John “Bespoke Trash caused a Bum Rash” Kuckroachian Part 13
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Wow John went shopping for bots and gone wild!
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No kidding! Still only at 4.6k views on today’s video after 4 hours.TwistedTransistor wrote:Wow John went shopping for bots and gone wild!
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TwistedTransistor wrote:Wow John went shopping for bots and gone wild!
lol so pathetic
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Thanks for the replies to my earlier post about whether or not people feel he could turn things around IF he made a huge apology and changed his ways (totally know that won't happen but was interested to see what people thought). I love how he is now doing a rinse repeat on stuff that have provided him with decent views in the past, aka posting a video about Jeffree, going in on Laura Lee's new palette. Now he thinks that by using the name of a very popular and very affordable skincare brand that has been having rave reviews and posting *shock horror* a review dissing them that he will break the internet and become popular again!
John hun, first of all I am not shocked that The Ordinary did not work for you since you are anything but fucking ordinary, and not in a good way. Secondly, I'd understand going in on a highly priced skincare brand like Lancome or Liz Earle if you bought something from them and it wrecked your skin but come on. The Ordinary products are so cheap that even if you did buy something from them and it didn't work, would you really bitch and moan that much? I mean I know he would but come on.
And of course the problem with skincare, and I know this all too well myself, is that it's all well and good cleansing, toning, moisturising etc. If you are eating crap, staying holed up indoors all day, sleeping all day then staying up all night, not drinking enough water etc it does not matter WHAT you use on your skin, it's still going to be shitty.
There's no cheat to perfect skin, it's hard work and requires a healthy lifestyle and we all know how healthy John is with his crusty lips, yellow like skin layered in what looks like oil from the BP pipeline that burst. He is such a joke, I almost WANT to feel sorry for him but then I remember the crap he has done and that's where my empathy leaves me on this occasion.
John hun, first of all I am not shocked that The Ordinary did not work for you since you are anything but fucking ordinary, and not in a good way. Secondly, I'd understand going in on a highly priced skincare brand like Lancome or Liz Earle if you bought something from them and it wrecked your skin but come on. The Ordinary products are so cheap that even if you did buy something from them and it didn't work, would you really bitch and moan that much? I mean I know he would but come on.
And of course the problem with skincare, and I know this all too well myself, is that it's all well and good cleansing, toning, moisturising etc. If you are eating crap, staying holed up indoors all day, sleeping all day then staying up all night, not drinking enough water etc it does not matter WHAT you use on your skin, it's still going to be shitty.
There's no cheat to perfect skin, it's hard work and requires a healthy lifestyle and we all know how healthy John is with his crusty lips, yellow like skin layered in what looks like oil from the BP pipeline that burst. He is such a joke, I almost WANT to feel sorry for him but then I remember the crap he has done and that's where my empathy leaves me on this occasion.
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Yeah the uni days thing is a student discount programme, we get discounts on a ton of things inc holidays, general bills and all sorts. You can't normally get anything in store without an NUS card which has your student id picture, name etc on it, so he's buying online with the login. He's a cheeky bastard. We're paying over £9k a year to study. This is a tiny little thing to help out skint students, which we do have to pay for I might add. It's something tiny like £13 a year or something but it's still someone else's money. Yet again he's out here expecting to get everything for free! He needs to grow up and get a damn job. But ofc he won't because he's lazy and as I've said in the past, is likely on benefits. All this "I can't pay my rent. ." Bullshit... I highly doubt he ever payed rent in the first place.
And to the person saying Brandon from deciem reminds you of JK, I completely agree. Kicks off whenever he doesn't get his own way. Complete over reactions to things most people would be mildly irritated by. Completely disrespectful to the people who made him. Blocks simple questions regarding pretty much anything about him. The only difference is that Brandon actually had a good business that went far before he showed his true colours. John's was nothing new or exciting at all, even with his BeSpOkE PaCkAGiNg
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And to the person saying Brandon from deciem reminds you of JK, I completely agree. Kicks off whenever he doesn't get his own way. Complete over reactions to things most people would be mildly irritated by. Completely disrespectful to the people who made him. Blocks simple questions regarding pretty much anything about him. The only difference is that Brandon actually had a good business that went far before he showed his true colours. John's was nothing new or exciting at all, even with his BeSpOkE PaCkAGiNg
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If he's on benefits he shouldn't be running a cosmetics company, or even making bank from YouTube. (There's some you can claim while in work, but I doubt he's on those as they're mostly for parents and the disabled.)emma_actuallyanmua wrote:But ofc he won't because he's lazy and as I've said in the past, is likely on benefits.
