Lichrally Savage Deyes of Pointless Alfie -Part 14

[sid]

Are they sponsored by Smart Water? Always seem to see a bottle placed in the background

[sid]

[bizarremoments]

This happened months ago but I only just found out when a video came up in recommended. I saw the video of them talking about Pippins death and it pissed me off so much. You can tell they just think of it is an accessory or a cute toy to decorate the house with. Pippin was 3 1/2 and they get up to around 8. They didn't even know the average lifespan of guinea pigs which I think you should know if you own a pet. At least Zoe looked a little bit upset, Alfie didn't look like he cared at all. Imagine if it was Nala. If you're going to treat pets like house plants don't own pets. They're part of the family not a cute little accessory. It pisses me off how they acted. And they better get another one for their other guinea pigs, because guinea pigs get distressed living by themselves.

honestly iam glad someone is commenting this.
if she was even slightly "concerned" or connected to that pig she wouldnt have played it up to the camera like that.
they always have to justfiy obvious things on camera you know its fake. if you watch that vlog she goes "i was so sad wasnt i?" eh yeah.. of course you were that doesnt usually need mentioning. and in the vlog alfie got her the car she goes along the words "i did say afterwards thanks and hugged you right?" she is strange to me. why do you need to explain those obvious things?
like i wasnt questioning you saying thanks but now i do.

anyway regarding another pig. lets face it. i guess its better for any animal she doesnt get another one that would be to this extend neglected and then another one passes away. despite this one being now alone.
*lets not even mention that any small animal needs to some extend free walk around a bigger space. heck even my hamster had the entire room every night to walk in despite the cage being big enough.
she could at least take that pig with a for garden extra cage outside to her huge yard. but we all know she would have forgotten them during summer in the sun and theyd have both died.

in all honesty. theyre not capable of taking care of an animal.
nala regulary gets only backyard "walk" out and rest of the time is a doll for zoe to dress up. that poor thing must be bored all the time.

[LauraMongeau]

lmao that quote describes my life when it comes to study

[blerghhhhhh]

This happened months ago but I only just found out when a video came up in recommended. I saw the video of them talking about Pippins death and it pissed me off so much. You can tell they just think of it is an accessory or a cute toy to decorate the house with. Pippin was 3 1/2 and they get up to around 8. They didn't even know the average lifespan of guinea pigs which I think you should know if you own a pet. At least Zoe looked a little bit upset, Alfie didn't look like he cared at all. Imagine if it was Nala. If you're going to treat pets like house plants don't own pets. They're part of the family not a cute little accessory. It pisses me off how they acted. And they better get another one for their other guinea pigs, because guinea pigs get distressed living by themselves.

Only 3 and a half??? That's so young. I used to have 7 guinea pigs, one of them lived to be 14, and the rest made it to about 10. Mine lived outdoors their whole lives with fresh grass, vegetables and lucerne daily.

I get the feeling Alfie and Zoe think that they're good pet owners because they treat their pets like babies but they don't have them outdoors much for fresh air and sun, don't have any clear routine with feeding, and make no effort to create a nice habitat. Also I feel sorry for Nala not getting walked daily.

[blerghhhhhh]

Also off topic but imagine going to the gym and seeing someone like Alfie filming himself doing repetitive exercises?? So weird. If anyone did that at my gym everyone would stare

[Citrine]

I understand someone like Marcus filming in the gym, because he has gone through a big change and maybe someone might be interested how. But noodle-arms-legs Alfie? He just wants the minions to pat him on the back for making it to the gym once a blue moon.
tbh it's actually embarrassing to watch

[blerghhhhhh]

Are they sponsored by Smart Water? Always seem to see a bottle placed in the background

I've noticed this too. Has anyone seen either of them drink a glass of water from the kitchen tap?

