Marissa "Bitter, Lazy & Crystal Crazy" Lace Pt 14 #NoReturns

[theillusivewoman]

It was hard to keep up with all the suggestions, but as far as I could tell this one had the most thanks.

Choose joy everyone

[idontknowwhoiam]

thanks for making the new thread!

[soybeanz]

omgggg Noah is in the YouNow! He literally walked in the door, grabbed her face and macked on her pretty hard. I guess they're both on the same level of cray

[logicalnonsense]

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[xkiwilava]

Her insistence that she isn't a horrible dog owner just proves our point. She gets so overly defensive about it because she knows that we're right. How was she not embarrassed to be doing that whole charade on Snap in front of her grandma?

[lynnheidi35]

3 things:

#1: I am in LOVE with this new thread title! It's got such a ring to it that fits this twit to a tea!

#2: I find it hilarious that we were literally JUST saying *hours* ago how she doesn't do YouNow's anymore, and then whudddya know, she pops on. LMAO. This is 'she hasn't snapped or insta'd her dogs in awhile' and then she does it.' all over again. SMH. She is truly our puppet.

#3: Hi Marissa! Glad to see you finally took care of dem rachet nails and *finally* repainted them for your Vegas trip!

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[cats-or-die]

Thank god I got off. The last thing I need to see are two batshit crazy losers making out.


xoxo gossip cat

[Kamakazi]

omgggg Noah is in the YouNow! He literally walked in the door, grabbed her face and macked on her pretty hard. I guess they're both on the same level of cray

Honestly he's got to be for staying with her psycho add and minions for this long..

[Donniexx]

omgggg Noah is in the YouNow! He literally walked in the door, grabbed her face and macked on her pretty hard. I guess they're both on the same level of cray

no freaking way. So happy I left before this went down *cringe*


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[Donniexx]

omgggg Noah is in the YouNow! He literally walked in the door, grabbed her face and macked on her pretty hard. I guess they're both on the same level of cray

no freaking way. So happy I left before this went down *cringe*


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[ShannonQT85]

Wtf...why is Noah there? Unlike Marissa this guy has a job to go to that he just started...taking time off work already? These two are obsessed with each other at an unhealthy level

Can't watch her shit show on younow...anyone knows if she's going to delete this before I can go back later tonight to watch it?

[Helloitsmeee]

Gossip cat, she actually found your Instagram?!? What the helllll

[dulapeep]

Yaaaaas @ this title, nooooooo @ Marissa and Noah making out on YouNow

[dulapeep]

Gossip cat, she actually found your Instagram?!? What the helllll

Gonna C+P this from the last thread since I nearly missed this post:

This fucking cxxt.
She started talking about the return policy snapchats and how it hurt her so much and ALL I SAID was "it was just a question. It wasn't that serious." MIND YOU GUYS I NEVER ASKED THE QUESTION AND HAVE NEVER ASKED HER SHIT.

She responds to it by GOING TO MY INSTAGRAM PAGE AND LITERALLY SAYING SHIT LIKE "(my name) I'm so glad you lost 55 lbs and that's awesome but I wish you had enough respect for me as I do for you. It wasn't just a question it was evil."

WHAT. THE ACTUAL. FUCK. Psychotic fucking bitch. Don't spend time seeking out my personal shit I LITERALLY WAS NOT THE PERSON WHO ASKED YOU ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR SKETCHY ASS POP UP SHOP CRYSTAL BULLSHIT.


xoxo gossip cat

How did she find your Instagram?! She's so fucking psychotic good lord.
MARISSA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS. GET HELP. THIS SHIT IS NOT NORMAL. You are an Internet personality, if you don't like what comes with it then get off the Internet. And quit being a fucking hypocrite.

[Ravyne]

Yasssssss #MarissaOnYouNow.
Here's to another livestream I won't be watching. #notrelatable

[cats-or-die]

She found my account because it was linked to my YouNow name. But she literally went, clicked on my name, redirected to Instagram and read my bio/looked through. You could SEE HER FOCUSED ON THE COMPUTER NOT SPEAKING BECAUSE THE CREEP WAS SCOPING ME OUT.


xoxo gossip cat

[WhoEvenKnowsNow]

Am I crazy or was she eating eggs in the beginning of her vlog with Noah?! I swear the plate in front of her had eggs. How's that vegan challenge working out for you Marissa?

Also yay, glad my thread title got picked!!

[Donniexx]

She found my account because it was linked to my YouNow name. But she literally went, clicked on my name, redirected to Instagram and read my bio/looked through. You could SEE HER FOCUSED ON THE COMPUTER NOT SPEAKING BECAUSE THE CREEP WAS SCOPING ME OUT.


xoxo gossip cat

OMG NO SHE DIDNT WTFFFFF


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[lashesandcurls]

Am I crazy or was she eating eggs in the beginning of her vlog with Noah?! I swear the plate in front of her had eggs. How's that vegan challenge working out for you Marissa?

Also yay, glad my thread title got picked!!

She was at a place in San Francisco called The Grove and it looks like Noah got the eggs, turkey bacon, and hash browns and she was eating the fruit selection they serve. However, she panned over to her eating a portion of—what looks like—Noah's hash browns. I just checked their menu. No where on there does it say that their selections are vegan friendly. I bet all of it was cooked in butter... In fact, I may go in and ask (too much? Nahhhhh).

I hate seeing her in all my favorite spots in SF.

[theillusivewoman]

omgggg Noah is in the YouNow! He literally walked in the door, grabbed her face and macked on her pretty hard. I guess they're both on the same level of cray

The first time I saw an actual picture of him and looked at his eyes I knew that something wasn't right with him. I mean, to be fair, at first I did think that he might just use her, or that it's all an elaborate joke or a social experiment, but I think it's better this way—they're both fucking crazy and by pairing up no normal person has to date them.