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So while flashing this cheap crap on snap chat he is saying how he invented Trophy Wife over a year ago and everyone was like what’s this shit? And then Fenty does it and everyone is all OOOOOOOOO. He then ends the snap saying “Dickheads!”
Johnny...you Thiiiick...in the head...Beech!
Johnny...you Thiiiick...in the head...Beech!
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Is this looney actually on snapchat claiming he beat Rihanna to producing her Troph wife highlight?
Also whole post about the “foundation”, why does he not use a capital “I” the whole way through. It gave me a headache?
Also whole post about the “foundation”, why does he not use a capital “I” the whole way through. It gave me a headache?
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even if this was remotely true, does he really expect people to favour his make up over rihannas when his is formulated in his grotty kitchen and baked in an oven thats probably not been cleaned or sterilised properly since the last owner used it? tragic.MissPrissyPriss wrote:So while flashing this cheap crap on snap chat he is saying how he invented Trophy Wife over a year ago and everyone was like what’s this shit? And then Fenty does it and everyone is all OOOOOOOOO. He then ends the snap saying “Dickheads!”
Johnny...you Thiiiick...in the head...Beech!
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He didn’t capitalize anything except “PR” once. It was a mess and he contradicted himself more than once. The more someone toots their own horn the more I believe it’s because there isn’t any reason for someone else to toot it. He is the epitome of this. Keep tooting, Johnny. You have yet to do ANYTHING for someone else to toot for you.Im_peppa_send_help wrote:Is this looney actually on snapchat claiming he beat Rihanna to producing her Troph wife highlight?
Also whole post about the “foundation”, why does he not use a capital “I” the whole way through. It gave me a headache?
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I know that but I speculated earlier in the thread that he may not be declaring any of that. Unfortunately it's not uncommon, and having lived in Manchester my whole life, I don't honestly believe he would have been able to keep up with rent, bills etc on his youtube income, and we all know he made next to nothing from his cosmetics (I don't buy the whole "I gave my wages to an Indian school" thing. More like "a factory in China that I got into a ton of debt with"). There has also been plenty of speculation (not diagnosing) that John has at least one disability, mental or otherwise, for which he would qualify for some benefits.punka wrote:If he's on benefits he shouldn't be running a cosmetics company, or even making bank from YouTube. (There's some you can claim while in work, but I doubt he's on those as they're mostly for parents and the disabled.)emma_actuallyanmua wrote:But ofc he won't because he's lazy and as I've said in the past, is likely on benefits.
I may be completely reaching here, however Manchester is an expensive place to live and youtube alone doesn't pay THAT well, especially not with his numbers over the past year or so. I find it very difficult to believe that he's managing all of this on his own.
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https://hooktube.com/watch?v=1JnU2GgvS6Y: JEFFREE STAR CUSTOMER H0SPITALISED? JAMES CHARLES COME 4 ARIANA | MAKEUP VELOUR LIPSTICK ULTA HAUL
Yeah, another thirsty-for-views title.... complete with stale-as-fuck tea.
His face is particularly grubby today.
He said each customer service email from Kuckian is typed by hand... I guess he means Emily (aka Kuks Dad)
He needs to redo his research. He says J* doesn't stock in Europe. He stocks in the UK via Beauty Bay.... Probs in other EU countries too...
He's still schilling his pigments.... clock him trying to do a cut-crease! With his gross acne-riddled face on close-up
Yeah, another thirsty-for-views title.... complete with stale-as-fuck tea.
His face is particularly grubby today.
He said each customer service email from Kuckian is typed by hand... I guess he means Emily (aka Kuks Dad)
He needs to redo his research. He says J* doesn't stock in Europe. He stocks in the UK via Beauty Bay.... Probs in other EU countries too...
He's still schilling his pigments.... clock him trying to do a cut-crease! With his gross acne-riddled face on close-up
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Also - he says 'late summer/CHRISTMAS TIME' apparently his highlighters will 'hopefully' be out??? wtf??
