PointlessWhines Alfie Deyes Part 3

[LadyBugB]

If Alfie wants to exert any type of manliness or express chivalry; maybe learning to drive to take Zoe out on dates might help. I couldn't stand driving my bf around knowing full well he's capable of gaining a licence to drive.

[sweetmm]

I have to say its pretty nice that he book that spa day for Zoe's pre-birthday treat; lets see if they will install a hot tub in their garden.

[chairman_meow]

If only Alfie knew how to drive, then he could take Zoe out for a full on date and chauffeur her. Personally I would find it very awkward when the guy takes someone on a date, only for the girl to drive. That's just me though. Other than that, vlog was cute I guess...

[hawkeye]

Drives me up the wall when I hear Alfie say "I'm going into town so I'm just waiting for my taxi" UGH, LAZY

[SneezyB]

Seriously jealous of that spa weekend! But Alfie's comment about recommending everyone gets a full body massage and goes to a spa once a month was an absolute joke and shows just how far detached from reality he is! Massages cost roughly £100, does he really think people can shell out £100 a EVERY month on a massage?!

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Are massages that expensive in the UK? I have a 1 hour massage about twice a month and it's about $120 for both massages.

[SneezyB]

Are massages that expensive in the UK? I have a 1 hour massage about twice a month and it's about $120 for both massages.

Theirs was £115 ($170) (someone posted the link to where they stayed in Zoe's thread) and I had a look out of curiosity on my local spa's treatment prices and a full body one was £75 but i've seen other spa's charge more than that so would so an average estimate of £80-£100 ($118-$148)

[Cheesey]

Alfies life seems so boring in comparison to the other male British youtubers (even Marcus seems to have more going on than him and he is mind numbingly dull).

[Citrine]

A little OT and I don't know if it has been mentioned before, but I watched Chai's channel a bit thanks to Alfie. He just seems so much more sincere and had better videos that it really is a shame he doesn't have more viewers. Just in comparison there is no logic to why Alfie has that many..

[chairman_meow]

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Ugh. obviously....Looking for fame in all directions of celebrities. How about your fans? Obviously Masie Williams is going to say yes. She gets money from it! (Though I do love her.) How about the fans though who said yes or no?

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Ugh. obviously....Looking for fame in all directions of celebrities. How about your fans? Obviously Masie Williams is going to say yes. She gets money from it! (Though I do love her.) How about the fans though who said yes or no?

*vomits*

I still cringe at that tweet to Liam Payne after the Jamie Oliver party calling him 'bro', and Liam did not even acknowledge it.


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[caitlinx6]

They're catching on coming to their senses

[LadyBugB]

Alfie is so dumb - he's so caught up in being accepted by celebrities he's totally ignoring the very people who brought him there. I'm glad they are starting to see this about him, that stupid follow account should be their biggest indicator. He follows but doesn't tweet, wtf is the point of that account anyway? He could certainly spare a few minutes replying to fans if at least three a day. Watch when he starts becoming so irrelevant that he starts begging his fans to even acknowledge him.

[hey_karolina]

Don't even get me started on that follow back account. Follow people from your own account or don't follow them at all, you idiot


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[Cheesey]

Alfie is so dumb - he's so caught up in being accepted by celebrities he's totally ignoring the very people who brought him there. I'm glad they are starting to see this about him, that stupid follow account should be their biggest indicator. He follows but doesn't tweet, wtf is the point of that account anyway? He could certainly spare a few minutes replying to fans if at least three a day. Watch when he starts becoming so irrelevant that he starts begging his fans to even acknowledge him.

Am I the only one who seen the snapchat of Joe and Caspar mocking follow back accounts and calling them pointless?

[glorbles]

Do people really have a problem with a woman driving on a date? It's 2015 ffs. Chivalry is bullshit.

[ExpectoPatronum]

I think the problem is Alfie's laziness when it comes to driving or even doing his theory test. He's bought a car but has done nothing else and it clearly annoys Zoe slightly as she's mentioned it several times! He needs a good kick up the arse to get him going

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[nurcles]

I can't imagine alfie taking time out of an evening to sit and read the Highway Code I wonder if he's already done his theory but failed, im sure he wouldn't tell anybody if he had.


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[chairman_meow]

Do people really have a problem with a woman driving on a date? It's 2015 ffs. Chivalry is bullshit.

No, but I do have a problem the way he acts being the "man" all the time towards Zoe so I assumed that he would have wanted to get his driver's license sooner yet there he is constantly reminding himself. Unfortunately, he never does it. He probably (maybe not) mentions it all the time to Zoe that he will soon to the point where Zoe got annoyed and told the minions in her vlog to remind him to get it. He has a car for goodness sakes..he seemed like he really wanted to drive for real in that "driving for the first time" vlog or whatever it's called.

[LadyBugB]

Do people really have a problem with a woman driving on a date? It's 2015 ffs. Chivalry is bullshit.

Nope. But I certainly wouldn't be chauffeuring my guy around knowing full well that he can spare a few hours away from home lollygagging over celebs by continuing his driving course, pass and get his licence. This, especially knowing that he's bought a car. And also, the fact that when it comes to somebody who blames everybody but himself for being late and in turn will keep me from being on time. Oh and his ass better be contributing to my gas.

I can't imagine alfie taking time out of an evening to sit and read the Highway Code I wonder if he's already done his theory but failed, im sure he wouldn't tell anybody if he had.


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I'm sure he'd send a tweet to the government saying that they purposefully put trick questions on so that he wouldn't pass. He'd then get his followers to like his tweet and he'd follow them back on his other account. Of course those children will also tweet and hashtag #PointlessBlogDeservesHisLicence