John #IThoughtWeWerePastThis KOOKian Pt. 3

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Post by malone7384 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:27 am

Did I hear wrong? At the end of one of his most recent videos when he was talking about changing the venue - he made the comment that it would "really more of a birthday party for him".

Want to bet that he won't be able to give any makeup out because of "delays"?

So basically, people are buying tickets to go to his birthday party. Oh and we are 4 days out and there is still no venue.

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Post by malone7384 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:29 am

Just went to look at tickets and guess what? They are all sold out. You can join the waitlist but you can't buy.

Hmmmmmmmm

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Post by LeGarconBleu » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:41 am

malone7384 wrote:Just went to look at tickets and guess what? They are all sold out. You can join the waitlist but you can't buy.

Hmmmmmmmm
Nah, I think this is his doing, maybe just going to the backend and removing any unsold tickets. You can see the entire page has been edited, info has been removed, and ticket descriptions have been changed.

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Post by Jojodayday1018 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:48 am

What is his Snapchat?

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Post by LeGarconBleu » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:55 am

Jojodayday1018 wrote:What is his Snapchat?
Just his name: JohnKuckian
Beware, it's messy. Can we talk about for someone coming out with a makeup line, and shading other makeup companies, he doesn't really wear any makeup??

His last video he's talking about some blush and foundations he likes, and i'm just like i've never seen you wear anything other than chalky highlighter.

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Post by auntiflo13 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:29 pm

Wow - he's really bigging himself up saying that Laura Lee was aiming her speech about drama channels at him ! She WASN'T - she was aiming it at Karina Kaboom FFS ! Laura was having a dig at drama channels using adsense to make money from lies . Karina has been putting something like 20+ ads in her videos and has been taking videos down here, there and everywhere.

He's also having a go at Laura Lee's website again - has anyone seen 'Kuckian Cosmetics' website.......... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh, and blow me down, he's slagging off Laura for bad spelling but, he's doing an 'intinational' giveaway for his Phoney brushes.

John is speculating that Jeffree ships Kylie's products yet, Spatz labs have their own facility in Chatsworth California, 57 miles away from Jeffree's facility in Oxnard. He thinks the reason for this is the ant's infestation - well, California is a warm place and I'm sure they're not exclusive to one area of California !

As we said in earlier threads...John said his birthday was on the 15th November like Jeffree's. However, in the new video, he states his birthday is the 22nd November !! I wonder if his birthday moves every year? Never mind titties shook - he's one gigantic TIT !
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Post by Me_me666 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:37 pm

He has prosecco and Ferrero Roche’s set up in his room... I’m thinking the “launch party “ is just going to be in his flat.

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Post by Here for the PR » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:46 pm

Me_me666 wrote:He has prosecco and Ferrero Roche’s set up in his room... I’m thinking the “launch party “ is just going to be in his flat mother's house .
Fixed that for you ;)

I don't think he ever left his mother's house: same size room as the one he painted and never snaps beyond the bedroom :barf:

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Post by LeGarconBleu » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:54 pm

Oh, and blow me down, he's slagging off Laura for bad spelling but, he's doing an 'intinational' giveaway for his Phoney brushes.
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HAHAHA, yes came here to see if anyone else caught that. His event page was also a mess, with ticket descriptions having duplicate photographers all over the place.

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Post by Kittyp0mp0m » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:59 pm

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LeGarconBleu wrote:It's also alarming that he's still telling people the "details" are coming soon for his launch party. 4 days away... No one in the comments were even asking about it since they were all clamoring for his private label brushes... i can't with these people haha.
I thought no one else had noticed! no kuckicult seem to be asking in his comments section about the venue (and why he is suddenly pumping out drama videos with no or little mention of the elusive meet up). He must be heavily moderating his comments section or his kuckic*nts are reaaaaallly drinking his koolaid. I suspect he’s gearing up for a manufacturing or delivery fuckup being the reason he ‘postpones’ his bouji clusterf*ck...
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Post by KuckiKunt » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:42 pm

Whoever buys his makeup deserves to be scammed
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Post by dailysunshine » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:32 pm

Kittyp0mp0m wrote:B
LeGarconBleu wrote:It's also alarming that he's still telling people the "details" are coming soon for his launch party. 4 days away... No one in the comments were even asking about it since they were all clamoring for his private label brushes... i can't with these people haha.
I thought no one else had noticed! no kuckicult seem to be asking in his comments section about the venue (and why he is suddenly pumping out drama videos with no or little mention of the elusive meet up). He must be heavily moderating his comments section or his kuckic*nts are reaaaaallly drinking his koolaid. I suspect he’s gearing up for a manufacturing or delivery fuckup being the reason he ‘postpones’ his bouji clusterf*ck...
I literally checked hundreds of comment and I found one asking about it few days ago and I remember seeing another one on another video saying no one contacted them for the updated details. Just 2. But the replies to the comment can't be shown. Shady af.
He said he sold 100 a short while after the sale started. And all these people are no where to be seen right now. At least someone would say "Oh can't wait to see you at the event", ". But I can't find any.
His giveaway requires people to comment titties so there's nothing else but titties in his latest comment session now.

