Tana No Flow : Bleach and Tone-deaf | Part 9

[cherry_pie]

Damn, I barely even enjoy hate following this girl anymore because it's not even funny anymore, it's just sad. She's never been a great person but at the beginning of her YouTube career she was genuinely funny and unique. She has comedic potential, or at least she used to.
I can barely even pinpoint where she went so fucking downhill anymore. I guess it was her introduction to Adam22/Lena and Elijah.

I know she's a shitty person but I sincerely hope she turns her life around and quick. This shit she's doing is scary, it's not just harmless teenage fun anymore. I went through a phase really similar to hers through the entirety of my teenage years. I'm 20 now and doing great but I got so so lucky. If i turned my life around I know she can do the same and I wish she would but I'm not holding my breath.
Sorry for rambling, I just see my younger self in Tana a lot and it makes me sad. She could've been a lot, now she's just going to be another burnt out has-been at best, or a dead junkie at worst.

[keyraeee]

Those videos of tana “performing” on stage are so cringe. Ughhh. Idk why but that dumb skipping around on stage is so annoying. Literally all she does is skip around while lip synching.


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[bunnybunnybunny]

I think the constant fast food, late-nights, travel, and partying is catching up to her. Those all tend to make you gain weight. I'd say props to her for not giving a fuck...but also she's not picking anything flattering. It's like people have been saying, she's trying to look more like Ashly.

[Nazzababy13]

She looks so fucking weird in these pictures.. her body looks skinny and her head looks big as hell..that photoshop is fucking her up


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[Guest]

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I'm sorry but this outfit is doing her no favours....

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I'm sorry but this outfit is not doing her any favours...

[Melroselove]

She looks so fucking weird in these pictures.. her body looks skinny and her head looks big as hell..that photoshop is fucking her up


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Irl bratz doll?


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[cheekybones]

The photoshopped collar bones look so out of place with the bombshell bra cleavage action going on below it, and they’ve made her body look so disproportionate as you said.... who approved this


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[Sarahb88]

So she’s been over an hour late to her own shows 2 days in a row now. She hasn’t even had the decency to tweet about it, she just posts videos of her in an Uber on her story like nothing is wrong.

She is such a disrespectful asshole. All those kids aren’t even allowed in the venue they’re standing out in the cold waiting to be let in.

[LiddlePallid]

Who the fuck does she think she is, Axl Rose?

[Queen-Lurker]

So she’s been over an hour late to her own shows 2 days in a row now. She hasn’t even had the decency to tweet about it, she just posts videos of her in an Uber on her story like nothing is wrong.

She is such a disrespectful asshole. All those kids aren’t even allowed in the venue they’re standing out in the cold waiting to be let in.

On Twitter, I saw Jordan (her manager?) practically begging her to be on time for one of her shows. Tana's little minions were telling Jordan he's patient and they commended him for dealing with Tana.

I hope Jordan leaves her in the dust soon. Nobody else is going to be willing to work with someone who isn't reliable and doesn't give a fuck.

[idonthateanyone]

In her recent house tour video, it looks like she has a padded bra on underneath her swimsuit, did anyone else notice that?

[poopflinger]

In her recent house tour video, it looks like she has a padded bra on underneath her swimsuit, did anyone else notice that?

yeah everyone did hahaha

[poopflinger]

she REALLY needs to stop commenting on anything political when she literally knows absolutely nothing about politics. it’s not a good look, sweety. but her 12 year old fans eat it up and call her ‘queen’ or ‘woke’ bc she adds her ignorant 2 cents and they’re too young and dumb to understand anything. being a twitter politician is not cute.






then there’s this



like ok 19 year old white girl, stop trying to sound like ur sooooOoooooOO woke when you know she couldnt give a shit less. maybe she should change her twitter usename to #blacklivesmatter again to really make that social impact

she really shouldnt be commenting on anything to do with black people since she is n word infamous

when is she going to go away??? please god do us this one favor

[Hem848484]

she REALLY needs to stop commenting on anything political when she literally knows absolutely nothing about politics. it’s not a good look, sweety. but her 12 year old fans eat it up and call her ‘queen’ or ‘woke’ bc she adds her ignorant 2 cents and they’re too young and dumb to understand anything. being a twitter politician is not cute.






then there’s this



like ok 19 year old white girl, stop trying to sound like ur sooooOoooooOO woke when you know she couldnt give a shit less. maybe she should change her twitter usename to #blacklivesmatter again to really make that social impact

she really shouldnt be commenting on anything to do with black people since she is n word infamous

when is she going to go away??? please god do us this one favor

Guarantee she isn’t even registered to vote. Stick to talking about the smell of blow job hands, fake woke Tana.

[keyraeee]

I hateeeeee how she always talks about how hard she works and how grateful she is for this life and blah blah blah. Shes late to EVERYTHING and is always missing flights. Wtf Jordan should drop her. She would be so lost and like someone mentioned no one would wanna work with a train wreck like her.


