Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

[moondawg626]

I’m just so tired of these videos of her signing. Like she really doesn’t have a bad tone to her voice but she’s clearly had no training. She is always pitchy, has no breath support at all, and you can tell she knows nothing about music theory. Like if she actually wanted to take this seriously she would take lessons but she won’t take any kind of criticism on her singing (like every other aspect of her lofe$ so you know she never will.

[Confettimocha]

I’m just so tired of these videos of her signing. Like she really doesn’t have a bad tone to her voice but she’s clearly had no training. She is always pitchy, has no breath support at all, and you can tell she knows nothing about music theory. Like if she actually wanted to take this seriously she would take lessons but she won’t take any kind of criticism on her singing (like every other aspect of her lofe$ so you know she never will.

Alex likes her comments like she likes her food. SUGAR-COATED

[paperboats]

I’m just so tired of these videos of her signing. Like she really doesn’t have a bad tone to her voice but she’s clearly had no training. She is always pitchy, has no breath support at all, and you can tell she knows nothing about music theory. Like if she actually wanted to take this seriously she would take lessons but she won’t take any kind of criticism on her singing (like every other aspect of her lofe$ so you know she never will.

Alex likes her comments like she likes her food. SUGAR-COATED

LOL! sugar coated and fake like her friendships

[Bad Wolf]

Ok 2 things I need to get off my chest
1:
I prob could’ve went back in videos and got way better and more “proof”
But she is not worth the time so this is just from her last 2 instas
Wtf is with her always pulling her bottom lip down and showing her bottom teeth
Idk anyone who does that in real life
When I try to do it myself it’s so unnatural.. does she think it’s sexy?!!!




The second thing
I’m laughing SO HARD at her singing on insta
The first 10 seconds she is posing sooooo hard trying to give sexy face waiting on the music to start
And then she sings the entire part (that lasts like 4 insta stories!!!) with both of her hands in front of her chin!!!!!!! Looooool


Also... I lied there’s a 3rd thing
After being all “I don’t need a man”
Here she is AGAIN singing to Alan how hell never find a girl like her, she is so special and all lololololol
She is so pathetic with these “broken heart/Ull never find someone like me”-songs she keeps singing ever since the breakup
She is so transparent


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I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!


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Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier

[Confettimocha]

Ok 2 things I need to get off my chest
1:
I prob could’ve went back in videos and got way better and more “proof”
But she is not worth the time so this is just from her last 2 instas
Wtf is with her always pulling her bottom lip down and showing her bottom teeth
Idk anyone who does that in real life
When I try to do it myself it’s so unnatural.. does she think it’s sexy?!!!




The second thing
I’m laughing SO HARD at her singing on insta
The first 10 seconds she is posing sooooo hard trying to give sexy face waiting on the music to start
And then she sings the entire part (that lasts like 4 insta stories!!!) with both of her hands in front of her chin!!!!!!! Looooool


Also... I lied there’s a 3rd thing
After being all “I don’t need a man”
Here she is AGAIN singing to Alan how hell never find a girl like her, she is so special and all lololololol
She is so pathetic with these “broken heart/Ull never find someone like me”-songs she keeps singing ever since the breakup
She is so transparent


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I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!


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Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier

Omg is THAT what she's doing?! They are literally so bland no one can even tell they're $$$$. What a basic purchase and giant waste of money for a basic giant waste of space girl. Could have taken that 10k and bought a real wardrobe instead of those fast fashion rags she wears.

[WCSaidSo]

I swear, I am not trying to body shame...trust me, I’ve been fat 85% of my life...but those Cartier love bracelets make the average woman’s wrist look dainty and feminine, in comparison. When I look at the bracelet on Alex, I honestly start to wonder if she might get it stuck or lose necessary blood circulation. I feel the same when I look at Kim Thai’s wrists when she chokes them with too-small bracelets.

When you’re overweight, and you want to shop and feel good about yourself, you can always count on shoes, handbags, cosmetics, and jewelry...usually all women can choose equally from those four things. Alex just HAD to buy the YouTube status bracelet that is too small for her non-YouTube status wrist. SMH.

[TedsMom]

Ok 2 things I need to get off my chest
1:
I prob could’ve went back in videos and got way better and more “proof”
But she is not worth the time so this is just from her last 2 instas
Wtf is with her always pulling her bottom lip down and showing her bottom teeth
Idk anyone who does that in real life
When I try to do it myself it’s so unnatural.. does she think it’s sexy?!!!




The second thing
I’m laughing SO HARD at her singing on insta
The first 10 seconds she is posing sooooo hard trying to give sexy face waiting on the music to start
And then she sings the entire part (that lasts like 4 insta stories!!!) with both of her hands in front of her chin!!!!!!! Looooool


Also... I lied there’s a 3rd thing
After being all “I don’t need a man”
Here she is AGAIN singing to Alan how hell never find a girl like her, she is so special and all lololololol
She is so pathetic with these “broken heart/Ull never find someone like me”-songs she keeps singing ever since the breakup
She is so transparent


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I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!


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Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier

Omg is THAT what she's doing?! They are literally so bland no one can even tell they're $$$$. What a basic purchase and giant waste of money for a basic giant waste of space girl. Could have taken that 10k and bought a real wardrobe instead of those fast fashion rags she wears.

I didn’t even notice the jewelry until it was pointed out. She’ll be bored of it in a few months.

[TedsMom]

I swear, I am not trying to body shame...trust me, I’ve been fat 85% of my life...but those Cartier love bracelets make the average woman’s wrist look dainty and feminine, in comparison. When I look at the bracelet on Alex, I honestly start to wonder if she might get it stuck or lose necessary blood circulation. I feel the same when I look at Kim Thai’s wrists when she chokes them with too-small bracelets.

When you’re overweight, and you want to shop and feel good about yourself, you can always count on shoes, handbags, cosmetics, and jewelry...usually all women can choose equally from those four things. Alex just HAD to buy the YouTube status bracelet that is too small for her non-YouTube status wrist. SMH.

That bracelet reminds me of when you’re wearing a hair tie or rubber band that’s too tight. It’s definitely not the right kind of bracelet for her wrist. She really should have found something more flattering.

[geekinthepink]

any new thread name suggestions, gurls?

[geekinthepink]

learningtocutmycirculationoffthankstoacartierwristband LOL. shit, too long.

[Everythingstaken]

Learningtodeletecomments


Seriously though, looks like she deleted the comment about her foundation shade haha. She’s a shady ass bitch


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[Elizabeth537]

Learningtophotoshopoff100lbs

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[Confettimocha]

$10k on jewelry that doesn't fit yet girl can't splurge for some anti glare on her glasses.

[paperboats]

learningtowasteherlife

i have to say thanks alex, my new years resolution was to let her inspire me to better myself and i have lost 5 pounds so far

[disigney]

learningtobedesperate



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[SophieSoxoff]

Learningtolie

[Lucy_123]

learningtofinddick

[cuzisayso]

LearningthatNooneWantsToSeeYouInLingerie

LearningtoSingSongsToAlan

LearningWaysToHideMyChins

LearningthatAlanHasMovedOn


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[WhatsTheTeaSis]

any new thread name suggestions, gurls?

LearningToBeABeachedWhale
LearningToBeDesperate
LearningToBeGreedy



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[TampaDoll]

Wow she sure showed us, guys! A picture of her sweating! She definitely works out y’all!!

Edited to add: I just noticed the treadmill in the back that she had to include and I’m laughing so hard lmao

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Um, has she overlined her lips so many times that the bottom one is stained?! Seriously, it looks like the cat butthole look is semi permanent at this point.