The End of Krookian Krustmetics - John Kuckian - Part 16

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By now I'm just amazed that he is going strong with his delusions, even Covid can't stop him.
Also I saw his most recwnt photos and he has morphed into my obsessive ex, same crazy look💀

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DJ Kuk in the house!
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He's fired 3 different producers for this song that *must* be released with his new collection, LOL.
Maybe it's *you* Kuk, not them.
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It's official - Kuk is getting into the music industry! Watch out!
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Also it's official - all those employees he cares so much about don't actually exist! It's just him and Alibaba.
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He is batshit crazy. He has delusions of grandeur.

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KookyPeppaPig wrote:
Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:34 am
It's official - Kuk is getting into the music industry! Watch out!
kuk.pngkuk1.pngkuk2.png
Also it's official - all those employees he cares so much about don't actually exist! It's just him and Alibaba.
You beat me to it, I was going to post the music industry, one man Alibaba info lol😀

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Only a few days before we get to listen to this epic tune!
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He's doing what my son did in GCSE music :rofl:

I also came to add that he's slipped up that he's a 'one man band' and has no 'staff' working for him :rofl: ......
Stay home, stay safe & keep healthy <3

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Yikes

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That lipstick isn't even applied neatly!
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Just the same as the obsession with packaging, and continuous re-editing of it, he seems to be spending all his time on frivolous details instead of the main thing - the makeup.
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So he's just finished, and the collection launches.... tomorrow? What an unprofessional tool. How long have these krustkits been languishing in his shit-hole house waiting for him to finish his 'beats' and photoshoots? :?
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CYBER SEX COLLECTION??! :rofl:
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OH FUCK. LISTEN TO THE TRACK AT https://kuckian.co/
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOOOOOL
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https://www.linkedin.com/school/theopen ... full-click

Hope the above link works. Whoever mentioned The Open University is correct!
So looking forward to his “launch”. Need a good laugh in these troubled times!

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https://www.linkedin.com/school/theopen ... full-click

Hope the above link works. Whoever mentioned The Open University is correct!
So looking forward to his “launch”. Need a good laugh in these troubled times!

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KookyPeppaPig wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:54 pm
CYBER SEX COLLECTION??! :rofl:
kuk.png

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hilarious, delusional beyond belief, obviously had no one to proof read his twaddle. And calling his lip products “deleterious” ...... he really is a one man operation as 99% of people would say WTF?


OH FUCK. LISTEN TO THE TRACK AT https://kuckian.co/
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOOOOOL

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Belfastgossipguru wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:56 pm
https://www.linkedin.com/school/theopen ... full-click

Hope the above link works. Whoever mentioned The Open University is correct!
So looking forward to his “launch”. Need a good laugh in these troubled times!
Can you explain what I'm supposed to be seeing here? The link opens up to a list of universities.

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KookyPeppaPig wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:54 pm
CYBER SEX COLLECTION??! :rofl:
kuk.png


OH FUCK. LISTEN TO THE TRACK AT https://kuckian.co/
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOOOOOL
If you click on the link and play the "music video" it plays through Youtube. If you go to the channel "Kuckian" it has 19 subscribers and this is the only video on the channel.

And if you go to the About section it says:

"THICK Underwear. Our underwear, our models, our events."

What??? What does that even mean???

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BlueIris wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 1:12 pm
Belfastgossipguru wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:56 pm
https://www.linkedin.com/school/theopen ... full-click

Hope the above link works. Whoever mentioned The Open University is correct!
So looking forward to his “launch”. Need a good laugh in these troubled times!
Can you explain what I'm supposed to be seeing here? The link opens up to a list of universities.
Sorry, not great with links. On his LinkedIn page it says Open University 2020, Neuroscience.

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KookyPeppaPig wrote:CYBER SEX COLLECTION??! :rofl:
kuk.png

OH FUCK. LISTEN TO THE TRACK AT https://kuckian.co/
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOOOOOL
I-

So none of those producers could produce a better track than that no? Image

That red lipstick looks the exact same as all the others and a black?? The minimal closeups of the actual lipstick were outrageous and then the rest of the video is just “cyber sex” repeated over bad music, so much so I couldn’t stop myself from laughing, how is that supposed to be taken seriously?

I’m in shock


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KookyPeppaPig wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:54 pm
CYBER SEX COLLECTION??! :rofl:
kuk.png


OH FUCK. LISTEN TO THE TRACK AT https://kuckian.co/
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOOOOOL
my god everything about this is so bad
RT if you're still mad at JK Rowling for killing off Jub Jub

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