John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

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Post by bitchboy » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:46 pm

i hope it's okay i made this! i'm just excited to see the section grow. gossip away! :tu: :tu:
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Post by Ovaryfruit » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:47 pm

Well done! Good name!!


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Ovaryfruit wrote:Well done! Good name!!


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thank you!! :tu:
LeGarconBleu wrote:I missed petty Page's video, is it worth watching at this point?

Did he address the ingredients being absent at all? It all the blocking on Twitter?


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he sort of talked circles around paige- i don't necessarily blame her, but she didn't ask great questions either. but mostly he was, characteristically, evasive about every single thing. if you wanna see how creepy he acts when interacting directly with another human being, go ahead and check it out. but otherwise, there isn't much to see. it's just the same lies he's been telling this whole time :?
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Re: John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by beahunny » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:54 pm

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Post by marni » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:55 pm

Petty Paige did her best with the phone conversation but I don't think she was proper prepared for what she was getting into. I think she thought his lies were so absurd that they'd fall in on themselves and he wouldn't be able to explain them. I think she really underestimated his ability to bullshit. And to be honest, even though I saw through the load of tosh coming out his mouth, I can see how it could sound convincing if you don't know much about what he's talking about.

She needed to be harder on him and push him for details. She let him off with some half assed answers.

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Re: John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by LiddlePallid » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:57 pm

Ughhh I want someone that's going to be relentless with him - but then again he probably wouldn't agree to an interview with someone like that lol

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Re: John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by bitchboy » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:59 pm

marni wrote:Petty Paige did her best with the phone conversation but I don't think she was proper prepared for what she was getting into. I think she thought his lies were so absurd that they'd fall in on themselves and he wouldn't be able to explain them. I think she really underestimated his ability to bullshit. And to be honest, even though I saw through the load of tosh coming out his mouth, I can see how it could sound convincing if you don't know much about what he's talking about.

She needed to be harder on him and push him for details. She let him off with some half assed answers.

i think she made the mistake of assuming he was like, an empathetic human who feels shame/guilt or trips up. but he's a grade-a narcissist and she really just wasn't prepared- because no matter how crazy his lies look to us, if he can keep them (fairly) in line and say them with a straight face, he'll get away with it
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John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by LeGarconBleu » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:03 pm

Ok thanks for the update guys.

I found this earlier, it might have been talked about before, it's to do with his return policy.

So according to the gov.uk site. Online retailers must give customers a minimum 14 day return policy from the date of the product arrival. They also must provide a list of info. Including shipping info, forms payment, etc etc. Looking at his website to me it looks like some of that is missing before you make a purchase.

I see the line about excluding items under £42, is this individual items? Is this why nothing is above £30?
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Post by bitchboy » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:07 pm

i think his makeup falls into the forty two pounds or less category, right? do you think that's per item, or per order?
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Re: John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by goddess1999 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:09 pm

bitchboy wrote:i hope it's okay i made this! i'm just excited to see the section grow. gossip away! :tu: :tu:
But, but, but I haven't finished the last thread yet. :D
I'm too old for this shit! :love2: :rofl:

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Re: John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by LeGarconBleu » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:10 pm

bitchboy wrote:i think his makeup falls into the forty two pounds or less category, right? do you think that's per item, or per order?
So nothing above applies because he's under that mark?


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LeGarconBleu wrote:
bitchboy wrote:i think his makeup falls into the forty two pounds or less category, right? do you think that's per item, or per order?
So nothing above applies because he's under that mark?


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that's how i understand it, at least. if anyone else has a different read, please feel free to correct me... politely, lol
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Post by malone7384 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:11 pm

Following......great thread name!

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Re: John "Chief Exaggeration Officer" Crookian - Part 5

Post by LiddlePallid » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:16 pm

So he had to upload a 24 minute video talking about his fucking CHUBES again! And I loved his excuse for why he typed SERVER OVERLOAD on the front page lmao! "It wasn't loading the pictures so it made sense to let people know" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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LiddlePallid wrote:So he had to upload a 24 minute video talking about his fucking CHUBES again! And I loved his excuse for why he typed SERVER OVERLOAD on the front page lmao! "It wasn't loading the pictures so it made sense to let people know" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i even saw minions on twitter calling him out on the fake server overload (though they called it "a tease" lol), so i don't even know what he's trying to accomplish. there's no good reason to fake an error.
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Post by yadayadayeah » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:35 pm

bitchboy wrote:i hope it's okay i made this! i'm just excited to see the section grow. gossip away! :tu: :tu:
Since the last thread got closed, I'll @ you here along with @Bbbaby. That was information that I found that was posted on twitter without credit to GG. I am entitled to feel however I want about that. If I want to be shady, that is my prerogative since that was my info reposted. Don't be surprised things get shady on a site dedicated to gossip. If that twitter user is a member of the board they should know to give credit because of the site history. I thought it was just a lurker stealing shit from here to gain a following.

