John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6

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Dmari_86 wrote:
RedHeadLady wrote:Johns on that block button again tonight.

Also what even is that video. I can see more detail without my glasses on and I'm almost blind without them :rofl:
He's deleting a lot of replies to that video as well.
I've noticed that. Mine is still there at the moment. I wonder how long for though.

I just don't get why, if it's a stunning and good as she says, she would need all the filters and the non focused camera to help it look semi decent.

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yadayadayeah wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

You can't even see shit in her video with that light.
I may be biased but it feels a bit staged.
She said her lines a bit too fast. I mean she's so ready to say good things when the lipstick isn't on yet?
The "dead eye" looks the same as the one with eyeshadow on.

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honestnumbers wrote:
yadayadayeah wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

You can't even see shit in her video with that light.
Ill throw in 20 quid if you say its better than jeffree star, FIFTY if you say its better than fenty!

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You know he sent out some (the few he had made up) as "PR" so a few of his loyal fans would review them for him. You just KNOW he did. LOL
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6

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dailysunshine wrote:
yadayadayeah wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

You can't even see shit in her video with that light.
I may be biased but it feels a bit staged.
She said her lines a bit too fast. I mean she's so ready to say good things when the lipstick isn't on yet?
The "dead eye" looks the same as the one with eyeshadow on.
*swipes 10 times*
"OMG this is literally one swipe! One swipe and this is the pigment I got!"

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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6

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dailysunshine wrote:
yadayadayeah wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

You can't even see shit in her video with that light.
I may be biased but it feels a bit staged.
She said her lines a bit too fast. I mean she's so ready to say good things when the lipstick isn't on yet?
The "dead eye" looks the same as the one with eyeshadow on.
I felt similarly. I didn't watch past the kiss test. But the part that I did watch seemed fake. I had to stop after the boyfriend made that shout out to John Kuckian, it was too bad.

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tanamojojojo wrote:The longer I follow the John story the more I’m convinced that he’s not even human but a lizard pretending to fit in in his human form
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6

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diomia wrote:
dailysunshine wrote:
yadayadayeah wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

You can't even see shit in her video with that light.
I may be biased but it feels a bit staged.
She said her lines a bit too fast. I mean she's so ready to say good things when the lipstick isn't on yet?
The "dead eye" looks the same as the one with eyeshadow on.
I felt similarly. I didn't watch past the kiss test. But the part that I did watch seemed fake. I had to stop after the boyfriend made that shout out to John Kuckian, it was too bad.
maybe if you;re going to post a damn review (as others have said) stop with the ridiculously bad lighting so no one can actually see anything, makes it seem like you're lying and hiding
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yadayadayeah wrote:[tweet][/tweet]

You can't even see shit in her video with that light.
"One swipe."

*Continues to pack it on and you can't even see anything because of the filter*

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[quote="Ovaryfruit"]He just had to insert himself Image

I beg to differ about that. Excerpt from his own blog where he talks about a fat Asian kid who he smacked in the face
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The fact that this chick got her lip kit before everyone else PROVES it was PR.... and there is no fucking way she wasn’t paid to say that shit. The eyeshadow looked crap, she must have seen that, and why would she say something is the best formula ever when she’s had it on for like 6 seconds???
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Also, is John the only person who has this video? Did this girl not post it on her own social media? If not, that’s a dead giveaway that this was spon. You wouldn’t do a whole review on the “best lipstick ever” just to send it to the CEO
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Hello, I'm new and just a lurker, but I had a thought, forgive me if I'm dumb or confused... John claims he spent "thousands" to get sample tubes sent to him. So he spent all that money to get a sample of a tube he knew was the same as Jeffery Stars?
It wasn't enough to steal the name of a lippie from him, John also wanted to use the same tubes? I've never seen anyone in my life so obsessed with another person, especially one they claim to hate!

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ksanders wrote:Hello, I'm new and just a lurker, but I had a thought, forgive me if I'm dumb or confused... John claims he spent "thousands" to get sample tubes sent to him. So he spent all that money to get a sample of a tube he knew was the same as Jeffery Stars?
It wasn't enough to steal the name of a lippie from him, John also wanted to use the same tubes? I've never seen anyone in my life so obsessed with another person, especially one they claim to hate!
I think they send you a sample of the collection of tubes they have for free. You pay for the samples once you start customizing them with different colors, materials, logos, etc.

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OMG...he said on SC that he's working on his 2018 Summer Collection...is he serious? :rofl:
I'm too old for this shit! :love2: :rofl:

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yadayadayeah wrote:
ksanders wrote:Hello, I'm new and just a lurker, but I had a thought, forgive me if I'm dumb or confused... John claims he spent "thousands" to get sample tubes sent to him. So he spent all that money to get a sample of a tube he knew was the same as Jeffery Stars?
It wasn't enough to steal the name of a lippie from him, John also wanted to use the same tubes? I've never seen anyone in my life so obsessed with another person, especially one they claim to hate!
I think they send you a sample of the collection of tubes they have for free. You pay for the samples once you start customizing them with different colors, materials, logos, etc.
Yes, I realize they send the samples out for free. I was just thinking that he said/lied that it cost between 500-1000 pounds for each sample. I just thought it was interesting that he would say it cost so much to get each sample, then show he got one done of the same tubes he knows J. Star uses. Believing his lies down the line, it shows the level of obsession.
Have a nice day everyone, I'll go back to lurking. <3 :oops:

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goddess1999 wrote:OMG...he said on SC that he's working on his 2018 Summer Collection...is he serious? :rofl:
He is going to be keeping a lot of drama channels fed over the summer. :rofl:

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Inceptional wrote:
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Ovaryfruit wrote:He just had to insert himself Image

I beg to differ about that. Excerpt from his own blog where he talks about a fat Asian kid who he smacked in the face
Please make a throwaway and tweet that page to him ImageImage


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I find it hilarious since his launch he has posted 3 positive reviews....sold out "luxury" brand...right...

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Another review on youtube.



The girl likes the products which is fine. But it shows again the pigment doesn't blend well. It's odd to have a clear line at the crease.
She said she's never received any confirmation, mail tracking info & receipt. There's also no reply when contacting the cs.
"Emily" you are not doing a good job.

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dailysunshine wrote:Another review on youtube.



The girl likes the products which is fine. But it shows again the pigment doesn't blend well. It's odd to have a clear line at the crease.
She said she's never received any confirmation, mail tracking info & receipt. There's also no reply when contacting the cs.
"Emily" you are not doing a good job.
Remember, there is no Emily. That 17 year old girl made her up lol.

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