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[Guest]

she REALLY needs to stop commenting on anything political when she literally knows absolutely nothing about politics. it’s not a good look, sweety. but her 12 year old fans eat it up and call her ‘queen’ or ‘woke’ bc she adds her ignorant 2 cents and they’re too young and dumb to understand anything. being a twitter politician is not cute.






then there’s this



like ok 19 year old white girl, stop trying to sound like ur sooooOoooooOO woke when you know she couldnt give a shit less. maybe she should change her twitter usename to #blacklivesmatter again to really make that social impact

she really shouldnt be commenting on anything to do with black people since she is n word infamous

when is she going to go away??? please god do us this one favor

Guarantee she isn’t even registered to vote. Stick to talking about the smell of blow job hands, fake woke Tana.

she's not registered to vote!! unless her legal name is something else, she's def not registered. imari and bella fusco are though. i personally don't think people deserve to have political opinions if they are too lazy to vote but thats just me!
https://voterrecords.com/voters/nv/tana+mongeau/1

[Sarahb88]

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Does she think it's funny to be SO irresponsible?


Just think of all the money this girl wastes. It seems like half the flight she books she misses so she has to buy a second ticket. Then she's always late to anything - including paid shoots and shows - meaning the people there have to stay longer, the location has to be held for longer (sometimes) so more money wasted. It's just so disgusting. She has such an entitled attitude about everything. Like when she had the gall to publicly announce to all of her young followers that if Jordan wasn't at one of her shows, she wouldn't be there either. It's one thing to joke about those things in private, but when you have a large public following and a terrible reputation, maybe you should just keep your mouth shut.

The day she has to find a real job is going to be quite the wake up call. Regular hours, no coming in late/whenever she feels like it, limited sick days/days off, and she'd have to watch what she says.

[poopflinger]

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Does she think it's funny to be SO irresponsible?


Just think of all the money this girl wastes. It seems like half the flight she books she misses so she has to buy a second ticket. Then she's always late to anything - including paid shoots and shows - meaning the people there have to stay longer, the location has to be held for longer (sometimes) so more money wasted. It's just so disgusting. She has such an entitled attitude about everything. Like when she had the gall to publicly announce to all of her young followers that if Jordan wasn't at one of her shows, she wouldn't be there either. It's one thing to joke about those things in private, but when you have a large public following and a terrible reputation, maybe you should just keep your mouth shut.

The day she has to find a real job is going to be quite the wake up call. Regular hours, no coming in late/whenever she feels like it, limited sick days/days off, and she'd have to watch what she says.

i really dont see her ever having a real job. you cant just keep getting fired from jobs after a week when youre 20-25 and keep getting hired at other places (which is what she would do) she would become ‘un-hireable’ pretty quickly in terms of resume. and let’s be real she would never be able to earn a college degree, i mean you have to actually go to class. the only thing she could really do is stripping/porn/prostituting herself but jesus even the people at the porn shoot wouldnt sit there and wait for her to show up for 3-4 hours & she would get blacklisted pretty quickly i’m guessing.


pretty much once her youtube dies out (which it pretty much already has imo) she’s totally fucked. there’s no job available where you can show up 6 hours late and put in zero effort. the only thing she could do is trisha paytas patreon porn.


i feel like shit if i show up to something 5 minutes late i couldnt even imagine being 5 HOURS late

[stripedsolids]

I remember the videos where Tana was always talking about the rave/party scene in Vegas as a teenager and she was much slimmer. It's weird how much her body has changed. I wonder if she was ever subscribed an antipsychotic like Seroquel [stemming off of the Bipolar II diagnosis she's seldom talked about in the past - I had a friend in high school who received it as a sleeping medication esp. hypomania driven insomnia] that can cause a huge increase in appetite and weight gain, or just your average SSRI antidepressant that often results in weight gain [though I'd hope not because it's not safe with MDMA ha].
If anyone has seen the recent paps of Amanda Bynes, you can see how psychiatric recovery and her medications have taken a toll on her body when she used to be very lanky [off topic but I feel deeply for Amanda and it sucks that she's attacked when taking steps forward after a traumatic breakdown].

It could be a hormonal imbalance from the extreme overuse of Plan-B that has caused weight gain in Tana. I sort of wanna know the main cause of her metabolism changing since I'm a year younger than her and I'd like to avoid it lol.

P.S. I'm sorry for writing an essay it's just a collection of thoughts I've gathered since I started lurking here

I'm gonna make two points based on what you said.

1.) Okay, I hate to be a petty bitch but... Ashly is not attractive, at least to me. Like she's not an eyesore, but I don't get how people think she's hot, either. TBH, pre-body-alteration Tana (hell, Tana now) is much prettier than her. Which is probably another testament to the extent of Tana's insecurity, that she wants to look like her less attractive friend.

2.) Again, another petty bitch comment: I feel like genetics are a big contributor to Tana's weight gain. Her mother (granted, her parents are very old for having only a 19-year-old) is quite heavy-set, but seems like the type who was probably gorgeous in her prime. Tana may be one of those unlucky girls who's metabolism is slowing down much earlier than her peers. This is also why I think she needs to take care of herself... based off how her mom looks, it's going to catch up quickly.

OK THANK YOU I feel like I'm taking crazy pills because Tana from even a year ago is SO much prettier and unique looking than Ashly. Ashly has this really hard look to her features and that girl is probably going to age like milk. She seems nice but very bland but for some reason everyone gasses her up to be really pretty.

It's freaky how fast Tana has changed and how my perception of her has changed. Even looking back at her old videos, the type of humor that felt so fresh like bleach & tone seem so ordinary now. Ithink that it's almost proof she was changing the personality game on youtube for a while.