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Post by pradacandyxo » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:41 pm

I wonder if anyone will receive his scametics
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Post by twizllers » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:42 pm

I checked his socialblade and he has started losing subscribers. I wonder why :rofl:

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Post by bitchboy » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:43 pm

pradacandyxo wrote:I wonder if anyone will receive his scametics
all evidence points to the fact that he doesn't even have stock yet :? to get these things shipped to his "warehouse" (aka loft) and then out to every single person is going to take him a damn while, i'm sure. or he'll ship them straight from china and leave the usa customers with the import fees. what a nice guy.
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Post by dirtdiver » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:48 pm

I've been lurking here for a loooooong time, and I'm wondering if any legal action is being taken against John. I don't think there's any way of knowing until shit actually starts hitting the fan. I'm guessing he took ~dirty money, an ORIGINAL Krookian shade, off of his website because one of J*'s lawyer's contacted him. There are so many things he could get in legal trouble for that he's doing, I'm really just excited to see how this will end.
Also: even in the video he uploaded today, he couldn't pay for enough likes to combat all the dislikes. It's nearly half liked and half disliked. :corn:

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Post by yadayadayeah » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:51 pm

dirtdiver wrote:I've been lurking here for a loooooong time, and I'm wondering if any legal action is being taken against John. I don't think there's any way of knowing until shit actually starts hitting the fan. I'm guessing he took ~dirty money, an ORIGINAL Krookian shade, off of his website because one of J*'s lawyer's contacted him. There are so many things he could get in legal trouble for that he's doing, I'm really just excited to see how this will end.
Also: even in the video he uploaded today, he couldn't pay for enough likes to combat all the dislikes. It's nearly half liked and half disliked. :corn:
Jeffree can't sue over the color / name. It would be a waste of his time to try. IMO, Dirty Money sold really poorly. Like only 10 units bad. Which is why John is claiming he is discontinuing it over the controversy in order to save face.

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Post by DramaMyLlama » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:54 pm

marni wrote:Petty Paige did her best with the phone conversation but I don't think she was proper prepared for what she was getting into. I think she thought his lies were so absurd that they'd fall in on themselves and he wouldn't be able to explain them. I think she really underestimated his ability to bullshit. And to be honest, even though I saw through the load of tosh coming out his mouth, I can see how it could sound convincing if you don't know much about what he's talking about.

She needed to be harder on him and push him for details. She let him off with some half assed answers.
JK called her super out of the blue, and she already seemed very stressed in her live stream, so I don't blame her for not pushing harder/asking the right questions. It still bugs me though, if she had had some warning the she probably could've taken him down completly. JK was watching the stream on YouTube tho, so the conspiracy theorist in me says he did it at that point intentionally :? Tho I totally agree with what u said, she totally underestimated his shiftiness, and should have been way more specific with her questions.

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Post by ohsnapp » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:54 pm

I can't even believe what this has become. I didn't think it would be good but the drama surrounding it has been gold lol

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Post by manged » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:56 pm

Damn, is the YouNow gone from Paige's channel now? I wanted to watch the mess.

Can we fast forward to when people actually start receiving these and giving reviews (if that ever actually happens)?

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Post by DramaMyLlama » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:57 pm

yadayadayeah wrote:
dirtdiver wrote:I've been lurking here for a loooooong time, and I'm wondering if any legal action is being taken against John. I don't think there's any way of knowing until shit actually starts hitting the fan. I'm guessing he took ~dirty money, an ORIGINAL Krookian shade, off of his website because one of J*'s lawyer's contacted him. There are so many things he could get in legal trouble for that he's doing, I'm really just excited to see how this will end.
Also: even in the video he uploaded today, he couldn't pay for enough likes to combat all the dislikes. It's nearly half liked and half disliked. :corn:
Jeffree can't sue over the color / name. It would be a waste of his time to try. IMO, Dirty Money sold really poorly. Like only 10 units bad. Which is why John is claiming he is discontinuing it over the controversy in order to save face.
I think John was hoping J* would take action, but he didn't. Then he just took it down anyway cuz of all the backlash. Just my theory tho. In the case of other legal action, people on here have claimed to contact the appropriate people about fraud and misrepresentation on his website. Don't know if they'll get anywhere with that tho.

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