John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6

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DramaMyLlama wrote:Also, is John the only person who has this video? Did this girl not post it on her own social media? If not, that’s a dead giveaway that this was spon. You wouldn’t do a whole review on the “best lipstick ever” just to send it to the CEO
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goddess1999 wrote:OMG...he said on SC that he's working on his 2018 Summer Collection...is he serious? :rofl:


He's doing WHAT??????

Well john , as you read here - it's probably best to avoid releasing another Jeffree Star dupe....... or any other brand for that matter!

We're watching you very closely ! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :geek: :geek: :geek:
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Here for the PR wrote:
DramaMyLlama wrote:Also, is John the only person who has this video? Did this girl not post it on her own social media? If not, that’s a dead giveaway that this was spon. You wouldn’t do a whole review on the “best lipstick ever” just to send it to the CEO
#sponAF
Maybe he should concentrate on getting his current stuff right before moving onto the next project. Although dodgy people usually do move from one thing to the next very quickly.

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Maybe he'll get fined & shut down by the authorities until he releases his 'summer collection' I sure hope so.

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With the amount of cheap makeup on AliExpress he's set for life with makeup launches.

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manged wrote:No shade to the people reviewing his products, but I wouldn't mind a review from an actual guru/ artist or at least someone who is skilled at applying makeup. It's plain to see the shadows are below mediocre, but the poor application could also be due to users who aren't that amazing at makeup in the first place. Yeah, I know most consumers aren't experts, so reviews from everyday consumers are more valuable, but I'm curious. Will the purple shadow look patchy and dull even when a skilled makeup artist uses it?
I want someone to really show how this shit does not blend. On this lady’s video she’s used her phone to record which has surprisingly high definition:

She uses the ‘pigments’ in one look. You can see how it refuses to move and creates clear defined lines. Surely eyeshadows from the same company should blend better than anything?
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I happened to be on the Here for the teas's stream in this summer or spring, not sure. And the Kuckuan cosmetics was discussed that day.
Sam said that when she was friends with John, he was very serious about his line (at least he seemed so) and even had a lab for a moment. But then he somehow stopped use it, allegedly because he couldn't afford it. And when he was done with the lab he really started to make experiments on his kitchen. Sam said that he thought that he could manage all formulation himself and he belived that he still can make it work as a business. I mean, that is what he told her.

So I think maybe John spend some time playing stay at home chemist, and then he was like "SCREW THIS! I WILL RESELL SHIT FROM CHINA!"

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Hey ladies long time lurker bla bla bla :)

Have you seen Jackie’s new Milani video?
All of her eyeshadows she used are similar to Crookian’s colours and there was also a silicone applicator (not really a cheap crap one like crookian but still). Do you guys think she did it purposely and shading him??! Instead of buying $15 “crushed” pigment, you can just get the same and better quality with milani? Am I reading too into it ImageImageImageImage


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Uhhh ya no shit, that’s how we know you’re not doing any of the formulating yourself sis. Image


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link to Jackie’s video


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Oh and btw do you remember his ridiculous merch? That lolipop thing, way before cosmetics?

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Hey girls long time lurker bla bla bla :)

Have you seen Jackie’s new video!!


She used three colours from milani that looks exactly like Crookian’s “crushed pigments” and she used a silicone applicator they provided (which works heaps better that Crookian’s toy makeup brush) Am I reading too into it? I honestly feel like she’s almost shading his “cosmetic line”. Like you get better quality eyeshadow from Milani, a drugstore brand, compared to his crap bespoke line. Sorry if posted twice, I don’t know how to use tapatalk ImageImageImage


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In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

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diomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?
Lip scrub to oxfoliate the masses
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sweetbabyjesus wrote:
diomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?
Lip scrub to oxfoliate the masses
He’ll probably incorporate a silver holo moon and star combo as well...oh wait...


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sweetbabyjesus wrote:
diomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?
Lip scrub to oxfoliate the masses
Palette which is a dupe of his beloved power of make up dupe

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diomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?
The BioMed Scientist Blush Palette
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green

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Remember when he tried to pull that "phoney brushes" shit and all his fans were like "relaxxxxx hes JOKINGGGG roflmao" and here we are a few months later with: a broken website
PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes


Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.

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beahunny wrote:
diomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?
The BioMed Scientist Blush Palette
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green
International Konsmetics Beginners Palette
-"Kitchen Grease" yellow
-"Fancy Shirt" grey
-"International Lawsuit" red
-"bEsPoKe cHuuuUbe" green
-"I Thought China was Italy" brown
-"No Refund" beige

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honestnumbers wrote:Remember when he tried to pull that "phoney brushes" shit and all his fans were like "relaxxxxx hes JOKINGGGG roflmao" and here we are a few months later with: a broken website
PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes


Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.

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I think the gag is at least Kylie wears make-up
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