PointlessWhines - Alfie Deyes part 2

[sockmonkey]

He has no decorum whatsoever, it's embarrassing to watch

[miserlou]

Petition to call the next thread PointlessKnob

[knee_svcks]

Petition to call the next thread PointlessKnob

Or AlfLIE Deyes

Ole Gummy

PretentiousBlog

[ProfessorPnin]

Petition to call the next thread PointlessKnob

Or AlfLIE Deyes

Ole Gummy

PretentiousBlog

Or Selfie Deyes... although I must admit, I laughed pretty hard at "Ole Gummy." Where in the world did that nickname come from?!

[knee_svcks]

Petition to call the next thread PointlessKnob

Or AlfLIE Deyes

Ole Gummy

PretentiousBlog

Or Selfie Deyes... although I must admit, I laughed pretty hard at "Ole Gummy." Where in the world did that nickname come from?!

Only speaking the truth.

[LadyBugB]

PointlessChump?

[Notacoolkid]

Salfies for Deyessss

Edit oops just saw someone say selfie deyes

[hawkeye]

He has definitely whitened his teeth too.
This is the first look I got of Alfie.

alfie.jpg

No thanks!

(From Ben Brown's Nov 2013 vlog)

[sockmonkey]

Why did he sign his own book cover which is going up on his own wall...? He's obsessed with putting his signature on anything, it's completely worthless

[hidebound]

Alfie Chinny-Reckon

[Guest]

I feel sorry for Nala being put in a cage with a blanket over it every night.

[sarahhatesyouu]

Has anyone noticed Alfie has started doing the Joe Weller "ello ello ello"

[nurcles]

Omg was anyone else totally repulsed from the clip in Zoe's new vlog where they're at Jamie's Italian and Zoe is saying about how nice the waitress is, and Alfie goes "she fancies me". What a self obsessed arrogant prick, not everything is about you. Wish there was a vomit emoticon

[sockmonkey]

^ My thoughts exactly. I don't know how Zoe puts up with him.

[Cupcake Warpaint]

Where does this ego of his come from? He's a below average YouTuber who lacks any sort creativity and originality. His vlogs are tedious and so very dull. Even his merchandise ideas come from either his teenage fans, or are those vacuous quotes that every idiot posts on Instagram to make themselves appear deep and thoughtful.

All very 'pointless' indeed.

[TrixieMattel]

I used to think he was gay a few years ago - I am still convinced Zoe is just a beard. Is that really mean? Idk

[knee_svcks]

Omg was anyone else totally repulsed from the clip in Zoe's new vlog where they're at Jamie's Italian and Zoe is saying about how nice the waitress is, and Alfie goes "she fancies me". What a self obsessed arrogant prick, not everything is about you. Wish there was a vomit emoticon

I was JUST about to make a post about that. Like no, nobody fancies you Alfie, don't get carried away. It's just like when he was talking to that Apple employee---you could clearly tell she thought he was acting like a child and was struggling to keep things professional. He thinks every girl he meets instantly falls in love with him, lol no if anything they're just watching you make a fool out of yourself.

[nurcles]

God it's so embarrassing how much this really has gone to his head, normally people would make jokes about that stuff but it was obvious he was being serious.

I'm curious how much they tipped, unless Alfie thinks the vlog shoutout was good enough?

[knee_svcks]

Ahh sorry for another post, it won't let me edit my previous one.

Does he have to take a picture of EVERY meal he eats? He looks so obnoxious lol.

And why does he always order so much food? I get that he's a big guy so it makes sense he eats quite a bit, but sometimes he doesn't even finish most of the food, and they don't take it home with them in doggy bags or anything, so it ends up being wasted. Can he just...stop?

[nurcles]

omg I know the two drinks and everything haha. I was (falsely) under the impression the sharing platter was their whole lunch, then came the main, then the dessert looked nice tho im ngl.