IamChavette (IamChouquette)

[QueenC]

Why would you wait 3 years? I don’t get it, it’s so odd. It doesn’t make sense.

[stubbssie]

Why would you wait 3 years? I don’t get it, it’s so odd. It doesn’t make sense.

It's just some BS. She probably just wanted to have another wedding because she is insufferable.

[enfeuamour]

Why would you wait 3 years? I don’t get it, it’s so odd. It doesn’t make sense.

It's just some BS. She probably just wanted to have another wedding because she is insufferable.

According to her IG story, she said they waited mainly for her grandparents to get well enough to attend. I think there were additional reasons as well which are explained in a recent YT vid but unfortunately I’m not going to watch that, lol.

[queenofsaigon]

she said it's because they got married in france so didn't have a legal marriage in the UK so needed to do a registry office wedding, so she's made a big do at the ritz!!

Really?! So they weren't legally married for 3 years? But there must be ways to marry in France and still have a legal marriage in the UK if you get the necessary documents, right?
I thought she said they have this wedding ceremony in the UK because some of her relatives couldn't attend the wedding in France.

Anyway, what do you think of Claire's new wedding dress:

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I'm really trying to like this dress but it's just a big no no. It's not complementing her figure at all, and on top of that is ill fitted #sadface

[Hunevoque]

Claire is trying the Donald trump orange skin tone, and Iit looks bad! She is such a mess!

[Gusber]

What a mess!! No class or elegance whatsoever. She’s trying to be all ‘rich European’ but she can’t pull it off at all. The dress Meghan Markle wore - THAT is classy!

[Contemptress]

Just why?? This probably cost her a couple of thousand quid too


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[kurkuma]

Just why??? This probably cost her a couple of thousand quid too


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Because they have too much money I guess.
I really love lace, but in my opinion that outfit looks a bit too much like lingerie. And the bag and those big earrings...

Also, looking at the Instagram posts about her wedding, I can't help but wondering how much of it was sponsored. She is tagging so many brands in every post. It feels really tacky. Just like Lydia's wedding...

[Brigante]

She has a rare knack of making every item she puts on her orange carcass look as though it cam from Romford market.

It's quite the talent to look that cheap.

[Lateg0ssiper]

She's saying she only wanted people that really matter to her at this wedding, so why was Sophie Shohet there? They've been at some of the same events but they're not exactly good friends, surely? Maybe this is a dig at Lydia, Claire was at Lydia's wedding but Lydia wasn't at hers!

[marakoojah_]

Just why?? This probably cost her a couple of thousand quid too

looks trashy. i don’t understand what look she’s going for “vegas wedding at the chapel” “stripper getting married” like what is that???

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[queenofsaigon]

Really not surprised she’s got a tramp stamp plus I’m crying over the bad photoshop job.


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[queenofsaigon]

sorry for the double post. Tapatalk is acting up

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[queenofsaigon]

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looks trashy. i don’t understand what look she’s going for “vegas wedding at the chapel” “stripper getting married” like what is that???

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her face tan is making her look dirty :sick:

[Contemptress]

I love that she thinks people hate the outfit because she’s overdressed. No lovely it’s because you look like Donald Trump wearing a grandma’s net curtain!

Money can buy you things but it can’t buy you style


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[stubbssie]

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looks trashy. i don’t understand what look she’s going for “vegas wedding at the chapel” “stripper getting married” like what is that???

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her face tan is making her look dirty :sick:

Imagine what the inside of that white outfit looks like with her tacky self tan smeared all over it

[Brigante]

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looks trashy. i don’t understand what look she’s going for “vegas wedding at the chapel” “stripper getting married” like what is that???

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her face tan is making her look dirty :sick:

Imagine what the inside of that white outfit looks like with her tacky self tan smeared all over it

Like the Turin fecking shroud.

[marakoojah_]

Really not surprised she’s got a tramp stamp plus I’m crying over the bad photoshop job.


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where is the big booty she says she has?


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[Guest]

Does anyone think Claire might be pregnant or starting a family soon?
I know its impolite to speculate as you never know what someone's going through, but she's posted two hints now. One was saying her Macaron tower would be great for a baby shower, and another is a list of boys names in a book she's reading...

[Gusber]

Just watched her ‘wedding’ video. Hilarious that she used LEM’s signature track in the second half! The song we were all SO sick of!! The TERMINALLY ill father also puts in an appearance. Remember everyone, she grew up with a TERMINALLY ill father, who’s still kicking around. I suspect Puff Pastry needs to find a dictionary... I also love that she wore chemie’s underneath her robe, where other, more normal folk might have worn a chemise... All very funny and classic Puff Pastry