PointlessComplaints: Broken Logic and Broken Cameras part 12

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Post by wild_heart101 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:46 am

a bell tent aka another pointless purchase that will be used for a week then forgotten about and also how much junk does he have in the audi boot :o

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Post by MissyV12 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:49 am

Alfie starts today vlog saying bye, Zoe replies 'goodbye my brother'. Alfie is like wtf. I refuse to believe these 2 have any sexual interaction.

The whole speech about Range Rover letting them have a car for a day before they bought in. Could it be anymore obvious he was begging for an Audi R8 for the day.
I so hope Audi don't give in to him. Why even would they though?? 12 year olds cannot afford cars.

His arrogance on the car forecourt too 'let's just go get the keys'.

Oh and Zoe watching Christmas vlogs again, urghhh.

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Post by rai1234 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:51 am

Man their life is really like The Sims. Their house layout, all the pointless props and purchases, the decorations and interiors just for the look of it. It's Sims + motherload put on blast.

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Post by CasualViewer » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:55 am

MissyV12 wrote:Alfie starts today vlog saying bye, Zoe replies 'goodbye my brother'. Alfie is like wtf. I refuse to believe these 2 have any sexual interaction.

The whole speech about Range Rover letting them have a car for a day before they bought in. Could it be anymore obvious he was begging for an Audi R8 for the day.
I so hope Audi don't give in to him. Why even would they though?? 12 year olds cannot afford cars.

His arrogance on the car forecourt too 'let's just go get the keys'.

Oh and Zoe watching Christmas vlogs again, urghhh.
Because car dealers can spot an idiot a mile off, it doesn't cost them anything to give a car away for a week if they suspect the person is childish enough to stamp their feet and buy one in the end.

Which Alfie quite clearly is.

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Post by Nicole x » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:03 am

What. A. Fucking. Douchebag.

Not sure where to start.

Firstly, I wish he'd just buy that fucking R8 already and stop going on about it. Showing the car several times and the price just smacks of bragging. Most of his pre-teen followers probably can't tell their Audis from their Peugeots so why make such a song and dance about it? He needs that car as a penis-extension and nothing else.

'I've wanted an R8 for litcherally YEARS' - er, you mean since you passed your test 2 minutes ago?

Secondly, his complete lack of respect for other people's time is utterly disgusting. How he thinks it's acceptable to continue filming his frog head when he knows other people are waiting for him is beyond me, the selfish wanker.

Lastly, of course he is subscrubed to his own channels. Shocker.

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Post by sandsgoldd » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:18 am

Can you imagine them having a child. *Zoe's in labour* Alfie: hold up got to do my morning backflip.

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Post by newtoyou » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:32 pm

wild_heart101 wrote:a bell tent aka another pointless purchase that will be used for a week then forgotten about and also how much junk does he have in the audi boot :o
What do you mean?!? After decking it out with lights, a sofa, piles of bruschetta and sushi, he'll stay the night with poppy and sean, vlog it under the title CRAZY CAMPING TRIP and use it on a regular basis from then on. He won't take it down in a few days once it rains and the inside is covered in water and bugs. And then it absolutely won't get shoved in the garage never to be seen again because next year he won't claim that he wanted a marquee all along and the tee pee isn't big enough. So little faith in him, you're licherally so savage. ;)

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Post by aehn » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:45 pm

sandsgoldd wrote:Can you imagine them having a child. *Zoe's in labour* Alfie: hold up got to do my morning backflip.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by Cantshutup » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:01 pm

What exactly is he going to use the car for? The daily trip to waitrose?
His so called 'commute' takes 10 seconds, he gets driven whenever he goes to London and it's not like Zoe's always away with the range rover, his car or her mini. (Does she still have that)

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Post by CasualViewer » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:01 pm

sandsgoldd wrote:Can you imagine them having a child. *Zoe's in labour* Alfie: hold up got to do my morning backflip.
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Post by Emmy25 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:16 pm

wild_heart101 wrote:a bell tent aka another pointless purchase that will be used for a week then forgotten about and also how much junk does he have in the audi boot :o
For 'parties' aka having his family round. Will go the same way as the mini pool, used a couple of times then they'll get bored with it.

When I saw the boot I thought where does the Waitrose food shop go??

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Post by Antacids1 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:03 pm

Weird how he said he's gonna hang with Poppy and Sean in the tent but didn't mention Zoe.

