Caroline TheObnoxiousOversizedChild Hirons PT2

[bengalibella]

I'm surprised that she is ok with Ava's pictures on Instagram. I don't think I would like to see almost naked pictures of my 16 year old daughter there.

Jesus Caroline take the poor girl for a bra fitting.

She's too busy being the Queen of Beauty rather than pay attention to her 16 yo daughter and her IG account

[Guest]

This woman is very ugly, inside and out

[strangegirl_58]

I walked into John Lewis and who I see giving a clarins coass!?!

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[Guest]

Did anyone see what she said on her IG post about being a mother? She said she's always wanted kids, while her best friend has never wanted any at all. Women can make their own choices about having kids.

Okay, great.

THEN in the comments she says she made her friend godmother to Ava "to punish her."

Seriously? If someone has made it very clear they don't want kids, why would you think they'd want to be a godparent and have that responsibility? And why the fuck are you "punishing" her? Probably because you're jealous your friend has free time, plump skin, and some estrogen left.

Ugh she makes me sick. I'd hate to have a friend like her. She's such a miserable bitch.

[WORDSALAD]

She's certainly putting me off buying Clarins ever again

[Shoulda_Left_It]

My daughter is 22 - so I have some experience with a teenage daughter - but let me say, if my daughter’s IG account had ever had the kind of photos Ava’s does/has at 15-17 years old, she wouldn’t have had a cell phone or computer to take or post photos with!! It’s really pathetic. My child doesn’t even post photos like that now at 22. Caroline even commented on one something along the lines of “so glad to finally see you in clothes.” Sad. I can only imagine what she gets up to that Caroline doesn’t know if she is posting what she does on a public IG.

[luthieenn]

My daughter is 22 - so I have some experience with a teenage daughter - but let me say, if my daughter’s IG account had ever had the kind of photos Ava’s does/has at 15-17 years old, she wouldn’t have had a cell phone or computer to take or post photos with!! It’s really pathetic. My child doesn’t even post photos like that now at 22. Caroline even commented on one something along the lines of “so glad to finally see you in clothes.” Sad. I can only imagine what she gets up to that Caroline doesn’t know if she is posting what she does on a public IG.

My thoughts exactly!

[eastsidebabe]

Did anyone see that Shiseido bought Drunk Elephant for $850million. Guess they didn't take Hirons criticism into account.

[agirlwillbequeen]

Did anyone see that Shiseido bought Drunk Elephant for $850million. Guess they didn't take Hirons criticism into account.

Probably egged them on as she's so dismissive of any Eastern skincare.

[Rosie34567]

Did anyone see that Shiseido bought Drunk Elephant for $850million. Guess they didn't take Hirons criticism into account.

Lol she really does think that companies actually care about her opinion. It's like how she claimed Estee Lauder changed some of their packaging because she didn't like the previous packaging....um OR it was the thousands of customers' feedback and the marketing team's decision, Caroline She has such an inflated view of herself it borders on delusional.

[Rosie34567]

My daughter is 22 - so I have some experience with a teenage daughter - but let me say, if my daughter’s IG account had ever had the kind of photos Ava’s does/has at 15-17 years old, she wouldn’t have had a cell phone or computer to take or post photos with!! It’s really pathetic. My child doesn’t even post photos like that now at 22. Caroline even commented on one something along the lines of “so glad to finally see you in clothes.” Sad. I can only imagine what she gets up to that Caroline doesn’t know if she is posting what she does on a public IG.

Completely agree.

Personal opinions aside, I don't even think it's legal/follows Instagram rules (to be posting racy selfies/alcohol pics) because she's under 18! She's not even legally old enough to drink in the UK. Her daughter needs a PARENT, not a "cool mom."

[snarkvark]

She has such an inflated view of herself it borders on delusional.

I find most beauty bloggers do. THey actually believe if they mention a product and it sells out that they are solely responsible. As if the millions of pounds worth of marketing doesn't play any role in products selling out

[CofeeNgossip]

So I am not born in Britain, but is "salad" really a word used out there or is Caroline just trying hard to be cool?

