BargainBeautyMom General Thread Part 5

[yestheyrereal]

^ She mentioned lasagna in her Monday Keek on her new Keek account: https://www.keek.com/txcrafter4ever

Not sure about the Nestle thing though. I have to admit something -- her YT videos are just so awful I can't watch them anymore. I must now rely on LLCNYC's recaps. They're much more entertaining. Is someone following her on socialcam?

Thanks Lucky! Could you possibly pm me? I cannot pm you on here because of your settings. I think unscripted Derp is usually funnier than when she tries to go all "perfessional" on her vifs.

Her latest vif, and this is true, put me to sleep TWICE.

[SassyGal]

Maria looks like she was giving oral to the jar opening of Nestle' Quick drink powder. For the love of God someone please rescue me from this atrocity of a (ahem) woman.

LLC You definitely bring humor to my world. Thank you.

Where are these?

I wrote that in regards to the pic RTC posted of Maria saying she thinks she over did it on the contouring.

[yestheyrereal]

Maria looks like she was giving oral to the jar opening of Nestle' Quick drink powder. For the love of God someone please rescue me from this atrocity of a (ahem) woman.

LLC You definitely bring humor to my world. Thank you.

Where are these?

I wrote that in regards to the pic RTC posted of Maria saying she thinks she over did it on the contouring.

OH MY GOSH!!!!!! I get it now!!!!!!!!!

[SassyGal]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!! I get it now!!!!!!!!!

Sorry sweetie, I was tired and being a smart ass.

[Rtc_Frtc]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!! I get it now!!!!!!!!!

Sorry sweetie, I was tired and being a smart ass.

But when Sassy is a smart ass, she's a gooooooood smart ass.

[yestheyrereal]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!! I get it now!!!!!!!!!

Sorry sweetie, I was tired and being a smart ass.

But when Sassy is a smart ass, she's a gooooooood smart ass.

Indeed

Sooo...I was thinking about how Derp always leaves that strand out to play with. Nothing profound to say, except that IT IS WEIRD. Also, I think it is funny that she takes a loom kit with her everywhere she goes now. What is she going to do with all of those "creations?" And how is it even plausible that a drink would stain that much area above one's lip unless you pour it over your head. Also, I note that she said "Cafe Latte" when the LA Colors palette was "Cafe Au Lait." She has a little bit of Kailyn going on.

[Princess LushBomb]

I don't even know where to begin on those eyebrows. ugh one is bigger than the other and she needs to clean that powder on it. horrible. And they have no shape!! Really like Mr. Potato head!! lol

No extreme closeups Maria...it's kind of scary. lol

[theluckyone]

I had to smack my forehead. Sorry, Sassy!! I totally understand now. Hahaha.

Oh that selfie... I think it's interesting she decides to post these.

[yestheyrereal]

Derp is allllllllllllllllllllllll forehead. Or fivehead...

[KimiSoYeah]

I have a fivehead, but I also have bangs. She ain't too bright.

[Rtc_Frtc]

[candyfluff]

Newbie here! This woman is freaking riot! She couldn't even be bothered to slap on some concealer over her upper-lip which looks inflamed but is actually stained from juice...
Good freaking lord! How the heck does she drink her juice?!

I am kinda loving this new find!

[yestheyrereal]

She is out of control with the looming. Seriously.

@candyfluff Welcome to the madness!

[Drewberry Moore]

Find her on Socialcam guys (craftybeautydiva1). It is so worth it. The video I just watched was two minutes of her begging for prayers because she has to take Cary to work early in the morning before she goes to work, and she might have trouble sleeping. Seriously?!?! I work three, sometimes four, 12.5-hour night shifts (if I'm lucky and they don't go longer) back to back. I live 45 minutes away from work. So if everything goes perfectly, by the time I get home, eat something, and shower, I get a max of about 6 hours sleep before I have to get up and start getting ready to care for critically ill patients again. Poor Maria. She might not get her full eight hours before having to teach kids how to make rubber band bracelets.
Sorry, I know I sound a little bitter. She just really gets under my skin with her bitching about work.

[yestheyrereal]

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[sippin']

Love that her asthma is only ever triggered by scents she doesn't like or stuff Bubba uses. She piles other scents on all day but they never bother her.

I have asthma, the only scented items I use are deodorant and shampoo. I never use perfume, body sprays, scented lotion. I can't go into stores like Ulta or Bath and Body Works without feeling like I'm going to black out. She's so full of shit with her convenient sicknesses. Her problems are never real.

[yestheyrereal]

I am so confused. Why can't he go to Bath and Body Works? Why does he have to be "careful?" She has been talking up the wipes battle for a couple of months! Also I have asthma but scents don't bother me.

[sippin']

I am so confused. Why can't he go to Bath and Body Works? Why does he have to be "careful?" She has been talking up the wipes battle for a couple of months! Also I have asthma but scents don't bother me.

I didn't the Bath and Body Works thing ever, she's talked about times they went in together and he's picked out candles and stuff. Why can he suddenly not go in there? What did he get caught stealing

Asthma is different for everyone, but it just bugs me that she claims scents trigger her asthma but only when it's something she don't like or when it's on someone else. Bitch is a lair lol

[theluckyone]

She's so full of shit with her convenient sicknesses. Her problems are never real.

I agree with you 100%. I remember back when she was constantly talking about her anxiety, I was super pissed off as someone who suffers from actual diagnosed anxiety disorder. UGH, she's awful! (By the way, she rarely mentions her anxiety these days, as it must have mysteriously cured itself...)

[yestheyrereal]

I am so confused. Why can't he go to Bath and Body Works? Why does he have to be "careful?" She has been talking up the wipes battle for a couple of months! Also I have asthma but scents don't bother me.

I didn't the Bath and Body Works thing ever, she's talked about times they went in together and he's picked out candles and stuff. Why can he suddenly not go in there? What did he get caught stealing

Asthma is different for everyone, but it just bugs me that she claims scents trigger her asthma but only when it's something she don't like or when it's on someone else. Bitch is a lair lol

I thought I remembered her talking about going there with Bubba! SO weird! And I know asthma is different for everyone, and I agree she is full of it with the specific scents.

I agree with you 100%. I remember back when she was constantly talking about her anxiety, I was super pissed off as someone who suffers from actual diagnosed anxiety disorder. UGH, she's awful! (By the way, she rarely mentions her anxiety these days, as it must have mysteriously cured itself...)

She has convenience anxiety. It is there just when she needs it.