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John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
Love this one!auntiflo13 wrote:Thankyou for the new thread name BeautyTruthSleuth !
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
He drank a Pepsi once. That's why it's on his LinkedIn.
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
So by JK logic since I wear Marc Jacobs can i say I’ve been the face of Marc Jacobs Beauty?? Cause that would be freaking amazing to add to my resumemonak wrote:He drank a Pepsi once. That's why it's on his LinkedIn.
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
does anyone remember where HE said his stuff was being manufactured? I remember the SC he said he couldn't do it in the UK for one reason or another (strict regulation etc) . I was looking over the FDA site (sorry if this is repeated) but anything he shipped to the US is still subject to FDA regulations (per their website). That being said, if he didn't manufacture here (and we know he didn't "PRC") I recall someone mentioning that he supposedly shipped all of his makeup from whatever "manufacturing location" to the US and Canada to warehouse it? I'm a little surprised that no one on YT is jumping all over that because no matter what he says, there is no way that is legit. Either it's being made here (which it isn't) and is subject to FDA testing which takes some time to get done, or he's paying to have all this shit shipped over seas to store it, only to ship it back out again. I mean really... did I miss some YT rant about this because I'm baffled as to how this hasn't been hollered from a rooftop like the rest of the info out there has.
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
I wore a Victoria secret bra once. Sign me up for the runway!OnionButt wrote:So by JK logic since I wear Marc Jacobs can i say I’ve been the face of Marc Jacobs Beauty?? Cause that would be freaking amazing to add to my resumemonak wrote:He drank a Pepsi once. That's why it's on his LinkedIn.
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Vaguely recall that he implied it was being done in France, ala viseart.Jesters Trix wrote:does anyone remember where HE said his stuff was being manufactured? I remember the SC he said he couldn't do it in the UK for one reason or another (strict regulation etc) . I was looking over the FDA site (sorry if this is repeated) but anything he shipped to the US is still subject to FDA regulations (per their website). That being said, if he didn't manufacture here (and we know he didn't "PRC") I recall someone mentioning that he supposedly shipped all of his makeup from whatever "manufacturing location" to the US and Canada to warehouse it? I'm a little surprised that no one on YT is jumping all over that because no matter what he says, there is no way that is legit. Either it's being made here (which it isn't) and is subject to FDA testing which takes some time to get done, or he's paying to have all this shit shipped over seas to store it, only to ship it back out again. I mean really... did I miss some YT rant about this because I'm baffled as to how this hasn't been hollered from a rooftop like the rest of the info out there has.
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LOL I legit choked on my coffee at the "ala viseart"Ovaryfruit wrote:Vaguely recall that he implied it was being done in France, ala viseart.Jesters Trix wrote:does anyone remember where HE said his stuff was being manufactured? I remember the SC he said he couldn't do it in the UK for one reason or another (strict regulation etc) . I was looking over the FDA site (sorry if this is repeated) but anything he shipped to the US is still subject to FDA regulations (per their website). That being said, if he didn't manufacture here (and we know he didn't "PRC") I recall someone mentioning that he supposedly shipped all of his makeup from whatever "manufacturing location" to the US and Canada to warehouse it? I'm a little surprised that no one on YT is jumping all over that because no matter what he says, there is no way that is legit. Either it's being made here (which it isn't) and is subject to FDA testing which takes some time to get done, or he's paying to have all this shit shipped over seas to store it, only to ship it back out again. I mean really... did I miss some YT rant about this because I'm baffled as to how this hasn't been hollered from a rooftop like the rest of the info out there has.
