D.I.Why Deyes: 10000 Pointless Questions Why - Part 18

[Disney_Wolf]

Thanks guys, good luck to you all with watching him

[AmenAmen91]

VLOG: MOTHER'S DAY PRANK

- Poor Alfie instead of editing the day before he edits on Mother's Day and moans

- They don't pick up Narlas poor everytime she goes.. they do it weekly? Is this normal??

- FFS why did he get Zoe a card from Narla for Mothers day?

- Everytime I see Poppys plump self I want to punch her in the face. She's annoying to looking at.

- He's such a tramp. Sticking his hand in the honey and licking it relatively. Tramp

- I don't understand why Sean was at the Deyes mother day. Go see your own mum!! He's nearly as bad as Zoe


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[Disney_Wolf]

Not that I like to defend any of them but tbf do we really know Sean's status with his family members? As far as I'm aware he basically never mentions his family (his dad and brother a few times but I've never heard him mention his mum) x

[joffy]

So he rinses his mouth with medicated mouthwash then rinses it out with water. Idiot has no idea it's still helping after spitting it out.

[joffy]

THEY PICK UP THE DOG SHIT ONCE A WEEK.......

FECKING hell I’ve no words.

Not even the rats can survive in that garden!

[halials94]

They don't only pick up Nala's poo once a week, they don't pick it up everytime because "that's just too much effort".
I honestly can't with this guy. He's absolutely stupid and wouldn't last a day in actual real life.

[nyxnightmares]

VLOG: ZALFIE AND SOPPY SILENT CHALLENGE!

- 2 mins in. He has brought a new laptop for his new team member??? Da fuq

- Alfie looked slightly freaked out with Zoe and Poppy identical hair. Lol

- Trying to open a packet of crisps silently. Some quality content



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Sorry if this has been mentioned, i'm catching up on the thread.
He literally stole this idea from the Sidemen, who did it last week... They get a lot of views so it's hardly surprising he's stolen it.
I also noticed in his Mother's Day vlog he did black screens explaining what was going on, with music in the background... Which a vlogger called Jason Nash does (part of the Vlog Squad in America, with David Dobrick)
I understand there's going to be similarities, but he doesn't have an original idea in his head.

[Sarahb88]

THEY PICK UP THE DOG SHIT ONCE A WEEK.......

FECKING hell I’ve no words.

Not even the rats can survive in that garden!

That's actually pretty normal, particularly for the time of year especially with a little dog. In the summer we have to pick up more often so we can mow the lawn or are out in the yard, but it's actually easier/better to pick up when it's dry so you can put it in the compost easier. If you're out walking obviously you pick up right away, but if you have a large yard that's not really an issue. If they had a tiny back yard where it would definitely require more regular picking up.

Besides, when you have a yard and a dog off leash, you aren't always sure exactly where they went. Dogs like to wander around and sometimes have "secret" hiding spots they like to go (mine goes in a corner near our vegetable garden or behind the shed most often), so unless you feel like walking the entirety of your yard to look for it (if they even went), it just makes more sense to deal with it weekly/when there is yard work to do.

[Antacids1]

Any guesses who might be "joining the team that we've all seen in the vlogs"? I bet it's either Mark or Steve.

[xoxo_24689]

Any guesses who might be "joining the team that we've all seen in the vlogs"? I bet it's either Mark or Steve.

Maybe Holly? Iirc she was at the office when they all went to see the greatest showman after work

[saurusofha]

Who on earth does he think he is that he needs to lock away his fucking washbag in his padlocked gucci bag before leaving the hotel room?

It's got his weed in it that he's never, ever smoked guyssss.

[karaokequeen]

Any guesses who might be "joining the team that we've all seen in the vlogs"? I bet it's either Mark or Steve.

Well, Mark is moving soon. He talked about having a special place in mind and he had a smile on his face when he said that. Soooo....

[sprinkleofmoney2]

Any guesses who might be "joining the team that we've all seen in the vlogs"? I bet it's either Mark or Steve.

Well, Mark is moving soon. He talked about having a special place in mind and he had a smile on his face when he said that. Soooo....

It could be Poppy, Sean or his parents (his dad retired earlier this year)

[novemberagain]

Any guesses who might be "joining the team that we've all seen in the vlogs"? I bet it's either Mark or Steve.

Well, Mark is moving soon. He talked about having a special place in mind and he had a smile on his face when he said that. Soooo....

It could be Poppy, Sean or his parents (his dad retired earlier this year)

Holly celebrated a "new job, new flat and new car" on instagram the other day. I wouldn't rule her out just yet.

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[GetRichFromLies]

I think Holly is going to be the office manager, she'd be good at that. Mark will probably live in Brighton, but will keep his days free for hanging out with Zoe on her 'working from home' days, and generally soaking up what he can get from her in terms of views. He'll be in the office a lot, but not as staff.

[Pastel]

Seriously every time I check this forum, I hope Alfie's done something ridiculous so we can get to a Ringworm titled thread already. But yeah, good old Alfie - boring as ever.

[adoralfloral]

time to photoshop ridiculous hairstyles onto wormboy


(ps: i did not retweet this my cursor was hovering there that's why its green.)

[GetRichFromLies]

Sorry, I'm new to this, I don't know if this will post - but I'm pretty sure Holly is the new office manager, and Mark will be there a lot if he's moving to Brighton, but he won't have an actual job there. He needs to be available to stay home with Zoe on her 'work from home' days.

[sandsgoldd]

So romanatwood made a video saying he’s no longer going to daily vlog. How long before Alfie jumps on the bandwagon?

[smisho]

So romanatwood made a video saying he’s no longer going to daily vlog. How long before Alfie jumps on the bandwagon?

By the end of the week I reckon Alfie LOVES Roman - I think his Alfiestotle ramblings are him trying to copy Roman's motivational talks. The difference is, Roman actually does make me feel a little more motivated and positive when he says it. He's worked hard in crappy jobs in the past and seems to actually be grateful for what he has, and realises how lucky he is. Alfie just makes me want to stab something.