Lidls' arch frenemy Claire had been having a swanky wedding do at the Ritz.. this made Lidl green with envy.. even her ByTerrible gunk in shade Walnut couldn't hide the level of green she went! Nothing made lidl more angry than someone who had more money than her. Lidl had had to have a freebie wedding on a tuesday, at a mortuary for animals. Her wedding had been a rather bizarre affair, she dressed in half sports wear and half ostrich... guests thought this was her way of keeping theme with the dead stuffed animals. Anyhow, to see Claire at such a luxe venue on a Saturday, looking extra classy for, not her first wedding.. but her second.. this sent lidl into all sorts of a meltdown. She started hunting for another wedding venue for herself and Ali.. she could maybe drop hints that she would like a second wedding too. Always one to moan about people copying her.. lidl always failed to notice that it was in fact her, who would copy everyone else.
Of late, lidls luxe crown had most definitely slipped.. she been been trying to shill cheap clothes to the minions but she longed to be luxe again... she had been begging for a new car now for quite a while but to no avail. Carrie the house elf, had clearly been letting her down in this department, so lidl thought she would ask Ali to help her instead. Ali had quite a following and seemed to have his shit together far better than little Miss Never Takes A shower, so she put him to work... his job was to beg for a new car. It couldn't just be any car though.. it needed to be one her Grandparents used to own. Aston Martin. Lidl thought as her Grandparents used to drive one that would somehow make her uber cool.. just from some weird association. Lidl liked to name drop her luxe grandparents but seemed to forget that they must not have cared for their darling granddaughter the way she cared for them. As they had left her