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Oh hes so rich. His latest video about J* has ‘I know hes with beauty bay but i question the legality of their operations in relation to compliance’
Biiiiiiiiiitch just cause theyre stocking actual brands (I know J* is controversial but i loooove me his liquid lippies) and not some private labelled chinese shit you dont think theyre entirely legit? Okay chicken
Biiiiiiiiiitch just cause theyre stocking actual brands (I know J* is controversial but i loooove me his liquid lippies) and not some private labelled chinese shit you dont think theyre entirely legit? Okay chicken
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ICantBelieveImHere wrote:Oh hes so rich. His latest video about J* has ‘I know hes with beauty bay but i question the legality of their operations in relation to compliance’
Biiiiiiiiiitch just cause theyre stocking actual brands (I know J* is controversial but i loooove me his liquid lippies) and not some private labelled chinese shit you dont think theyre entirely legit? Okay chicken
Guess I missed the part where he mentioned Beauty Bay I totally thought he said J* didn't have stock in the UK.
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Late summer and Christmas time are months apart! He’s an idiot.KookyPeppaPig wrote:Also - he says 'late summer/CHRISTMAS TIME' apparently his highlighters will 'hopefully' be out??? wtf??
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No fucking way he didn’t buy most of these views!
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What happened to that second launch that was supposed to happen in late January early February? How are you going to release new products when you haven't released the old ones?KookyPeppaPig wrote:Also - he says 'late summer/CHRISTMAS TIME' apparently his highlighters will 'hopefully' be out??? wtf??
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every video the last few weeks have been so hipocritical. this recent one dragging J* for causing a reaction on someones skin, when he couldn't take the criticism when nadi's eyes reacted. i recall he went apeshit.
clearly J* videos bring him more views but i dont believe he got that many in the first hour. defo buying bots again. mind you if someone did give him a unidays code he saved money so he could buy them lol
i dont think its professional of him to be doing both the drama channel and his "indy cosmetics line", conflicts of interest, leaves him open to these criticisms. but he would sell his granny for a £.
he's always going on about him being a small indy brand, ill bet he's just hoping EL comes chapping to buy him out hahahahaha
john your not an indy brand, your an immature grown man playing make believe like a 10 year old. and dont think if you say it enough it will make it true, it won't. it will just prove its you thats the dickhead.
wonder what tomorrow video will drag up. desperado
clearly J* videos bring him more views but i dont believe he got that many in the first hour. defo buying bots again. mind you if someone did give him a unidays code he saved money so he could buy them lol
i dont think its professional of him to be doing both the drama channel and his "indy cosmetics line", conflicts of interest, leaves him open to these criticisms. but he would sell his granny for a £.
he's always going on about him being a small indy brand, ill bet he's just hoping EL comes chapping to buy him out hahahahaha
john your not an indy brand, your an immature grown man playing make believe like a 10 year old. and dont think if you say it enough it will make it true, it won't. it will just prove its you thats the dickhead.
wonder what tomorrow video will drag up. desperado
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Yep, he went off on Nadi on Snapchat. Didn't name him outright but basically said that 'this guy' had 'BEGGED' to be sent PR and John said no so he bought the products themselves in order to give them a terrible review. Actually, I thought Nadi did a pretty fair review and didn't just pick the things up, look at them and go 'These are shit, don't buy them!' he complimented the packaging a lot and tried to do a review which didn't delve into John as a person but just focused on the make up. I remember John insinuating that the reaction Nadi got was fake too or he said something along the lines of 'He could have had a reaction to something else he used that day!' before deleting it.Crustycosmetics wrote:every video the last few weeks have been so hipocritical. this recent one dragging J* for causing a reaction on someones skin, when he couldn't take the criticism when nadi's eyes reacted. i recall he went apeshit.
clearly J* videos bring him more views but i dont believe he got that many in the first hour. defo buying bots again. mind you if someone did give him a unidays code he saved money so he could buy them lol
i dont think its professional of him to be doing both the drama channel and his "indy cosmetics line", conflicts of interest, leaves him open to these criticisms. but he would sell his granny for a £.
he's always going on about him being a small indy brand, ill bet he's just hoping EL comes chapping to buy him out hahahahaha
john your not an indy brand, your an immature grown man playing make believe like a 10 year old. and dont think if you say it enough it will make it true, it won't. it will just prove its you thats the dickhead.
wonder what tomorrow video will drag up. desperado
On that basis, it negates his recent rant on The Ordinary and his one on Clinique last year since we don't know that it was definitely those products which caused his skin problems. He is such an idiot for someone who likes to think he is a MENSA member.