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Post by ems142 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:53 pm

apeach wrote:
ems142 wrote:the views for yday's vlog is poor for a Zoella clickbait and Zoe thumbnail video...is this an indication of what his channel would have been had Lazella been more productive with her owns vlogs (Zoe uploaded her vlog of the same day yday too) :rofl:
whoops, im actually guilty of that. LOL. i haven't actually watched alfie's vlog about zoella beauty because zoe already uploaded hers :D
from memory, she usually uploads after him...maybe this is the reason and maybe he pissed her off that day so she thought 'well take this' and uploaded first :rofl:

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Post by i+dont+even+know » Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:03 am

To be fair Alfie is the only """daily""" vlogger I watch sometimes so I'm not an expert but I wonder, is it normal to talk SO much about what the person filming does? Like, I'd rather see him showing a 5 second clip of what youtube videos he has watched rather than hearing "i've been watching youchube videoz for 45 minutez guyz". It's just the smallest recent example but I don't get why he says what he's going to do and either doesn't do it or does do it and then after he says he has done it he explains what he's done again. wtf? He wastes so much time speaking and it's not immersive at all

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Post by MissyV12 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:59 am

Alfie's very short list of things he wants to do with the tent includes 'eat my dinner in it'.
I have an image of him carrying his plate of dinner outside and just sitting on the floor by himself in the middle of this big tent and genuinely having a great time.
Ridiculous. That's something a 4 year old would get excited about doing.

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Post by toryvilla » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:06 am

He's going to hit 4 million today. Although if his subs go negative soon could be very embarrassing if he then falls below 4. The new house boost must end soon

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Post by AmenAmen91 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:33 am

sandsgoldd wrote:Can you imagine them having a child. *Zoe's in labour* Alfie: hold up got to do my morning backflip.
I am dying from this comment

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Post by ems142 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:39 am

Comolemntfou wrote:He's going to hit 4 million today. Although if his subs go negative soon could be very embarrassing if he then falls below 4. The new house boost must end soon

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did you see his insta-story? it's pretty obvious a lot of his subs are bought/bots, it doesn't make sense for him to get so many people unsubscribing and I'm sure him hitting the 4 mil mark is because his minions are creating more accounts for the final push

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Post by Emmy25 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:54 am

Comolemntfou wrote:He's going to hit 4 million today. Although if his subs go negative soon could be very embarrassing if he then falls below 4. The new house boost must end soon

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Wonder what he'll buy for himself to celebrate :roll: Then we'll have another motivational speech about how "you too can achieve your dreams if you work hard enough".....or if you get together with a popular YouTuber.

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Post by sprinkleofmoney2 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:01 am

Get ready for the impending vlog containing "wow guyyysss bloomin 4 million subscribers savage, everything i do for you guyyyssss. Once i start something i never quit. so let's do a celebratory back flip on my trampoline... Yooooooo that's sick. i don't know whether i can show you my special shitty 4 mill PB merch. there's only a few left like 200 so get em before they run out"

Later in the vlog
Zoe's just chillin with Nala. Alfie to zoe "are you proud I've reach 4 million subcribers"... Zoe: "I can't i'm busy" whilst glued to the sofa watching old vlogs.
Alfie: "Anyway Sean and Poppy are coming over later to celebrate..."

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Post by ems142 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:21 am

after his insta-story begging that started two hours ago, he's still 270 subs off :rofl: bet he got embarrassed cos he thought his insta would have pulled in the last 1000 in a couple mins...no wonder radio silence since then!! now that's what I call savage :rofl:

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Post by elliemay10 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:27 am

sprinkleofmoney2 wrote:Get ready for the impending vlog containing "wow guyyysss bloomin 4 million subscribers savage, everything i do for you guyyyssss. Once i start something i never quit. so let's do a celebratory back flip on my trampoline... Yooooooo that's sick. i don't know whether i can show you my special shitty 4 mill PB merch. there's only a few left like 200 so get em before they run out"

Later in the vlog
Zoe's just chillin with Nala. Alfie to zoe "are you proud I've reach 4 million subcribers"... Zoe: "I can't i'm busy" whilst glued to the sofa watching old vlogs.
Alfie: "Anyway Sean and Poppy are coming over later to celebrate..."
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Post by crazydoglady » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:37 am

What do you think the new secret project Alfie mentioned is? My bets are on some shitty app like everyone else seems to be dropping atm...

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Post by ems142 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:37 am

he's back, them two hours he was gone, maybe he recruited poppy and Sean and himself to create the new accounts to sub to himself :rofl: why go to all that hassle, all he needed to do was get his gf to tweet him some subs :rofl:

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Post by Hideandseek » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:53 am

well he's got his 4 millions
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