[tok]

This happened months ago but I only just found out when a video came up in recommended. I saw the video of them talking about Pippins death and it pissed me off so much. You can tell they just think of it is an accessory or a cute toy to decorate the house with. Pippin was 3 1/2 and they get up to around 8. They didn't even know the average lifespan of guinea pigs which I think you should know if you own a pet. At least Zoe looked a little bit upset, Alfie didn't look like he cared at all. Imagine if it was Nala. If you're going to treat pets like house plants don't own pets. They're part of the family not a cute little accessory. It pisses me off how they acted. And they better get another one for their other guinea pigs, because guinea pigs get distressed living by themselves.

Only 3 and a half??? That's so young. I used to have 7 guinea pigs, one of them lived to be 14, and the rest made it to about 10. Mine lived outdoors their whole lives with fresh grass, vegetables and lucerne daily.

I get the feeling Alfie and Zoe think that they're good pet owners because they treat their pets like babies but they don't have them outdoors much for fresh air and sun, don't have any clear routine with feeding, and make no effort to create a nice habitat. Also I feel sorry for Nala not getting walked daily.

I feel like they're more like nalas overprotective parents than her owners.
I have to say that they have a pretty big garden and its great for Nala. But it will ger boring very fast. The only other dog she regulary sees is Buzz ( is that his name? I forgot..) At least we never see her having any other "dog contact".
But the worst thing they do is actually talking to her like a kid. She's not allowed on the bed, yet every time they find her on the bed they tell her that's a bad thing and cuddle her afterwards. They constantly confuse her. Just because they can't be mad because she's ≈too cute≈.
They even celebrate her birthday with cupcakes and let her eat ON their table.

Sometimes I feel like Nala is just the dog version of Zoe.

[sandsgoldd]

I’m confused in his latest vlog his office is basically empty upstairs what happened to those expensive chairs he had where someone said they cost hundreds of pounds per one on here. Does he even have any employees because surely he wouldn’t expect his female assistant to sit in an empty house all day or is he just playing imagination in his house where he pretends to be a business man. I’ve never heard someone talk about so much pointless shit as him.

Honestly everything is related to money with Zoe and Alfie. They must have spent thousands on renovating the house, moving, decoration. I wonder how much money they actually have left, owe, and spend daily. Surely they don’t get everything for free. They dropped 2 million on the house with renovations on top, the second house, four cars, pets, bills, mortgage?, they eat out three times a day most days, Waitrose shop constantly, as well as spending more on things like the new computer he ordered.

I’m baffled two people can spend what must be thousand a week on worthless crap and not feel any shame what so ever and consider themselves inspirations.

Zoe: my working environment is very important to me. Alfie: come and see mine. It’s like they’re playing sims in real life. They both seem so unhappy and reluctant to seek help to get better and rely on money to pretend they’re happy.

God I honestly hate them both so much. I can’t wait for them to end. Ignorant mindless rats. (Although that’s probably an insult to rats)

[Citrine]

Also I get the bottled water thing, depending where you live the tap water can be awful! I used to only drink (the cheapest) bottled water when i was at uni.

They have enough money to put filters in.. I mean they modified their tap for boiling water so most probably they have filtered water but just like consuming and buying water bottles.

So he took yesterday off to sort some office bits - in other words someone installed the glass doors for him for the meeting room which he will sit alone in to have skype meetings it'll get as much use out of it as his rented office space

[sandsgoldd]

Also Zoe and Alfie talking about mental health

Zoe: or sometimes I always think why was that person at the checkout rude. Then I think maybe they were having a really tough time.

Yes Zoe. Some of us are very tired working 9/10 hour shifts most days and weekends. That’s why we aren’t always dancing from the ceiling.

[thisismyorange]

I found it a bit annoying when Alfie was all "bless you buzz your eyes have been poorly haven't they"... it's because they're bred to have the big googly eyes and are prone to eye, respiratory and other health problems, it's not just a cute aww bless 'im situation. But they just haaaad to have pugs

[blerghhhhhh]

Should guineas even drink out of water bottles like they said, or should they have a dish? It's a struggle for rabbits to get enough water out of the bottles and they often die of dehydration because of it.