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
he was saying on snapchat (dont have the receipt unfortunately, but it was about a week ago) that his pigments were in stock to be shipped from canada, so the shipping in canada would be very quick. however, i think this is bullshit, and he's shipping everything from his flat- i mean, why else would he have all those goddamn baggies for the pigments just sitting around his place?Jesters Trix wrote:does anyone remember where HE said his stuff was being manufactured? I remember the SC he said he couldn't do it in the UK for one reason or another (strict regulation etc) . I was looking over the FDA site (sorry if this is repeated) but anything he shipped to the US is still subject to FDA regulations (per their website). That being said, if he didn't manufacture here (and we know he didn't "PRC") I recall someone mentioning that he supposedly shipped all of his makeup from whatever "manufacturing location" to the US and Canada to warehouse it? I'm a little surprised that no one on YT is jumping all over that because no matter what he says, there is no way that is legit. Either it's being made here (which it isn't) and is subject to FDA testing which takes some time to get done, or he's paying to have all this shit shipped over seas to store it, only to ship it back out again. I mean really... did I miss some YT rant about this because I'm baffled as to how this hasn't been hollered from a rooftop like the rest of the info out there has.
sidenote: i detest how he says canada. he pronounces it like it's a youtubers name he's disrespecting
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OnionButt wrote:So by JK logic since I wear Marc Jacobs can i say I’ve been the face of Marc Jacobs Beauty?? Cause that would be freaking amazing to add to my resumemonak wrote:He drank a Pepsi once. That's why it's on his LinkedIn.
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
LOL you mean those EXTRA LUX bags of his?? HE went on and on about how special they were and that he totally "forgot" to tell people the would be getting those too. I mean dude... it's a paper bag. Stop the madness.bitchboy wrote:he was saying on snapchat (dont have the receipt unfortunately, but it was about a week ago) that his pigments were in stock to be shipped from canada, so the shipping in canada would be very quick. however, i think this is bullshit, and he's shipping everything from his flat- i mean, why else would he have all those goddamn baggies for the pigments just sitting around his place?Jesters Trix wrote:does anyone remember where HE said his stuff was being manufactured? I remember the SC he said he couldn't do it in the UK for one reason or another (strict regulation etc) . I was looking over the FDA site (sorry if this is repeated) but anything he shipped to the US is still subject to FDA regulations (per their website). That being said, if he didn't manufacture here (and we know he didn't "PRC") I recall someone mentioning that he supposedly shipped all of his makeup from whatever "manufacturing location" to the US and Canada to warehouse it? I'm a little surprised that no one on YT is jumping all over that because no matter what he says, there is no way that is legit. Either it's being made here (which it isn't) and is subject to FDA testing which takes some time to get done, or he's paying to have all this shit shipped over seas to store it, only to ship it back out again. I mean really... did I miss some YT rant about this because I'm baffled as to how this hasn't been hollered from a rooftop like the rest of the info out there has.
sidenote: i detest how he says canada. he pronounces it like it's a youtubers name he's disrespecting
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
How much do y'all want to bet that Kooky entered something like this and is now spouting off about how he did media for Pepsi?
http://www.pepsico.com/live/story/meeting-of-the-minds
http://www.pepsico.com/live/story/meeting-of-the-minds
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That seems likely, but I think it’s also just as likely that he really never did anything for them and just said he did, sort of like how he fabricated his art background.diomia wrote:How much do y'all want to bet that Kooky entered something like this and is now spouting off about how he did media for Pepsi?
http://www.pepsico.com/live/story/meeting-of-the-minds
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
Oh wow theres lots of reading to do here. I have never seen a thread this active on GG John doesnt know the difference he just think that hes popular because so many pepple are doing videos about him
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I've spent the last 2 days, off and on, reading the past 2 threads. Wow. What a shitshow!
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The level of hot mess is out of this world. Too much for one thread really.Getfive wrote:Oh wow theres lots of reading to do here. I have never seen a thread this active on GG John doesnt know the difference he just think that hes popular because so many pepple are doing videos about him
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K. Now chucklehead is out and about looking for Xmas mailers cause he has to ship stuff out.
Wait, I thought the warehouse was doing it? Damn, the lies are getting harder and harder to track
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So I'm confused about his recent post about shipping, is the factory sending the product to him and then is he sending out the makeup?
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
John Cowan is a cunt. Not sure how trustworthy this is but I thought I'd share.
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I wonder who is going to get PR packages from him
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