Kuckian Star Cosmetics: JackOfAllTrades, MasterOfNone - Pt.7

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Post by Twiglet » Sun Dec 24, 2017 3:56 pm

So, what do you suppose this says about YT, where the video is STILL live?
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Post by Ihatewatch89 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:21 pm

Has John been on snap at all today? I havent seen anything since pretty early this morning.

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Post by Dmari_86 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:28 pm

Ihatewatch89 wrote:Has John been on snap at all today? I havent seen anything since pretty early this morning.
Nope...he's gone quiet. Either he'll pop up again later this evening to tweet and delete OR he's gone into hiding again.

I'm sure he saw Jeffree's tweet and the fact that him and Peter are meeting up in a few weeks...it isn't crazy to theorize that Jeffree is going to do whatever he can to help with the legal aspect of this (whether financially or just with his connections). If John isn't scared he should be, this isn't just on the internet anymore.

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Post by bumbling_buzzard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:36 pm

auntiflo13 wrote:
Astro Nutty wrote:
monak wrote:I want his parents contacted but not like that.
Judging from kuk’s tumblr posts, both of them know what a horror their useless prick of a son is. It sounds like he doesn’t have a relationship with either of them. Their complete indifference to their son has resulted in this type of insane behaviour.

I know we're not allowed to diagnose but, the fixation on breasts must be a Freudian thing , being abandoned by one parent as a child and he hates to see anyone happy with their family - I suppose Christmas time is the worst for him in his own little mind. Seeing people on instagram and twitter with their entire family must rub John up the wrong way as he always 'kicks off' at this time of the year!

Is Lisa Blandino still going to back John up when he's behind bars? Perhaps she could get Jerrod to design a Too Faced nail file to get him out of jail! :D
We need to have someone Photoshop a TF x John Kuckian prison palette. Going with the scent theme, it can smell like a mix of unwashed butts and metal bars. And a bright orange color is a must, much like his "highly pigmented" Chinese crap. Do they wear those orange jumpsuits in the U.K.?

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Post by dailysunshine » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:38 pm

Oh I just remember, didn't John "changed" his birthday to Dec 22 as he's unwelcomed by family member on his actual birthday Nov 22? Didn't he ask fans to throw a birthday party at some sort of club? Nothing happened.
He probably is so upset and unhappy neither his actual or new birthday are celebrated and he's all alone during holiday season. So he went on to ruin someone's happy life as a gift to himself.

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Post by sweetbabyjesus » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:40 pm

Charles Gross’ response



FUCK YOU JOHN
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Post by B17 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:43 pm

bumbling_buzzard wrote:
auntiflo13 wrote:
Astro Nutty wrote:
monak wrote:I want his parents contacted but not like that.
Judging from kuk’s tumblr posts, both of them know what a horror their useless prick of a son is. It sounds like he doesn’t have a relationship with either of them. Their complete indifference to their son has resulted in this type of insane behaviour.

I know we're not allowed to diagnose but, the fixation on breasts must be a Freudian thing , being abandoned by one parent as a child and he hates to see anyone happy with their family - I suppose Christmas time is the worst for him in his own little mind. Seeing people on instagram and twitter with their entire family must rub John up the wrong way as he always 'kicks off' at this time of the year!

Is Lisa Blandino still going to back John up when he's behind bars? Perhaps she could get Jerrod to design a Too Faced nail file to get him out of jail! :D
We need to have someone Photoshop a TF x John Kuckian prison palette. Going with the scent theme, it can smell like a mix of unwashed butts and metal bars. And a bright orange color is a must, much like his "highly pigmented" Chinese crap. Do they wear those orange jumpsuits in the U.K.?
I don't think we do wear the orange no. Orange is seen as much too colourful for a prison here hahaha
It would probably be a very grey palette. Metal bar grey, concrete grey, grey-sky grey

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Post by Dmari_86 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:44 pm

B17 wrote:
bumbling_buzzard wrote:
auntiflo13 wrote:
Astro Nutty wrote:
monak wrote:I want his parents contacted but not like that.
Judging from kuk’s tumblr posts, both of them know what a horror their useless prick of a son is. It sounds like he doesn’t have a relationship with either of them. Their complete indifference to their son has resulted in this type of insane behaviour.

I know we're not allowed to diagnose but, the fixation on breasts must be a Freudian thing , being abandoned by one parent as a child and he hates to see anyone happy with their family - I suppose Christmas time is the worst for him in his own little mind. Seeing people on instagram and twitter with their entire family must rub John up the wrong way as he always 'kicks off' at this time of the year!

