Ringworm for Deyes - Part 19

Post by **nixworld68** » Thu May 03, 2018 4:37 am

Ew, he's in Bristol. I don't like it when he's near me. Says he's there to record for a TV show. Can't think what it could be- they don't do Deal or No Deal Anymore

Post by **GetRichFromLies** » Thu May 03, 2018 9:35 am

Oh god I'd love it if Alfie is filming The Crystal Maze celebrity special for Stand Up to Cancer, they are filming that at the moment in Bristol. He would be so stupid on that, but it would be absolute gold to watch.

Post by **sonnenschein** » Thu May 03, 2018 10:15 am

nixworld68 wrote:Ew, he's in Bristol. I don't like it when he's near me. Says he's there to record for a TV show. Can't think what it could be- they don't do Deal or No Deal Anymore

Hotel du Vin as well. Alright for some...

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Post by **kmare91** » Thu May 03, 2018 12:18 pm

Oh... you're kidding.

At 5:26 in this vlog:

Does he seriously say "that's what it's about, blud" ?!? WHO does he think he is....

Alfie the wannabe. He looks a fool, all the time, and he tries using whatever slang he hears to make himself fit into a certain group, which he has a snowballs chance in of ever.

Post by **sockmonkey** » Thu May 03, 2018 11:30 pm

Can we just dwell on the fact he didn’t have a coat so wore a LIFE JACKET.
He probably thought he was being so quirky and funny. Nope. It’s just embarrassing to watch.

Post by **sockmonkey** » Thu May 03, 2018 11:30 pm

Can we just dwell on the fact he didn’t have a coat so wore a LIFE JACKET.
He probably thought he was being so quirky and funny. Nope. It’s just embarrassing to watch.

Post by **Meh2016** » Thu May 03, 2018 11:46 pm

I think he says bro instead of blud, which still sounds stupid

Post by **olivia98** » Fri May 04, 2018 5:13 pm

sockmonkey wrote:Can we just dwell on the fact he didn’t have a coat so wore a LIFE JACKET.
He probably thought he was being so quirky and funny. Nope. It’s just embarrassing to watch.

Post by **olivia98** » Fri May 04, 2018 5:13 pm

Post by **olivia98** » Fri May 04, 2018 5:15 pm

I thought him & Sean were kinda flirty with the ladies in the cocktail making but I think the ladies thought he’s got his name to a gin bar and he doesn’t know f all about gin

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Post by **cuzisayso** » Fri May 04, 2018 9:38 pm

I LOVE how the video where he is suggesting "taking his pants of" or "doing something with his penis" or "showing himself in his underwear" etc.
thinking he is sly by getting all those fan girls that have crushes on him to click on the video, is the one video that is least watched... and not by a small amount either like LICHRALLY by a good 100 thousand views less
It's so awkward it's the same as when he had that one video up of him with a bare chest under the shower and titled it "Zoe filmed me in the shower"
No one wants to see that alfie.. just stop.

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Post by **poppy** » Fri May 04, 2018 11:39 pm

sonnenschein wrote:
Why the fck is he always running??? He seems to run across town for no reason?

so true

Post by **toryvilla** » Sat May 05, 2018 1:54 am

His life and content is so dull he has to run just to make it a tiny bit more interesting.

Sits at home for hours watching popular YouTubers for ideas to steal then runs because he's late due to "sooo many meetings".

Post by **AmenAmen91** » Sat May 05, 2018 11:35 am

So he was there
Whilst Zoe is at her Mums lol

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Post by **shite+++** » Sat May 05, 2018 12:17 pm

Does he normally retweet every meet up picture of he is trying to prove that he has 7 subscribers over the age of 18?

Post by **toryvilla** » Sun May 06, 2018 2:16 am

Looks like he asked her to sign up on Instagram to post the photo just so he could share it

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Post by **joffy** » Sun May 06, 2018 3:12 am

Wearing those stupid specs again to look grown-up n sophisticated?

Post by **Sarahb88** » Sun May 06, 2018 8:16 am

Oh surprise, surprise, he’s lying about his involvement in an event again. Why even bother to say you’ll be there or are heading early when you are going to post evidence to the contrary yourself. He just posted on Instagram videos of him still in Bath and that’s over 3 hours away. If he was just honest and told everybody he wouldn’t be there (and had no intention of it), people would be fine - particularly since a family event like an 80th birthday is a great reason. But the fact that he lies to make money just shows how alone the is.

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Post by **GetRichFromLies** » Sun May 06, 2018 9:04 am

It really sucks, he's trying to get kids to persuade their parents to go along to the festival with info based on the tweet. Zoe let them use a photo of herself in the ticket marketing, and didn't say that she wouldn't be there at all. False advertising, greedy, un-professional tw**s

Cue the patronising telling off from Alfie in his next vlog - "I DID say this wasn't a meetup guys, and I DID meet loads of you on the first day. I'm allowed a bank holiday too guys!"

Post by **SilverBirch** » Sun May 06, 2018 9:25 am

GetRichFromLies wrote:It really sucks, he's trying to get kids to persuade their parents to go along to the festival with info based on the tweet. Zoe let them use a photo of herself in the ticket marketing, and didn't say that she wouldn't be there at all. False advertising, greedy, un-professional tw**s

Cue the patronising telling off from Alfie in his next vlog - "I DID say this wasn't a meetup guys, and I DID meet loads of you on the first day. I'm allowed a bank holiday too guys!"

I'm getting Hello Wewd flashbacks...

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