John “Bespoke Trash caused a Bum Rash” Kuckroachian Part 13
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https://hooktube.com/watch?v=P_sZ8UKh1NI : IS LAURA LEE MAKEUP JUST MORPHE? BROKEN NUDIE PATOOTIE PALETTES AND MORE - ULTA MAC HAUL
So because the owner of Morphe was at LLs launch party and he's only ever seen Morphe eyeshadows fall out of their palettes... By Kooky logic that means Morphe made LLs new palette.
Krookian said on saturday he had HEART PROBLEMS. Hence he didn't post. Can he think of no other lie but heart problems? Isn't it the same excuse for every time he doesn't upload, just different people?
He's still schilling KookyCosmetics. Apparently nobody has had any reactions to his kitchen crustmetics.
He loves us and will see us soon, but Youtube are making his life hell apparently. He must still be having to buy views, maybe that's why he's having chest pains lol.
So because the owner of Morphe was at LLs launch party and he's only ever seen Morphe eyeshadows fall out of their palettes... By Kooky logic that means Morphe made LLs new palette.
Krookian said on saturday he had HEART PROBLEMS. Hence he didn't post. Can he think of no other lie but heart problems? Isn't it the same excuse for every time he doesn't upload, just different people?
He's still schilling KookyCosmetics. Apparently nobody has had any reactions to his kitchen crustmetics.
He loves us and will see us soon, but Youtube are making his life hell apparently. He must still be having to buy views, maybe that's why he's having chest pains lol.
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Don't you know it takes time to cook shit in an easy bake oven?? He can only do one batch at a time, give the kid a break! kidding (not about the easy bake part)kittybaby wrote:What happened to that second launch that was supposed to happen in late January early February? How are you going to release new products when you haven't released the old ones?KookyPeppaPig wrote:Also - he says 'late summer/CHRISTMAS TIME' apparently his highlighters will 'hopefully' be out??? wtf??
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Oh boy.....Karina Kaboom is his clip of the palette breaking? Then his random Kuckiplug of his pissments. Screen recording snaps that didn’t need to be in this video before he finally gets to “Linda Morphe”. This was a crappier than usual piece of shit. I’m not even going to mention his chest pains.
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i hate how he is dragging everyone for all the things he's flaming done. did he not suggest someone repress his eyeshadow (not calling them pigments, they are cheap ass eyeshadow). using the "dropped crate" theory to add a J* comment. i recall he replaced many pallets of highlight due to crate being dropped.. i too have had some high end pans fallout. i did see a tom ford pan fall out with TATI (before the vitimeens fiasco - i unsubscribed after that little snap)
what will tomorrow bring - a cardiac arrest maybe, clearly his chest pains were angina, of course he went have anxiety or indigestion , dont get enough sympathy with those
hes a bloody mess, but you can't polish a turd
what will tomorrow bring - a cardiac arrest maybe, clearly his chest pains were angina, of course he went have anxiety or indigestion , dont get enough sympathy with those
hes a bloody mess, but you can't polish a turd
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Funny how he hasn't seen eyeshadow pans falling out before Morphe. He's not a make-up consumer, how tf could he know?
Also his J* sabotaging Laura Lee theory is stupid as hell. It couldn't be any stupider unless he said Jeffy himself lifted a crate with his frail gucci clad arms and then dropped it to the ground.
Also his J* sabotaging Laura Lee theory is stupid as hell. It couldn't be any stupider unless he said Jeffy himself lifted a crate with his frail gucci clad arms and then dropped it to the ground.
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Urban Decay shadows are renowned for dropping out of their palettes - especially the 'Naked' ones..... my mirror in the Naked 2 will not stay glued !!!! (AND it was direct from UD UK!) ..... Funnily enough, my daughter has a few Morphe palettes and they've all behaved by staying glued into position...
What Krookian knows about makeup can be written on the back of a postage stamp.......... I've been wearing the stuff for 39 years!!! ......