Also I get the bottled water thing, depending where you live the tap water can be awful! I used to only drink (the cheapest) bottled water when i was at uni.

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idunno, mine always had a small heavy ceramic dish that couldn't be knocked over. it's just easier for them

[blerghhhhhh]

I’m confused in his latest vlog his office is basically empty upstairs what happened to those expensive chairs he had where someone said they cost hundreds of pounds per one on here. Does he even have any employees because surely he wouldn’t expect his female assistant to sit in an empty house all day or is he just playing imagination in his house where he pretends to be a business man. I’ve never heard someone talk about so much pointless shit as him.

Honestly everything is related to money with Zoe and Alfie. They must have spent thousands on renovating the house, moving, decoration. I wonder how much money they actually have left, owe, and spend daily. Surely they don’t get everything for free. They dropped 2 million on the house with renovations on top, the second house, four cars, pets, bills, mortgage?, they eat out three times a day most days, Waitrose shop constantly, as well as spending more on things like the new computer he ordered.

I’m baffled two people can spend what must be thousand a week on worthless crap and not feel any shame what so ever and consider themselves inspirations.

Zoe: my working environment is very important to me. Alfie: come and see mine. It’s like they’re playing sims in real life. They both seem so unhappy and reluctant to seek help to get better and rely on money to pretend they’re happy.

God I honestly hate them both so much. I can’t wait for them to end. Ignorant mindless rats. (Although that’s probably an insult to rats)

one day, say in 10 years, the next generation of teens won't even know who they are coz there'll be someone else new and fresh. Their money might start running out and they have no qualifications to get jobs for the rest of their adult lives. They better be putting money away for the future

[justmiss]

This last vlog was perfect summary of his deyes. Get up, do the backflip, move stuff around so it looks like he's cleaning, meeting, buying stuff so in the future it can help him make better videos, eat, buy more stuff but this time just for fun, eat in bed and go to sleep.
To be honest it's just sad. And the worst part is that he's so deep in procrastination he will never start working properly.

And why the heck he needs soundproof meeting room? In a house that he owns... In a countryside.

[ello101]

What is going on in that meeting room that he needs to get it soundproofed for....

Also just my opinion but no one anywhere should buy bottled water. They're disgraceful for our oceans and environment and you'd save money buying a water filter like a Brita if your tap water tastes bad.


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[blerghhhhhh]

What is going on in that meeting room that he needs to get it soundproofed for....

Also just my opinion but no one anywhere should buy bottled water. They're disgraceful for our oceans and environment and you'd save money buying a water filter like a Brita if your tap water tastes bad.


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Agreed. As someone said above they probably have them in their taps. I also did stop drinking bottled for a Brita filter after a while.

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Sound proofing? What the f is going on in this house now? I bet Alfie has another neeew project up his sleeve that he'll try once and it requires soundproofing

[scruffythebone]

What is going on in that meeting room that he needs to get it soundproofed for....

Also just my opinion but no one anywhere should buy bottled water. They're disgraceful for our oceans and environment and you'd save money buying a water filter like a Brita if your tap water tastes bad.


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Agreed, I can see the need for Bottled water in certain countries and in certain situations but there is absolutely no need in the leafy East Sussex suburbs that anyone needs to buy bottled water.

[newtoyou]

Didn't he and his dad spend ages trying to get some massive chairs up those stairs - where are they?

And he couldn't work in his office before because...? He already has 2 screens that he's not using, he couldn't work on those?

But no he has to get sound proof glass doors, a new screen, keyboard and whatever that other stuff was before he can do anything else. It's so obvious he's got the YT equivelant of writers block and is just procrastinating be rearranging. I do that too why I'm avoiding stuff. Maybe he realises once everything is set up in the office, he'll actually have to do boring work alone upstairs and is dreading it.

I'd hate to be his employee constantly having to deal with him rearranging everything and trying to be some innovative businessman, reciting inspirational monologues every other day