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Post by mermaid vic » Thu Aug 20, 2015 4:16 pm

tiah wrote:OT but for the love of God please tell me Dan and Phil aren't getting a dog? Phil I have no qualms with but Dan doesn't have a caring bone in his body, he's not fit to look after a plant, let alone a dog.
it's mainly been a thing the phandom wants bc its been mentioned before but lets be real here if aflie who is not responsible what so ever has managed to keep nala alive im pretty sure dan and phil can too
ThisFuckingNunu. wrote:Zoe's tweet about the suit picture;
[tweet][/tweet]

:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

NEVER is the answer Zoe. NEVER.

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"sexy man" ?????? i think all the dirty kitchen fumes are starting to get to zoe's head heck maybe thats why alfie left the trash bags laying around in the kitchen

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Post by mermaid vic » Thu Aug 20, 2015 4:18 pm

Also, he needs a hair cut! it does not look good at all!! like tbh it looks like the kind of hair the one wanna be metalhead would grow in middle school but never knew how to maintain it so it just smelled like sweat and looked greasy af :barf:

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Post by Somsri » Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:32 pm

topgunner360 wrote:I wanna puke
:barf:

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What happened to his invisalign? I swear it's all we used to hear about... and by the looks of it he's tossed it aside like every other fad he has.
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Post by Gurufollower » Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:31 am

So yesterday his laptop ran out of charge on the rain, probably resulting in him not being able to edit the vlog which ended up with him not posting a vlog yesterday but he will post two today. Now, I would call that a FAIL. I am willing to bet, he will still tick of yesterday as a day he SUCCEEDED at this challenge.
All these pictures of him.. he just looks terrible these days. Does he not look in the mirror and think "wow, I look like a scruffy mess".

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Post by megx » Fri Aug 21, 2015 2:31 am

caspar reached 5M subscribers today so him and Joe have both beat Alfie :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by Alka » Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:29 am

mix10 wrote:Though I've never personally found Alfie attractive, a few years ago when he had short hair and none of that awful stubble I could at least see why younger girls liked him. He had a boyish, clean cut, non threatening look. But now he is just creepy looking! :shock:
he reminds me of Russell Brand now

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Post by grumpysod » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:52 am

Badly fitting suit? Check.
Disgusting greasy hair? Check.
Borderline Uni-brow? Check.
Scuffy beard? Check.
Self-important attitude and terrible work ethic? Check.

What the hell is 'sexy' or 'manly' about that?

Ugh. :barf: :barf: :barf:

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Post by meangirl » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:12 am

Hahaha :rofl: I really hope joe and caspar's contents will get better and better, and they will reach 6 mil far before alfie even get anywhere near 5 mil subs (same goes with his damn vlogging chanel!) :FU:

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Post by RoisinDubh17 » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:19 am

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miserlou wrote:Image

:barf: :barf: :barf:
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OMG WTF :rofl: Imagine him on a list with Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Armie Hammer, Idris Elba.. :rofl: :rofl: :FU:

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Post by gossipgal777 » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:47 am

Somsri wrote:
topgunner360 wrote:I wanna puke
:barf:

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What happened to his invisalign? I swear it's all we used to hear about... and by the looks of it he's tossed it aside like every other fad he has.
my thoughts exactly! His teeth look TERRIBLE.
I really don't know why he infuriates me so much, probably because of the way he treats his fans (because, let's be real, that's how Alfie sees his viewers, enough with that whole "chump" bullshit)
Have you guys seen that after he said he will upload yesterday's vlog today (still not uploaded btw) he tweeted "Put two new instagrams up tonight, go check them out 'PointlessBlog'"

ARE YOU FOR REAL?????? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by Sidneycue » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:51 am

megx wrote:caspar reached 5M subscribers today so him and Joe have both beat Alfie :rofl: :rofl:
I don't understand how things like this happen, Alfie is no where in the tops of subscribers but yet he's considered a "youtube sensation" ???? ?

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Post by applebutt » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:32 am

See this is why I think invisalign is a waste of money. If you at all feel pain you can just take it out whilst with normal train tracks, when I feel pain, I take a paracetamol and get over it !

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Post by Guest » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:21 am

Invisalign isn't cheap!! Another waste of money.

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Post by Kimblee » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:41 am

"I'm still working on both of tonight's videos, don't worry they are on the way! They just might be up a little later than usual xx"

This 90 day challenge is going great!! Definitely tick today & yesterday off, fantastic effort!