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Post by OnionButt » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:04 pm

It it extremely sad that there is no venue for his fake party. I was so excited to see his fake makeup, & the party with his fake friends. Awe I guess I’ll just have to wait for the sappy sad Snapchats blaming everyone else because his launch was ruined ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Post by gg518 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:52 pm

LeGarconBleu wrote:
malone7384 wrote:Just went to look at tickets and guess what? They are all sold out. You can join the waitlist but you can't buy.

Hmmmmmmmm
Nah, I think this is his doing, maybe just going to the backend and removing any unsold tickets. You can see the entire page has been edited, info has been removed, and ticket descriptions have been changed.
Am I tripping, or was it changed to "private" launch party tickets vs launch party tickets on his page?

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Post by LeGarconBleu » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:03 am

OnionButt wrote:It it extremely sad that there is no venue for his fake party. I was so excited to see his fake makeup, & the party with his fake friends. Awe I guess I’ll just have to wait for the sappy sad Snapchats blaming everyone else because his launch was ruined ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yea I agree, I almost want him to really just get some shit event together so we can see him dig an even bigger hole. We saw samples of makeup on his SC, but who knows, those could be empty unicartons haha.

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Post by LeGarconBleu » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:08 am

gg518 wrote:
LeGarconBleu wrote:
malone7384 wrote:Just went to look at tickets and guess what? They are all sold out. You can join the waitlist but you can't buy.

Hmmmmmmmm
Nah, I think this is his doing, maybe just going to the backend and removing any unsold tickets. You can see the entire page has been edited, info has been removed, and ticket descriptions have been changed.
Am I tripping, or was it changed to "private" launch party tickets vs launch party tickets on his page?

Not sure, this is from 11/17. Couldn't tell you before that. Image

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Post by walnut girl » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:01 am

And of course low res stolen photos from shutterstock on john’s page. This guy is such a cheapo and a scam!
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Post by gg518 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:06 am

Lmao that shitty HTML CSS coding that hes bragging about on snapchat. Looks like my first ever website design when I was 12. Anybody who's ever used HTML knows it's by far the easiest coding language to learn. Making a template (or I'm his case probably just stealing the code anyway) for a website with ONE page that simply links to Shopify or his ticket site doesn't take hours. John has a knack for getting into stuff then acting like an expert and bragging about it to 14 year olds and brain dead adults who dont know better.

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Post by LeGarconBleu » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:33 am

Event is 2 days away guys!

We haven’t seen any products in their entirety, we don’t know where the event is, we don’t even know what the event will be! Haha, it can’t get worse right?


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Post by LiddlePallid » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:48 am

When you go to click on the tickets, they all say SOLD OUT. There is NO way - my guess is he set up this whole fake page to make it look like the tickets sold like crazy, and there was never any even happening in the first place. I wonder how he's going to fake it on social media to make it looks like he's having this rager of a party on the 25th :rofl:

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Post by walnut girl » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:18 pm

am pretty sure he will fake the whole party or something will happen last minute. A launch party tha nobody knows nothing about non existent products that might probably make an appearance as repackaged Alibaba makeup wrapped in tin foil from John’s kitchen! 3 days away people! :rofl:
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Post by Iasomie » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:08 pm

gg518 wrote:Lmao that shitty HTML CSS coding that hes bragging about on snapchat. Looks like my first ever website design when I was 12. Anybody who's ever used HTML knows it's by far the easiest coding language to learn. Making a template (or I'm his case probably just stealing the code anyway) for a website with ONE page that simply links to Shopify or his ticket site doesn't take hours. John has a knack for getting into stuff then acting like an expert and bragging about it to 14 year olds and brain dead adults who dont know better.
yes! it's all stolen copy and paste html. none of it is cohesive and clearly not done by someone who knows how to code. yet all html is, is knowing the tags! i'd assume best case scenario he just used dreamweaver which makes it easy enough for a child. not brag worthy at all, especially not for someone who spends all their time doing nothing or being on the internet all day.

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Post by Kira_95 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:15 pm

Hi guys I've been reading this thread like twice a day I'm so addicted! Made an account just for it!

It's nice to see people that don't see through Kuckian's bullshit like the others, I have him on Snapchat and oml I have never seen such a pitiful excuse of a human. He gives me the creeps like no other.

You know recently in his last video especially I can see I kind of scary evil streak in him, it's unnerving.

Btw has anyone seen that he's been trolling as HFTT on youtube, vaguely reminiscent of the "Kuckians Army" account?
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Post by beahunny » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:57 pm

So his event is "Sold Out" and he is not posting anywhere "THANK YOU SO MUCH! WE SOLD "x amount" TICKETS TO THIS EVENT. SO EXCITED!!!"

This "event" is going to be 15 people in his mum's back garden. He is such a sleazy fraud.

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Post by canyounot24 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:14 pm

Yeah I'm surprised we haven't heard about how many tickets sold...considering how obsessed he was about how many units of Pink sparkles palette had sold. Thought he was all about numbers and receipts ;). I don't doubt that he will muster a few people he knows into some sort of "hall for hire" and pretend it's some lavish event. I thought that was what it was supposed to be? :rofl:
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