IamChavette (IamChouquette)

[beahunny]

do people actually watch her 1 hour vlogs? good lord the patience those people must have


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I physically can't watch her vlogs for any length of time and it's not because I hate her (I don't hate her). I can't stand her lack of focus. She has no idea how to convey a precise thought. When she is unboxing something I am interested in, I will play her video and just hit the forward arrow to skip to the part I want to watch. She will take 5+ MINUTES and still NOT GET TO THE POINT. I will hit forward a bunch and 8 minutes later, she is still painfully circling the airport trying to land her point. It's hilariously dreadful. She is marvelous at this.

She is lucky she doesn't have to work for a living. No office job would coddle such inarticulate, aimless communications.

[catonroof1]

Chavette sounds about right. And yes, like it or not, she embodies a certain stereotype from Essex...she has the ignorance, small mindedness and outright stupidity down to the t.

[Scorpio89]

Lol, her latest vid on YT has been up for 1 day, and is only watched 290 times

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[Sybil Vane]

Weird how ParisJulien is completely out of the picture in her latest very chaotic vlog, making her Mum driving her to the train station, using public transportation and surviving without a concealer or proper shoes during two days in London since he bailed out on her twice, poor thing

[Ouchies]

Weird how ParisJulien is completely out of the picture in her latest very chaotic vlog, making her Mum driving her to the train station, using public transportation and surviving without a concealer or proper shoes during two days in London since he bailed out on her twice, poor thing

Chaotic is an understatement; this woman is all over the place. Time for her meds to be adjusted. She is such a car crash. Poor Julien is probably off trying to make some money to pay for his wretched wife’s constant purchases. Epitome of tacky wearing a bunch of designer pieces together. She is an exhausting try hard.

[Sybil Vane]

Nobody's behind the wheel...

[Leii]

She looks swollen and awful Fillers?

[lurkingin94123]

She looks swollen and awful Fillers?

I believe she said she recently got her braces tightened???



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[Scorpio89]

Once a chav, always a chav. That skirt is so rediculous.

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[Ahuja]

y is everyone buying that ugly red sweater from chanel? like y do u want to look like a tele tubby....

[Ouchies]

‘So, my 5k loyal followers, who is hate following me, and feeding me to the gossip sites?!Can this dumbass be any more transparent? Her feral, rat-faced orange carcass deserves waaay more airplay here than she receives. Clever, she is not.

[Ouchies]

‘So, my 5k loyal followers, who is hate following me, and feeding me to the gossip sites?!Can this dumbass be any more transparent? Her feral, rat-faced orange carcass deserves waaay more airplay here than she receives. Clever, she is not.

Poll showed 45% did hate follow, so now rat face is wallowing in her dog-shit stained house, lamenting the value of cutting loose her teeny tiny following, and screeching at Julian how she is so misunderstood. Pathetic.

[gumdropdrive]

[Sybil Vane]

You know, current affairs aren't featured in Porter magazine, sooo...

[gumdropdrive]

You know, current affairs aren't featured in Porter magazine, sooo...

She’s so ignorant

[Sybil Vane]

You know, current affairs aren't featured in Porter magazine, sooo...

She’s so ignorant

And it's an understatement...

[beahunny]

A world-class city like London has gorgeous architecture, cobblestone streets leading to buildings 1000 years old and sublime city parks with their own historical statues, sculptures and picturesque trees. The most amateur fashion photographer could easily find a beautiful backdrop to photograph their outfits.

Our creative genius Claire picks a road under-construction to film her outfit of the day. How can anyone compete with such brilliance and ingenuity?

[Sybil Vane]

A world-class city like London has gorgeous architecture, cobblestone streets leading to buildings 1000 years old and sublime city parks with their own historical statues, sculptures and picturesque trees. The most amateur fashion photographer could easily find a beautiful backdrop to photograph their outfits.

Our creative genius Claire picks a road under-construction to film her outfit of the day. How can anyone compete with such brilliance and ingenuity?

She's obviously using an allegory between the wax-strips-post-brazilian-waxing-session-posing-as-lapels and the road under construction behind her! It's visual ART masterclass from Essex Ratface Fashion Specialist!

Fashion Specialist my ass. What a horrid awful ridicule style

[Guest]

Maybe I sound crazy but I actually believe her robbery stories. My in laws live in a fairly large home (5 bed 4 bath) and drive flashy cars. Their house was robbed near Christmas last year (even though they have cctv and a gate the robbers wore ski masks). There was a reattempt at robbing their house the same time this year almost exactly 1 year later.

Most robbers want people to be home so they can threaten them and get them to tell them where their valuables are (jewels, watches etc)

Robberies are unfortunately really common in the UK and most of the robbers are travellers who Rob from town to town.

[gossipy locks]

Maybe I sound crazy but I actually believe her robbery stories. My in laws live in a fairly large home (5 bed 4 bath) and drive flashy cars. Their house was robbed near Christmas last year (even though they have cctv and a gate the robbers wore ski masks). There was a reattempt at robbing their house the same time this year almost exactly 1 year later.

Most robbers want people to be home so they can threaten them and get them to tell them where their valuables are (jewels, watches etc)

Robberies are unfortunately really common in the UK and most of the robbers are travellers who Rob from town to town.

Wow, that's horrific!