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Post by bubble17 » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:24 am

Kimblee wrote:"I'm still working on both of tonight's videos, don't worry they are on the way! They just might be up a little later than usual xx"

This 90 day challenge is going great!! Definitely tick today & yesterday off, fantastic effort!

he does this so often, i never see any other youtubers do this monthly, let alone weekly like him. :roll: and wtf.. telling his followers to go look at his instagram to admire his two new selfies. #vaintwat

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Post by WinterSnow » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:30 am

bubble17 wrote:
Kimblee wrote:"I'm still working on both of tonight's videos, don't worry they are on the way! They just might be up a little later than usual xx"

This 90 day challenge is going great!! Definitely tick today & yesterday off, fantastic effort!
he does this so often, i never see any other youtubers do this monthly, let alone weekly like him. :roll: and wtf.. telling his followers to go look at his instagram to admire his two new selfies. #vaintwat
Well if he's 'ever so busy' now, how the hell is he going to cope when he has his office.Although it's got to be nearly a month since he got the keys and he still has done absolutely nothing with it apart from buy pointless expensive gadgets. Maybe we should do a poll on how long it will take him to properly start working from his office - i'm going for never!

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Post by Kimblee » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:06 am

bubble17 wrote:
Kimblee wrote:"I'm still working on both of tonight's videos, don't worry they are on the way! They just might be up a little later than usual xx"

This 90 day challenge is going great!! Definitely tick today & yesterday off, fantastic effort!

he does this so often, i never see any other youtubers do this monthly, let alone weekly like him. :roll: and wtf.. telling his followers to go look at his instagram to admire his two new selfies. #vaintwat
Oh gosh, that made me cringe... 'don't worry guys, I put up two new instagram's so that'll shut you up! aren't I just the greatest?'

I think the only valid reason for not being on top of vlogging is if something pretty serious is going on (a breakup, death in the family, looking after a sick relative or pet, etc) - Nala was staying at the vets so he didn't even have that commitment as an excuse.

One of these days Alfie is going to make me roll my eyes so far back in my head my brain will explode.

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Post by CoeurFidele » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:24 am

And the fact that he retweets stuff like this:

"@PointlessBlog full on recognises me now! I can't believe I have met him 5 times. I am so lucky, I don't deserve this!"
What are those girls thinking!

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Post by carrotgold » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:30 am

laughing so much at the weird crap people are commenting on Alfie's latest instagram selfie... someone said Nala had died, asking if he's shopping for a suit to wear when he proposes to Zoe, loads of children are solemnly informing him that he has failed the 90 day challenge, some people are just freaking out at the lack of vlogs... lol

It's so lame that he didn't even get yesterday's vlog ready to go up today, he's had an extra 24 hours to schedule it

And the way he posted his dead laptop like 'then this happened' is ridiculous - it's not like it's BROKEN, you just forgot the charger so it's entirely your fault Alfie you twat.

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Post by Turn Left at Irony » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:07 pm

Grrrr watching Alfie's vllog

Who the hell gets a taxi to pick up a takeaway? Too much money, too little intelligence.

And the cab driver story. OK a nice gesture, but you make him sound like bloody Tiny Tim from a Christmas Carol. I really do not think his life was changed that much.

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PointlessPurchasesAlfieDeyes Part 5

Post by Cupcake Warpaint » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:42 pm

I will be forever amused that Alfie needs a 90 day challenge to help him act like a normal adult and do his job properly. And he still failed.

What a man he is, you're so lucky Zoe. *Barfs*

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Post by tinnie » Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:52 pm

He's actually making me nervous when he says he has 3 minutes to leave and the proceeds to start telling us his heroic story about the cab driver.

Also to add to the braces discussion. He mentioned that he wears his braces in a vlog a couple of days ago. Something about how he needs to brush his teeth before leaving because he was eating and he needs to put his braces back. But then he also filmed himself eating in the car so... :roll:

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Post by Kimblee » Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:17 pm

I don't know because I never go to Nando's because I always thought their vegetarian options were lacking but according to their menu (http://www.nandos.co.uk/sites/default/f ... t-Menu.pdf) a double chicken wrap + side is £11.75

About £7 sounds right...

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Post by WinterSnow » Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:51 pm

In today's video did he really have to start unbuttoning/unzipping his pants whilst filming himself in the mirror - no one wants to see that Alife, probably not even Zoe!

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