my redness and make me look put together, and that’s really only if I’m going to be out and about a lot, otherwise I might do the absolute bare minimum or nothing at all. I just think it looks weird to have caked-on foundation, fake eyelashes, blinding highlighter and overlined lips for an afternoon with your grandmother. It especially looks weird when she’s next to Gabby who has a beautifully natural face and Alex looks like she’s wearing a Halloween mask.

[SophieSoxoff]

Pixie's keeping a low profile!

[hisisters]

Is it absolutely necessary to go “full glam” with your makeup everyday? Does anyone else do this? I don’t know about you but unless I’m going out for something special with my husband or girlfriends I usually just do basic foundation/powder/mascara, enough to cover my redness and make me look put together, and that’s really only if I’m going to be out and about a lot, otherwise I might do the absolute bare minimum or nothing at all. I just think it looks weird to have caked-on foundation, fake eyelashes, blinding highlighter and overlined lips for an afternoon with your grandmother. It especially looks weird when she’s next to Gabby who has a beautifully natural face and Alex looks like she’s wearing a Halloween mask.

I have been too busy to do anything but mascara and eyebrows....but I guess she has too much time on her hands. Not to mention her foundation never matches so maybe she should put some effort into that instead of wearing a mask. Her skin still looks so awful after accutane and im placing bets on her diet being the main contributor to her mcdonalds deep fryer skin

[Elizabeth537]

two years ago


last year

this year

the evolution of the moon face


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Last 2 are photoshopped to hell. Theres no way in FUCK she was that small a year ago.

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[Elizabeth537]

Guys shes so skinny

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[disigney]

two years ago


last year

this year

the evolution of the moon face


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Last 2 are photoshopped to hell. Theres no way in FUCK she was that small a year ago.

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Maybe! Even if it is, she’s still bigger there than she was in the photo from the previous year


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[Guest]

I don't even hate Alex, I really actually liked her but now at this point that she is literally trying to pass off multiple years old photos as current, and photoshopping and now deleting comments from people that are just asking if this is a recent photo is deliberately deceptive and the opposite of what she's trying to make her channel and what her following grew from. I am sorry for the run on sentence!