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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by WCSaidSo » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:44 am

I swear, I am not trying to body shame...trust me, I’ve been fat 85% of my life...but those Cartier love bracelets make the average woman’s wrist look dainty and feminine, in comparison. When I look at the bracelet on Alex, I honestly start to wonder if she might get it stuck or lose necessary blood circulation. I feel the same when I look at Kim Thai’s wrists when she chokes them with too-small bracelets.

When you’re overweight, and you want to shop and feel good about yourself, you can always count on shoes, handbags, cosmetics, and jewelry...usually all women can choose equally from those four things. Alex just HAD to buy the YouTube status bracelet that is too small for her non-YouTube status wrist. SMH. :|
Basically here to throw thank-yous like confetti!!!

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by TedsMom » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:55 am

Confettimocha wrote:
Bad Wolf wrote:
WhatsTheTeaSis wrote:
cuzisayso wrote:Ok 2 things I need to get off my chest
1:
I prob could’ve went back in videos and got way better and more “proof”
But she is not worth the time so this is just from her last 2 instas
Wtf is with her always pulling her bottom lip down and showing her bottom teeth
Idk anyone who does that in real life
When I try to do it myself it’s so unnatural.. does she think it’s sexy?!!!

Image
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The second thing
I’m laughing SO HARD at her singing on insta
The first 10 seconds she is posing sooooo hard trying to give sexy face waiting on the music to start
And then she sings the entire part (that lasts like 4 insta stories!!!) with both of her hands in front of her chin!!!!!!! Looooool


Also... I lied there’s a 3rd thing
After being all “I don’t need a man”
Here she is AGAIN singing to Alan how hell never find a girl like her, she is so special and all lololololol
She is so pathetic with these “broken heart/Ull never find someone like me”-songs she keeps singing ever since the breakup
She is so transparent


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I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!


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Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier :roll:
Omg is THAT what she's doing?! They are literally so bland no one can even tell they're $$$$. What a basic purchase and giant waste of money for a basic giant waste of space girl. Could have taken that 10k and bought a real wardrobe instead of those fast fashion rags she wears.
I didn’t even notice the jewelry until it was pointed out. She’ll be bored of it in a few months.

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by TedsMom » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:59 am

WCSaidSo wrote:I swear, I am not trying to body shame...trust me, I’ve been fat 85% of my life...but those Cartier love bracelets make the average woman’s wrist look dainty and feminine, in comparison. When I look at the bracelet on Alex, I honestly start to wonder if she might get it stuck or lose necessary blood circulation. I feel the same when I look at Kim Thai’s wrists when she chokes them with too-small bracelets.

When you’re overweight, and you want to shop and feel good about yourself, you can always count on shoes, handbags, cosmetics, and jewelry...usually all women can choose equally from those four things. Alex just HAD to buy the YouTube status bracelet that is too small for her non-YouTube status wrist. SMH. :|
That bracelet reminds me of when you’re wearing a hair tie or rubber band that’s too tight. It’s definitely not the right kind of bracelet for her wrist. She really should have found something more flattering.

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by geekinthepink » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:26 am

any new thread name suggestions, gurls? :love2:
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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by geekinthepink » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:33 am

learningtocutmycirculationoffthankstoacartierwristband LOL. shit, too long.
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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by Everythingstaken » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:55 am

Learningtodeletecomments


Seriously though, looks like she deleted the comment about her foundation shade haha. She’s a shady ass bitch


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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by Elizabeth537 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:22 am

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by Confettimocha » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:25 am

$10k on jewelry that doesn't fit yet girl can't splurge for some anti glare on her glasses. :tu:

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by paperboats » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:51 am

learningtowasteherlife

i have to say thanks alex, my new years resolution was to let her inspire me to better myself and i have lost 5 pounds so far :D

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by disigney » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:52 am

learningtobedesperate



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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by SophieSoxoff » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:59 am

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by Lucy_123 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:53 am

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by cuzisayso » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:00 am

LearningthatNooneWantsToSeeYouInLingerie

LearningtoSingSongsToAlan

LearningWaysToHideMyChins

LearningthatAlanHasMovedOn


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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by WhatsTheTeaSis » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:11 am

geekinthepink wrote:any new thread name suggestions, gurls? :love2:
LearningToBeABeachedWhale
LearningToBeDesperate
LearningToBeGreedy



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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by TampaDoll » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:22 am

disigney wrote:Image

Wow she sure showed us, guys! A picture of her sweating! She definitely works out y’all!! Image

Edited to add: I just noticed the treadmill in the back that she had to include and I’m laughing so hard lmao

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Um, has she overlined her lips so many times that the bottom one is stained?! Seriously, it looks like the cat butthole look is semi permanent at this point.