What Krookian knows about makeup can be written on the back of a postage stamp.......... I've been wearing the stuff for 39 years!!! ......
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I heard something about John claiming that he was a member of MENSA?
I checked our member database and he is NOT.
I checked our member database and he is NOT.
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I think he claimed he was menstruating!NatachaX wrote:I heard something about John claiming that he was a member of MENSA?
I checked our member database and he is NOT.
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I want to go to the MUA’s page and say something but I’m not comfortable spreading hate on an innocent person’s page. At this point he’s failing and if someone doesn’t know by now what a snake he is it’s only a matter of time. I hate he still gets this kind of positive PR though.
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I'm surprised he hasn't touched the Steven Mango drama..... probably scared he's gonna be 'sued' lol.
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I think he recognizes Mango (especially with a lawyer for a husband) as someone he shouldn’t mess with. Both are nuts but I think Mango is smarter and scares him. It’s like a baby vulture not messing with an older vulture.KookyPeppaPig wrote:I'm surprised he hasn't touched the Steven Mango drama..... probably scared he's gonna be 'sued' lol.
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No new videos for a few days..... I guess Kooky is having heart problems again..... Or has another relative gone into hospital again this time? Or wait, is it Youtube being a bitch again? Or maybe Snapchat?
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Yeah...uh huh...’cause YouTube gives a shit and has time to worry about John’s petty videos.
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Oh stop, please don't give that idiot Mangled Tea any credit for being anything but a whiny snot nosed brat. He's in his late 20's and acts like a kid in a sandbox crying to his mom that someone stepped on his sandcastle. I cannot STAND that kid. He hides behind his lawyer husband and sticks his head out every once in a while and yells "I will tell my dad on you!" UGH UGH UGH. As for Krookian, I think in some ways you're right, he's not stupid enough to get himself caught up in another potential legal brawl just yet. Note the word yet. He's still trying to claw his way back from the disgraceful fall, and so far it isn't working. Mangled Tea isn't too far behind him with this "financial backer" and lawsuit happy horseshit. If he doesn't follow through with this lawsuit, he will lose all credibility (and rightly so) and if he does follow through with it, he will lose. Either way Krookian and he are like twins, both have bad hair, crazy eyes, and are plain fucking stupid.MissPrissyPriss wrote:I think he recognizes Mango (especially with a lawyer for a husband) as someone he shouldn’t mess with. Both are nuts but I think Mango is smarter and scares him. It’s like a baby vulture not messing with an older vulture.KookyPeppaPig wrote:I'm surprised he hasn't touched the Steven Mango drama..... probably scared he's gonna be 'sued' lol.
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Oh I am not supporting the little weasel at all or giving him credit. I’ve never liked him. I’m just stating what I think Johnny see’s in him. They both need to crawl back under their rocks and be gone.Jesters Trix wrote:Oh stop, please don't give that idiot Mangled Tea any credit for being anything but a whiny snot nosed brat. He's in his late 20's and acts like a kid in a sandbox crying to his mom that someone stepped on his sandcastle. I cannot STAND that kid. He hides behind his lawyer husband and sticks his head out every once in a while and yells "I will tell my dad on you!" UGH UGH UGH. As for Krookian, I think in some ways you're right, he's not stupid enough to get himself caught up in another potential legal brawl just yet. Note the word yet. He's still trying to claw his way back from the disgraceful fall, and so far it isn't working. Mangled Tea isn't too far behind him with this "financial backer" and lawsuit happy horseshit. If he doesn't follow through with this lawsuit, he will lose all credibility (and rightly so) and if he does follow through with it, he will lose. Either way Krookian and he are like twins, both have bad hair, crazy eyes, and are plain fucking stupid.MissPrissyPriss wrote:I think he recognizes Mango (especially with a lawyer for a husband) as someone he shouldn’t mess with. Both are nuts but I think Mango is smarter and scares him. It’s like a baby vulture not messing with an older vulture.KookyPeppaPig wrote:I'm surprised he hasn't touched the Steven Mango drama..... probably scared he's gonna be 'sued' lol.
