Re Alfie motivational talks, it's like a lottery winner going on and on about how easy it is to become a millionaire and all the work they did to buy a lottery ticket.
Feilx may have his faults, but that song calling out Alfie and that other gleamer for being c#cksuckers is spot on.
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The Pointless Guru - Endless Deyes of self praise: Part 15
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It took three people to tweak up the thread title (ello101 also) - I think we all deserve a holiday now!
The comparison of Alfie to a lottery winner is spot on. Only the narcissist himself can't see this.
The comparison of Alfie to a lottery winner is spot on. Only the narcissist himself can't see this.
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OK so I quit watching months and months ago... I decided to watch a vlog that was recently uploaded and my jaw dropped when I realised they were eating in bed, I think it was Nando's? It's fucking disgusting! Pardon my language but that behavior is rotten.
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His motivational speeches mean nothing because he does fuck all, there's no grind for him anymore and he sits and acts like he understands how people live that aren't as well off as himComolemntfou wrote:Re Alfie motivational talks, it's like a lottery winner going on and on about how easy it is to become a millionaire and all the work they did to buy a lottery ticket.
Feilx may have his faults, but that song calling out Alfie and that other gleamer for being c#cksuckers is spot on.
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In the world of gleamers, I mean best selling authors, writing a title is a months workCitrine wrote:It took three people to tweak up the thread title (ello101 also) - I think we all deserve a holiday now!
The comparison of Alfie to a lottery winner is spot on. Only the narcissist himself can't see this.
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I have question for y'all... let's say him and Zoe broke up, how long do you think it would take for him to start losing a significant amount of subscribers and views?
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I totally applaud the sentiment and chronic loneliness is a straight up killer. In fact, this is the first time I had heard about this service they do, and I am seriously considering signing up.
But Alfie bragging about it on Twitter and being ridiculous in his vlog etc- is he actually going to do it? OF COURSE NOT. If he talked about this sort of thing and then followed through I would respect him so much more, but if he does do it, I will eat my hat.
But Alfie bragging about it on Twitter and being ridiculous in his vlog etc- is he actually going to do it? OF COURSE NOT. If he talked about this sort of thing and then followed through I would respect him so much more, but if he does do it, I will eat my hat.
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I saw an instastory where Poppy was getting her hair done in their kitchen.. whyy??
They have an enormous hose, with a freaking park outside... why would you use another person's kitchen as a hair salon?
They have an enormous hose, with a freaking park outside... why would you use another person's kitchen as a hair salon?
*English is not my first language*
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A couple of days, he has to use her as clickbaite to get a popular video.sa177 wrote:I have question for y'all... let's say him and Zoe broke up, how long do you think it would take for him to start losing a significant amount of subscribers and views?
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Alfie and Zoe hypothetical break up would urge more people to watch both of them actually. If that happened, they'd both benefit for a short period of time, after which they'd likely "rebrand" and pull a Marcus and Naomi. That's probably why alfie uses click baits like that too.
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And how fast would minions pick sides?sa177 wrote:I have question for y'all... let's say him and Zoe broke up, how long do you think it would take for him to start losing a significant amount of subscribers and views?
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I think they'd both fade out as they both get views from each other. Zoe is boring without Alfie and Alfie is boring without Zoe. They're too reliant on each other. A daily vlog from Zoe would just be her sat on her ass all day and a vlog from Alfie would be just as dull, they don't have substance nor real friends.sa177 wrote:I have question for y'all... let's say him and Zoe broke up, how long do you think it would take for him to start losing a significant amount of subscribers and views?
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Concidering that I only started to watch aflies vlogs because of zoe in the beginning, I assume that his views would fall drastically after a few weeks
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Just two weeks to go til Hello World (28/29th Oct)
Should be fun to watch how this goes ...
https://twitter.com/Hello_WorldLive
Should be fun to watch how this goes ...
https://twitter.com/Hello_WorldLive
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sid wrote:Just two weeks to go til Hello World (28/29th Oct)
Should be fun to watch how this goes ...
<a class="vglnk" href="https://twitter.com/Hello_WorldLive" rel="nofollow"><span>https</span><span>://</span><span>twitter</span><span>.</span><span>com</span><span>/</span><span>Hello</span><span>_</span><span>WorldLive</span></a>
Ooooh good point. Is it bad that I want it to be a car crash? Ok, it is bad, I know. And yet...
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The most exciting part of it is that in two weeks he will stop saying Halo Weld in every vlog
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VLOG: MY SECRET BIRTHDAY PRESENT
-Nala is in the bed!!! These idiots wonder why she doesn't listen
-Omg Alfies Amazon prime order didn't come. Boycott Amazon!!!!
-He really did allude that someone stole his bracelet at his work party. Well Zoe said "someone took it".
- Then Alfie changed his tune. And He said one day he will see it on someones wrist one day.
And Zoe trying to be miss fake goody toe shoes "I'm not pointing the finger but I just have a feeling someone took it"
-He lost his cartier bracelet. So he brought another one. They cost £5k
- The fact he cried over a £5k bracelet then said hes going to a charity event..jesus!
-He said About his fresh car smell "If I could bottle this smell up and sell it as a candle. I'd be the richest person" everything is about money
-What did Alfie do for that charity???? Is he going to put pointless blog all over that sculpture snail??? Looool Jesus Christ
-He seems so proud of this snail..looooooooooool pointless snail. I get its for charity but what?????
-The Halloween merch??? Like why??? Who wears merch for halloween??
-As usual getting the whole world to come to their hair.. now Sam the worst hairdresser in the world has come over to put highlights in Alfies hair
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-Nala is in the bed!!! These idiots wonder why she doesn't listen
-Omg Alfies Amazon prime order didn't come. Boycott Amazon!!!!
-He really did allude that someone stole his bracelet at his work party. Well Zoe said "someone took it".
- Then Alfie changed his tune. And He said one day he will see it on someones wrist one day.
And Zoe trying to be miss fake goody toe shoes "I'm not pointing the finger but I just have a feeling someone took it"
-He lost his cartier bracelet. So he brought another one. They cost £5k
- The fact he cried over a £5k bracelet then said hes going to a charity event..jesus!
-He said About his fresh car smell "If I could bottle this smell up and sell it as a candle. I'd be the richest person" everything is about money
-What did Alfie do for that charity???? Is he going to put pointless blog all over that sculpture snail??? Looool Jesus Christ
-He seems so proud of this snail..looooooooooool pointless snail. I get its for charity but what?????
-The Halloween merch??? Like why??? Who wears merch for halloween??
-As usual getting the whole world to come to their hair.. now Sam the worst hairdresser in the world has come over to put highlights in Alfies hair
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Those highlights looking f'ing horrendous. At lease the last ones weren't so obnoxious but there is way too much blonde in the front in contrast to his hair being so dark. They all need to ditch Sam because my god she is awful at what she does.
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Anyone else think it is a bit gross going on about supporting charity after receiving a 6k (I've just checked, it really costs that much) bracelet as a present? Ew.
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It's very gross but considering his lack of morals or respect for anyone else its unsurprising.nixworld68 wrote:Anyone else think it is a bit gross going on about supporting charity after receiving a 6k (I've just checked, it really costs that much) bracelet as a present? Ew.