Is Lisa Blandino still going to back John up when he's behind bars? Perhaps she could get Jerrod to design a Too Faced nail file to get him out of jail! :D
We need to have someone Photoshop a TF x John Kuckian prison palette. Going with the scent theme, it can smell like a mix of unwashed butts and metal bars. And a bright orange color is a must, much like his "highly pigmented" Chinese crap. Do they wear those orange jumpsuits in the U.K.?
I don't think we do wear the orange no. Orange is seen as much too colourful for a prison here hahaha
It would probably be a very grey palette. Metal bar grey, concrete grey, grey-sky grey
We can put a photo of him in his grey shirt on the box.

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Post by Me_me666 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:48 pm

Dmari_86 wrote:
B17 wrote:
bumbling_buzzard wrote:
Is Lisa Blandino still going to back John up when he's behind bars? Perhaps she could get Jerrod to design a Too Faced nail file to get him out of jail! :D
We need to have someone Photoshop a TF x John Kuckian prison palette. Going with the scent theme, it can smell like a mix of unwashed butts and metal bars. And a bright orange color is a must, much like his "highly pigmented" Chinese crap. Do they wear those orange jumpsuits in the U.K.?
I don't think we do wear the orange no. Orange is seen as much too colourful for a prison here hahaha
It would probably be a very grey palette. Metal bar grey, concrete grey, grey-sky grey
We can put a photo of him in his grey shirt on the box.[/quote]

Shades can be called “what a load of shirt” “shirty content” “can’t blend for shirt” etc

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Post by bumbling_buzzard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:52 pm

I just thought of something. Anyone remember Melrose Place? John's spirit animal is Dr. Kimberly Shaw! She was always concocting evil plans and eventually wound up in an asylum for awhile. :rofl:

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Post by Helenanders » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:54 pm

Lots of youtubers are coming out against Kuckian, interesting to see his vid
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Post by B17 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:57 pm

Me_me666 wrote:
Dmari_86 wrote:
B17 wrote:
bumbling_buzzard wrote:
Is Lisa Blandino still going to back John up when he's behind bars? Perhaps she could get Jerrod to design a Too Faced nail file to get him out of jail! :D
We need to have someone Photoshop a TF x John Kuckian prison palette. Going with the scent theme, it can smell like a mix of unwashed butts and metal bars. And a bright orange color is a must, much like his "highly pigmented" Chinese crap. Do they wear those orange jumpsuits in the U.K.?
I don't think we do wear the orange no. Orange is seen as much too colourful for a prison here hahaha
It would probably be a very grey palette. Metal bar grey, concrete grey, grey-sky grey
We can put a photo of him in his grey shirt on the box.
Shades can be called “what a load of shirt” “shirty content” “can’t blend for shirt” etc[/quote]

:rofl: omg please!
This palette is really taking shape!

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Post by Dmari_86 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:58 pm

Helenanders wrote:Lots of youtubers are coming out against Kuckian, interesting to see his vid
The fact that people outside of the beauty community are getting involved speaks volumes.

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Post by Cantwatchthisanymore » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:02 pm

You guys remember when John did this pathetic morphe video on a few influencers changing their faces?

Well...

More proof John Kuckian is a master at photo shopping pictures shown on his own channel.


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Post by like-a-dq-blizzard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:38 pm

Helenanders wrote:Lots of youtubers are coming out against Kuckian, interesting to see his vid
Oh man. MrRepizon is another youtube that grinds my gears. :rofl: But I'd definitely be interested to see what he does.
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Post by Collegestudent2020 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:56 pm

Guys look at Tati's twitter and see what he DM'd her! I don't know how else to post screenshots or else I would

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Post by Vronskaya » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:01 pm

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Post by tanamojojojo » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:01 pm

I love Tati, but only sometimes. Most of all, I just love watching everyone drag John.
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Collegestudent2020 wrote:Guys look at Tati's twitter and see what he DM'd her! I don't know how else to post screenshots or else I would
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Post by Collegestudent2020 » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:02 pm

Vronskaya wrote:xxx
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Collegestudent2020 wrote:
Vronskaya wrote:xxx
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Post by like-a-dq-blizzard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:05 pm

I feel like we should have a tracker of all the people coming out against him at this point.
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Post by like-a-dq-blizzard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:07 pm

Also, is it time for a new thread already?!
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Post by Cantwatchthisanymore » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:13 pm

John kuckians days are numbered.

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Post by MissDelusional » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:13 pm

Truest form of what comes around goes around.
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