BargainBeautyMom General Thread Part 1

[AWarmPlace]

Cases in point:

[yestheyrereal]

She doesn't understand basic hygiene. I mean, just look at her teeth. *shivers*

Another thing that bugs me is when people aren't aware of their own irrelevance. Like, you are not a public figure if all you do is make shitty makeup videos on YouTube. You are not a public figure even if you make good makeup videos on Youtube. No one gives a single fuck about you besides your like three followers. A big ego does not a public figure make.

OH MY THOSE PHOTOS! The nails, the teeth....SO gross! Who cares what you put on if you are not even clean?

And I totally agree about the relevance bit. She gets quite "clubby" with her "sisters in youtube," yet begs for followers in the next breath, even though she ignores anyone outside of the fungiclub.

[AWarmPlace]

Sorry for any innocent people I may have frightened with those pictures. I hope you all sleep well tonight with the Derpasaurus haunting your dreams.

[yestheyrereal]

Hahahhahahahahahhaha Derpasaurus. Maybe someone can photoshop her with normal makeup application? I her, I would be so sad if I did not have her vifs for entertainment.

[yestheyrereal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIx_hBjcLPc

I love all of her bonus explanation for things.

[yestheyrereal]

I like how she recommends things she "hasn't really played with yet." But they are her favorites. LOVE. I should say I originally found Derpy by googling "bad makeup tutorials." I wish we had more Mad Hatter inspired looks.

[AWarmPlace]

Ah, the Mad Hatter. NEVER FORGET.

[yestheyrereal]

Ah, the Mad Hatter. NEVER FORGET.

I could NEVER FORGET. Is there anyone who approaches the level of hilarity of Mariar? Because I have yet to find anyone. I have the latest vif playing in the background as I type and she just said, "you don't even need a secondary mascara." Why does anyone ever need a SECONDARY MASCARA?

[AWarmPlace]

Ah, the Mad Hatter. NEVER FORGET.

I could NEVER FORGET. Is there anyone who approaches the level of hilarity of Mariar? Because I have yet to find anyone. I have the latest vif playing in the background as I type and she just said, "you don't even need a secondary mascara." Why does anyone ever need a SECONDARY MASCARA?

Forehead McChinPotato does!

[yestheyrereal]

I want you to know you just sent me into a fit of giggles.

In breaking news, she just posted another vif!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfr5w0eg ... detailpage

[yestheyrereal]

Okay, I am 9 minutes into the Hobby Lobby haul and it is painfully boring. Zzzzzzz... It is not beautymakeupandmore boring, but still.

[AWarmPlace]

I want you to know you just sent me into a fit of giggles.

In breaking news, she just posted another vif!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfr5w0eg ... detailpage

That's my job. *bows*


Ah hell yeah, a crafting vif! Let's see what's going on here...
-Holy shit, I didn't know she actually goes to the doctor. Why haven't they, idk, DONE SOMETHING?
-OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING INTO CRAFTING. PREPARE FOR GLITTER AND HELLO KITTY SCRAPBOOKING DONE WITH THE FINESSE OF THE TWO-YEAR-OLD.
-PSYCHOBABBLE YES
-Mah hussbund, mah hussbund...This is your haul, damnit. Not his.
-I was right! She shows a card she made, and it looks like something a child makes in art class.
-I'm still waiting for Crafts and Beauty to meet...glue a button to your forehead, damn it! It's large enough to be easy!
-I'm starting to get to irritated to continue, but I will press on...
-Oh my god, when you think about what goes on with her kids, that sticker is perfect. PREFECT. I can't even. "I smile because I'm your mother, I laugh because you can't do anything about it." I'm glad I kept watching!
-She says yet like the not-eighty-year-old is going to die.
-Okay, I'm done. Eight minutes of duuurrrr is enough for today.

Laurieann is painfully boring. She's not trainwrecky enough to be funny, so all you get out of it is a dose of her Prison face. He IG is enough for you to get your lolz from her FOTDS that don't even look like they're there and her crappy nail challenges.

[yestheyrereal]

THAT WAS THE BEST RECAP EVER! I was also having the EXACT same reactions to the VIF! I am at 12:07 and determined to make it to the end. Does Bmam have her own thread? Because I think she needs one. What is her IG?

[AWarmPlace]

If she hasn't changed it, I believe it's Laurieann14. Something like that. IDK if it's private or not.

She does need a thread. It may be kind of slow though. I mean, booooorrrrring.

[yestheyrereal]

Agreed, I have only gotten through one of Bmam's videos but it rules! Do yourself a favor...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VExdAiExI7s

Also, there is NO WAY Mariar's husband knows or cares that much about her makeup collection.

[AWarmPlace]

OH MY GOD.

The hello kitty tank top with her boobs and belly hanging out.
The skintight shorts.
The nonexistent makeup.
This broad needs a thread.


As for Derpy's husband, many suspect she just said things to justify her buying too much shit. I personally don't know about their relationship, I just make fun of 'em.

[yestheyrereal]

OH MY GOD.

The hello kitty tank top with her boobs and belly hanging out.
The skintight shorts.
The nonexistent makeup.
This broad needs a thread.


As for Derpy's husband, many suspect she just said things to justify her buying too much shit. I personally don't know about their relationship, I just make fun of 'em.

Done and done! Bmam now has a thread in the Under 1,000 Forum.

Though that vid is the only one I have watched all the way through, I have shared the LOLZ because it just killed me.

[AWarmPlace]

Ha, great! Now if only she would churn out the lulz like Mariar. Mariar is a regular lulz factory, like the factories her Dollar Tree makeup is made in.

[Fat Shark]

Re: the gouges in her make up

I think they are from her rubbing her fingers in products for "swatching". She probably gets her nails in there to dig.

[irish2006]

If I did not know she owned brushes, I would totally suspect she claws at it with her fingers. It is so weird that she continues to do her shadow like that when she has had TONS of feedback about it. Also, did you catch in her recent video when she said she SKIPPED WASHING HER FACE one day in the last week and broke out? WTF?! She lives in Texas and piles on makeup AND that is just basic hygiene! Do you think she meant she did not wash AT ALL? I am having the hardest time believing that

Oh my dear yestheyarereal, I guess you haven't seen the carpeting in her apartment. Mariar showed something and in the process we got a glimpse (that was enough) of the carpet in her apartment. There. Are. No. Words. I wish I could remember that vif that was in. Can anyone help traumatize yestheyarereal?