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Exactly, Mango can't win. Even if the lawsuit will not be dropped, carries on then win, he is still gonna lose, because he will be labeled as a massive bully. And nobody will make vid about him or mention him, he will be forgotten quickly. End of the story for him.Jesters Trix wrote:Oh stop, please don't give that idiot Mangled Tea any credit for being anything but a whiny snot nosed brat. He's in his late 20's and acts like a kid in a sandbox crying to his mom that someone stepped on his sandcastle. I cannot STAND that kid. He hides behind his lawyer husband and sticks his head out every once in a while and yells "I will tell my dad on you!" UGH UGH UGH. As for Krookian, I think in some ways you're right, he's not stupid enough to get himself caught up in another potential legal brawl just yet. Note the word yet. He's still trying to claw his way back from the disgraceful fall, and so far it isn't working. Mangled Tea isn't too far behind him with this "financial backer" and lawsuit happy horseshit. If he doesn't follow through with this lawsuit, he will lose all credibility (and rightly so) and if he does follow through with it, he will lose. Either way Krookian and he are like twins, both have bad hair, crazy eyes, and are plain fucking stupid.MissPrissyPriss wrote:I think he recognizes Mango (especially with a lawyer for a husband) as someone he shouldn’t mess with. Both are nuts but I think Mango is smarter and scares him. It’s like a baby vulture not messing with an older vulture.KookyPeppaPig wrote:I'm surprised he hasn't touched the Steven Mango drama..... probably scared he's gonna be 'sued' lol.
Kuckicunt can't possibly go back to the top of his "carreer", he did way too much and serious sh!t. His cultists might forgive but the internet wont.
But he still can make decent money off of his blind fans.
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I feel like if he had just stayed in his crazy lane and not tried to become a world class scam artist, he would have done well on YT, and for a while he was. It's sad when people are too stupid to recognize a good thing when they see it.PinkyPunch wrote:Exactly, Mango can't win. Even if the lawsuit will not be dropped, carries on then win, he is still gonna lose, because he will be labeled as a massive bully. And nobody will make vid about him or mention him, he will be forgotten quickly. End of the story for him.Jesters Trix wrote:Oh stop, please don't give that idiot Mangled Tea any credit for being anything but a whiny snot nosed brat. He's in his late 20's and acts like a kid in a sandbox crying to his mom that someone stepped on his sandcastle. I cannot STAND that kid. He hides behind his lawyer husband and sticks his head out every once in a while and yells "I will tell my dad on you!" UGH UGH UGH. As for Krookian, I think in some ways you're right, he's not stupid enough to get himself caught up in another potential legal brawl just yet. Note the word yet. He's still trying to claw his way back from the disgraceful fall, and so far it isn't working. Mangled Tea isn't too far behind him with this "financial backer" and lawsuit happy horseshit. If he doesn't follow through with this lawsuit, he will lose all credibility (and rightly so) and if he does follow through with it, he will lose. Either way Krookian and he are like twins, both have bad hair, crazy eyes, and are plain fucking stupid.MissPrissyPriss wrote:I think he recognizes Mango (especially with a lawyer for a husband) as someone he shouldn’t mess with. Both are nuts but I think Mango is smarter and scares him. It’s like a baby vulture not messing with an older vulture.KookyPeppaPig wrote:I'm surprised he hasn't touched the Steven Mango drama..... probably scared he's gonna be 'sued' lol.
Kuckicunt can't possibly go back to the top of his "carreer", he did way too much and serious sh!t. His cultists might forgive but the internet wont.
But he still can make decent money off of his blind fans.
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https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Z-8LJeqrBp8 : JACLYN HILL & JOHN: JACLYN SPEAKS... - Morphe Makeup Ulta Haul Eye Shadow
Real classy, as always John.
Real classy, as always John.
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Jesus H Christ. My eyes!KookyPeppaPig wrote: Real classy, as always John.
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