[WORDSALAD]

So I am not born in Britain, but is "salad" really a word used out there or is Caroline just trying hard to be cool?

What do you mean.... Like the food? Or am I being as dense as caroline?

[CofeeNgossip]

So I am not born in Britain, but is "salad" really a word used out there or is Caroline just trying hard to be cool?

What do you mean.... Like the food? Or am I being as dense as caroline?

When she had that scandal with Drunk Elephant, she used the word salad somehow along the lines of ' what a salad' , 'stop being a salad', can't recall. Now she has made herself a 'S A L A D' T-shirt Apparently means 'daft' and 'idiot'. I have never heard of this slang

[WORDSALAD]

So I am not born in Britain, but is "salad" really a word used out there or is Caroline just trying hard to be cool?

What do you mean.... Like the food? Or am I being as dense as caroline?

When she had that scandal with Drunk Elephant, she used the word salad somehow along the lines of ' what a salad' , 'stop being a salad', can't recall. Now she has made herself a 'S A L A D' T-shirt Apparently means 'daft' and 'idiot'. I have never heard of this slang

Wow ok me neither. Is it an acronym for something? Struggling to equate dumbness with veggies lol

[Rosie34567]

So I am not born in Britain, but is "salad" really a word used out there or is Caroline just trying hard to be cool?

What do you mean.... Like the food? Or am I being as dense as caroline?

When she had that scandal with Drunk Elephant, she used the word salad somehow along the lines of ' what a salad' , 'stop being a salad', can't recall. Now she has made herself a 'S A L A D' T-shirt Apparently means 'daft' and 'idiot'. I have never heard of this slang

Wow ok me neither. Is it an acronym for something? Struggling to equate dumbness with veggies lol

Maybe "salad" is a word replacement for "shit head"? Or maybe she's saying he's mixed up/dumb/basic (like a salad?) because of his anti vaccination pseudoscience beliefs?

LOL I have no idea though, and I could be making this up

[Rosie34567]

If she's going to make a coffee table book (because let's be honest, no one's going to read this like a novel), she needs to at least make it look intriguing/visually appealing... The title and the cover of the book look so half-assed and boring. Doesn't she have a team of people helping her with this or a marketing team? Is this seriously the best they could come up with?! "Skincare" with a plain highlighter-yellow background? WEAK. This looks like one of those self-help financial books.

Don't even get me started on how she chose to wear camouflage and couldn't be bothered to get a proper dye job for the freaking promo pic...

[Sputnik]

If she's going to make a coffee table book (because let's be honest, no one's going to read this like a novel), she needs to at least make it look intriguing/visually appealing... The title and the cover of the book look so half-assed and boring. Doesn't she have a team of people helping her with this or a marketing team? Is this seriously the best they could come up with?! "Skincare" with a plain highlighter-yellow background? WEAK. This looks like one of those self-help financial books.

Don't even get me started on how she chose to wear camouflage and couldn't be bothered to get a proper dye job for the freaking promo pic...

That's not the actual cover. It says 'Cover to be revealed'. But yeah, I hope the actual cover doesn't include her face though since nobody wants prematurely aged skin like hers.

[Rosie34567]

If she's going to make a coffee table book (because let's be honest, no one's going to read this like a novel), she needs to at least make it look intriguing/visually appealing... The title and the cover of the book look so half-assed and boring. Doesn't she have a team of people helping her with this or a marketing team? Is this seriously the best they could come up with?! "Skincare" with a plain highlighter-yellow background? WEAK. This looks like one of those self-help financial books.

Don't even get me started on how she chose to wear camouflage and couldn't be bothered to get a proper dye job for the freaking promo pic...

That's not the actual cover. It says 'Cover to be revealed'. But yeah, I hope the actual cover doesn't include her face though since nobody wants prematurely aged skin like hers.

Well, that was a total fail moment on my part *face palm* Oops.

Wouldn't be shocked if the actual cover was just as bad though.