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by whodoievencarebutido » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:29 am

learningtobeatrishapaytaswannabe

learningtobeheldaccountable :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by TampaDoll » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:43 am

Confettimocha wrote:
Bad Wolf wrote:
WhatsTheTeaSis wrote:
cuzisayso wrote:Ok 2 things I need to get off my chest
1:
I prob could’ve went back in videos and got way better and more “proof”
But she is not worth the time so this is just from her last 2 instas
Wtf is with her always pulling her bottom lip down and showing her bottom teeth
Idk anyone who does that in real life
When I try to do it myself it’s so unnatural.. does she think it’s sexy?!!!

Image
Image

The second thing
I’m laughing SO HARD at her singing on insta
The first 10 seconds she is posing sooooo hard trying to give sexy face waiting on the music to start
And then she sings the entire part (that lasts like 4 insta stories!!!) with both of her hands in front of her chin!!!!!!! Looooool


Also... I lied there’s a 3rd thing
After being all “I don’t need a man”
Here she is AGAIN singing to Alan how hell never find a girl like her, she is so special and all lololololol
She is so pathetic with these “broken heart/Ull never find someone like me”-songs she keeps singing ever since the breakup
She is so transparent


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I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier :roll:
Omg is THAT what she's doing?! They are literally so bland no one can even tell they're $$$$. What a basic purchase and giant waste of money for a basic giant waste of space girl. Could have taken that 10k and bought a real wardrobe instead of those fast fashion rags she wears.
Is it just me or does she legit have wrist cankles? I didn't know such a thing was possible....

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by TampaDoll » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:44 am

cuzisayso wrote:LearningthatNooneWantsToSeeYouInLingerie

LearningtoSingSongsToAlan

LearningWaysToHideMyChins

LearningthatAlanHasMovedOn


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If there's a vote for this, I vote for LearningThatAlanHasMovedOn. Mainly because I believe a lot of what is driving her even more ridiculous behavior is the fact that she's realized it is over.

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by WhatsTheTeaSis » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:36 am

TampaDoll wrote:
Confettimocha wrote:
Bad Wolf wrote:
WhatsTheTeaSis wrote:
cuzisayso wrote:Ok 2 things I need to get off my chest
1:
I prob could’ve went back in videos and got way better and more “proof”
But she is not worth the time so this is just from her last 2 instas
Wtf is with her always pulling her bottom lip down and showing her bottom teeth
Idk anyone who does that in real life
When I try to do it myself it’s so unnatural.. does she think it’s sexy?!!!

Image
Image

The second thing
I’m laughing SO HARD at her singing on insta
The first 10 seconds she is posing sooooo hard trying to give sexy face waiting on the music to start
And then she sings the entire part (that lasts like 4 insta stories!!!) with both of her hands in front of her chin!!!!!!! Looooool


Also... I lied there’s a 3rd thing
After being all “I don’t need a man”
Here she is AGAIN singing to Alan how hell never find a girl like her, she is so special and all lololololol
She is so pathetic with these “broken heart/Ull never find someone like me”-songs she keeps singing ever since the breakup
She is so transparent


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I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!


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Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier :roll:
Omg is THAT what she's doing?! They are literally so bland no one can even tell they're $$$$. What a basic purchase and giant waste of money for a basic giant waste of space girl. Could have taken that 10k and bought a real wardrobe instead of those fast fashion rags she wears.
Is it just me or does she legit have wrist cankles? I didn't know such a thing was possible....
She totally does. Her wrists have no definition...


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Post by bamboohoops » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:45 pm

I am DYING at her covering her chins with her hand!!!!

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Covering her chins while showing off her Cartier :roll:[/quote]
Omg is THAT what she's doing?! They are literally so bland no one can even tell they're $$$$. What a basic purchase and giant waste of money for a basic giant waste of space girl. Could have taken that 10k and bought a real wardrobe instead of those fast fashion rags she wears.[/quote]

Is it just me or does she legit have wrist cankles? I didn't know such a thing was possible....[/quote]

She totally does. Her wrists have no definition...


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I bet she gains so much more weight that this ridiculous jewelry will not even fit her at some point, just like her gucci belt.

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by Elizabeth537 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:09 pm

I vote Learningtohidemychins

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by lolwhataf » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:25 pm

I'm for LearningThatAlanHasMovedOn

Cause it's because Alan left we are treated to a bazillion pics of Alex in lingerie. Thx bro *sarcasm*

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Re: Learningtobeawalrus - Part 14

Post by geekinthepink » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:49 pm

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