Alfiestotle - The PointlessHero & Schrödingers gym part 16

[SausageNoodle]

Bad mental image

[BasicBtch21]

Second day of being back to work and he’s already late. Firstly, why am I not surprised? And secondly, I wish I could do this at my REAL job


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[pinkfr0sting]

Alfie discovered what a steamer is *slow claps*

[dumblydore]

the boobs pillow on their bed is the only boobs he'll see

[Whitesand]

So was it me or was there a lot of ground work laid on the gym being cold? Next excuse?

[BnJJ]

Alfie discovered what a steamer is *slow claps*

Yeah, and that one hand is bigger than the other. Effin' moron.

I simply cannot give this asshat any more views. I downloaded his video, watched it and deleted it.

[Sarahb88]

Im sorry but for the people who have said he is secretly clever, watch today's video where tries on his new ring. This man in his mid 20s was actually surprised and confused that his fingers could be different sizes. He seemed genuinely baffled that the ring fit on one hand but not the other. How did he graduate high school if he's apparently still mentally 2 and just discovering the parts of his body for the first time.

Guess this is his fresh 2018 content.

[rai1234]

The Gucci get up he has on is the tackiest thing ever. He and Tanya are both guilty of that.

[SausageNoodle]

“We have a busy day today, we have the cleaners round, someone taking the Christmas lights down, someone cleaning our car and the gym getting fitted”
NO TURD! they have a busy day you are just chilling filming them do it! massive cockend

[rai1234]

$400 FOR A TACKY ASS GUCCI HAT????????? Fuck this guy, seriously.

[Shannongm]

“We have a busy day today, we have the cleaners round, someone taking the Christmas lights down, someone cleaning our car and the gym getting fitted”
NO TURD! they have a busy day you are just chilling filming them do it! massive cockend

i think he said "is busy house today"

[ClareKnowsNothing]

That 2018 video could just as well be satire. They have an inhouse photographer??? FULL TIME??? NEXT DOOR???

[Whitesand]

I couldn’t find the Arizona hoodie or the weird V neck one

Ring: https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/jewel ... lery/Rings
£230

Hat: https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/men/m ... ats-Gloves
£270

Jumper he was wearing: https://www.gucci.com/uk/en_gb/pr/men/m ... weatshirts
£870

[IngeN86]

Lol his workout... he has no idea what he needs to do to train correct. Just does a bit of everything

[SoboredGGsux]

Lol his workout... he has no idea what he needs to do to train correct. Just does a bit of everything

I thought the same thing. He has 0 clue which is sad since he had a personal trainer for a while. But he probably thinks HE is a personal trainer now.

Just waiting for an injury or 0 results. Actually no since he'll get bored in about 2 weeks and never touch the "gym" again

[sprinkleofmoney2]

So was it me or was there a lot of ground work laid on the gym being cold? Next excuse?

He'll probably moan about the need for the garage door to be open in order to access and use the gym especially at this time when it's still cold

[rai1234]

Lol his workout... he has no idea what he needs to do to train correct. Just does a bit of everything

I thought the same thing. He has 0 clue which is sad since he had a personal trainer for a while. But he probably thinks HE is a personal trainer now.

Just waiting for an injury or 0 results. Actually no since he'll get bored in about 2 weeks and never touch the "gym" again

He definitely needs a PT, but he had one at some point and still looked the same. He never sticks to anything. He's not even able to finish a round of Invisalign that should take 18 months tops and he's had it for 3 years now.

[AmenAmen91]

VLOG: THE STOLEN GYM IS HALF HERE!

- When Zoe asked Alfie if he wanted apple with spread. I laughed. She sounded like an over bearing mother of a toddler.

-Why is trying to learn Harry Styles - Sign of The Times when he can't play basic keys??

-Also he said he was buying his gym from John Lewis..JL wouldn't take this long

-" Monday is my fav day" because your office is 2 backflips away and you can come and please as you wish

-What happened to him being minimalistic.. forever new clothes

-Looking like a dbag in all that Gucci. So new money

-"I don't iron my clothes. I'm not a big fan. I'd rather wear clothes creased" --- why he constantly buys new clothes, pure laziness. And noone is a fan of ironing

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[Tapestry]

The most annoying part of Alfie and Zoe droning on endlessly about how much they love Mondays is that they're either lowkey happy to brag that they don't do shit ever, or they're legitimately too dense to understand other people actually have to work for a living. I don't know which makes me angrier. They see other people talk about hating Mondays and both say it's their favorite day for no reason other than to be obnoxious.

[luaniko]

Whenever he says "Mondays" all I hear is "mundane days".

Pointless knob - I love mundane deyes