PointlessPurchasesAlfieDeyes Part 5

[tinnie]

He keeps saying that he wakes up at 7:30, but then he starts his vlog in bed, saying it's 9am and he hadn't had his breakfast yet (which he's supposed to have at 7:30) and he's late to the gym or whatever. It's not too challenging to set your alarm to 7:30 if you then spend another hour and half in your bed anyway.

[potato411]

I'm so bewildered why his reaction to things is "YO!" .. It's a phrase used to greet people, it's not an emotion. I don't get it?

[Future_Scars]

He finally might actually get his hair cut


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[crg93]

He finally might actually get his hair cut


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Please, God, please! He'll be slightly less unbearable.


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[ladypete]

He finally might actually get his hair cut


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7000+ favourites. Hahahahaha. The minions obviously aren't fans of the man-mop.

[hoopppppp]

Been waiting for this post all day... And he'll still cross off his 90 day challenge!!!!


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[palmtrees1]

Well this 90 day challenge is going well......missed uploads on both vlog and main channel... tut tut. I saw some of the minions were getting pissed when he tweeted that he wouldnt be uploading a new main channel video, rightly so! He SERIOUSLY needs to do 2 things - BOOK A HAIRCUT AND DRIVING LESSONS.

[abcdefg]

Just caught up on the last weeks vlogs! Apart from being bored to tears, there was absolutely no mention of the 'office'. I guess he's given up on that already just like the 90 day challenge. A massive fail from what I can see!

[beatlesone]

I hope that when he gets his haircut he gets something completely unexpected...like completely shaved except for a little tuft of hair at the top, or a David Beckham - style Mohican.

[Duchess]

PointlessChallenges
PointlessExistence
PretentiousSlob

next thread suggestions!

[bubble17]

90PointlessExcuses

[nixworld68]

Ugh, think it might be Monday-itis but watching his latest vlog has annoyed me so much... They really live on another planet.

Enjoying him getting quite a lot of criticism on twitter about not uploading on time, yet still crossing off days on his challenge thing.

Just realised that he has a car but can't drive? What?!

[ProfessorPnin]

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General rule of thumb: the more detailed an excuse is, the more likely it is to sound like bullshit. I can't believe he went so far as to screenshot the scanning process, especially since it proved absolutely nothing.

This guy is too freaking much. Can you imagine sending a similar message to your boss or professor?! I'm cringing just thinking about it.

[Guest]

He has without a doubt the dumbest fans in the world, if these piss poor excuses continue to work. It is unacceptable that someone that wasted the amount of money he did renting a ridiculous office space to make videos (as shitty as they are) thinks that he can continue to pussyfoot around. The only thing that makes me see a glimmer of hope is that the complaints on his videos are becoming more prevalent. He even apologized to one of his fans who called him out on being late on vlogging.

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Although I feel he did that to passive aggressively sic his fans on her.

[ProfessorPnin]

This kind of stuff keeps happening to him, and it gets less and less believable every time. If he can shell out thousands of dollars on two segues, he can absolutely spend some money on a proper backup system. Or wait, maybe he's incapable of spending his money on anything that's not completely pointless.

[ProfessorPnin]

And don't get me started on his office space. He really should've rented out a unit in a commercial building or even an apartment. I genuinely feel sorry for the majority of the workers in that building who actually have real work to do, because now they're stuck listening to his lazy ass segueing all over the place while shouting, "YO!" incessantly.

[sarahhatesyouu]

Anyone want a good laugh go to the Twitter @alfiestats

[Archmanlia]

90PointlessChallenges for the new thread title?

[Guest]

What on EARTH was that bizarre meal/protein shake/almond bag he had?!

That is literally the kind of thing I would see and think who would buy that?! I've never seen anything so POINTLESS!!!

This kid is going to be bankrupt by the time he's 27!

[Archmanlia]

90PointlessChallenges for the new thread title?

90 PointlessFrogChallenges I promised last time
Once y'all have hit 1000 posts ill do it if the titles ok with everyone

I must of missed that one. Either way the added frog part makes it 10000x better