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Post by saurusofha » Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:12 am

She just seems so materialistic and shallow. Like she bases her self worth on the amount free tat she's sent and constantly tagging brands,etc.
Like all we saw about her wedding prep was the free shit they received, the mini-moon was just spammed of free shit they got, few days back home and it's more free stuff YAY CHARLOTTE TILBURY FOR FREE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Doesn't seem genuine at all, and then she complains when people critise her approach. Well, what do you expect?

Also is it just me or is George's hair colour choice just awful?

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Post by TheChemist » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:00 am

Just watched her new video - her engagement ring and wedding band just don’t seem to go together in any way. Her engagement ring is quite thin and dainty and now she has a thick gold band below it and it seems so clunky

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Post by TheChemist » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:01 am

Just watched her new video - her engagement ring and wedding band just don’t seem to go together in any way. Her engagement ring is quite thin and dainty and now she has a thick gold band below it and it seems so clunky

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Post by xIts_JJx » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:39 am

They look so...boring? in their wedding photos too. She's sat in a car whilst he's five feet away from her looking into the distance? So much for romance. It's all about being as #different and #unique for Zoe and it's really boring. I love weddings, I love wedding photos where the couple are gazing into each others eyes looking in love. Not like they're two low budget models who were hired and just met for the first time. No chemistry whatsoever. How boring.

She can get married anywhere in the world, but it won't make up for her lack of originality and genuineness imho.

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Post by backatitagain » Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:55 am

I'm just now watching her new video. Are they getting married again in England?

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Post by HaveSomeMilk » Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:40 pm

he's also really pulling a grimace in that shot :/ bad photographer. or bad on Zoe for selecting this photo for her insta

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Post by meg1912 » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:08 pm

OMG, that photo is absolutely hilarious. It looks straight out of #weddingpicfails!
Also, she looked so miserable in her latest video, I don't get it! She's bought a house in London, married the man of her dreams, travels the world for free, maybe smile a bit?! This should be the happiest time of her life!

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Post by Yelyahlin » Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:47 am

Honestly why is she soooo miserable all the time? She still should be in her wedding bubble but she’s on twitter moaning as per.

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Post by HaveSomeMilk » Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:16 am

meg1912 wrote:OMG, that photo is absolutely hilarious. It looks straight out of #weddingpicfails! ImageImageImage
Also, she looked so miserable in her latest video, I don't get it! She's bought a house in London, married the man of her dreams, travels the world for free, maybe smile a bit?! This should be the happiest time of her life!
ah but she's still wishing she had more followers isn't she :roll: she can't quite get it into her head that the indie crazy haired manic pixie thing is kinda over. along with jeffrey campbells, disco pants and creepers :P

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Post by xIts_JJx » Tue Sep 18, 2018 2:16 am

She’s the type of person who will never be happy with what they have. She’s a drag online and probably to be around. She needs to take a step back and have a look at everything she’s been able to do during her blogging and influnecing career and understand that a lot of it: bloggers with 60k less followers than her can’t do. She’s lucky but she wants to be the Alternative Zoella so bad she can’t see past it.

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Post by orangesocks182 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:06 pm

Her begging for brands to notice her, and for freebies on twitter and insta stories is too much, I have so much second hand embarrassment for her

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Post by xIts_JJx » Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:50 am

She's literally the only blogger I see doing it too. I know all bloggers send out emails asking for PR and whatnot (where I work occasionally gets them too), but nobody does it as publicly as she does? And then they SEND her stuff which gets me because she can't have that much of a reach and an influence if it takes her asking these people to send things for it to happen.

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Post by randomlygenerated » Sun Sep 30, 2018 3:27 am

I unfollowed Zoe on all platforms awhile ago but just looked at her wedding content. I can’t believe she used to harp on about money issues/missing out on opportunities but has managed to afford to dedicate over a month to having two weddings, one of which was abroad. Does she even realise that when average joes get married abroad they might only arrive in the destination country a day before the ceremony?

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Post by meg1912 » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:24 am

Yesss! And bear in mind yesterday's venue seemed huge, so not such a modest wedding... Image
This photo cracked me up big time as the tail of the dress totally seems to be coming out of her bum! ImageImageImageImageImage

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Post by xIts_JJx » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:09 am

I found her wedding to be very tacky personally.
randomlygenerated wrote:I unfollowed Zoe on all platforms awhile ago but just looked at her wedding content. I can’t believe she used to harp on about money issues/missing out on opportunities but has managed to afford to dedicate over a month to having two weddings, one of which was abroad. Does she even realise that when average joes get married abroad they might only arrive in the destination country a day before the ceremony?
There's no used to about it, she still does. It's ridiculous. She's such a beg.

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Post by xIts_JJx » Wed Oct 10, 2018 1:48 pm

I'm starting to think she bought followers or something because she's been screaming so loudly about it lately, and you know what they say about guilty people being the most vocal.

Also this woman went to a Jo Malone press thing tonight how can she say she never does anything amazing?

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Post by saurusofha » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:55 am

I'm sorry but this McD ad is so sad and desperate. ImageImageImage

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Post by bells77 » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:44 pm

It's as if McDonalds have forgotten they're FAST food. How much time are you saving by ordering in advance? You still have to go down there. Thinking just of the chips: instead of coming straight from the fryer they'll be packaged and waiting under heat lamps.

The app is surely about gathering email addresses for marketing rather than being something useful to the customer.
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Post by saurusofha » Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:19 am

Alfie and Joe have done the McD ad to. Just.. why.
It doesn't go with anything at all and the ads are so cringy. Like Zoe's 'working late' so I'll go pick up a McD. Uh, no. I'd rather have a Thai, sushi or pizza delivered than pre order my burger.

I wonder whoooo the hell in McD marketing thought that youtubers are the way to promote the new app.

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Post by silentcritique » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:04 am

nice humble brag today on IG stories, a caption about owning a house and therefore having an ensuite. zoe knows paupers who rent can have ensuites, too, right?

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Post by TheChemist » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:43 am

silentcritique wrote:nice humble brag today on IG stories, a caption about owning a house and therefore having an ensuite. zoe knows paupers who rent can have ensuites, too, right?
And how much she spent on her wedding and implying it wasn’t that much when it was £27.5k...

Why does someone need 2 weddings? And why was she begging for so much free stuff when she spent a house deposit on, what looked like, basic weddings

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Post by Peetwee » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:59 am

Pretty much the final nail in the coffin for me, that. She seems annoyed that people have been saying "I did ours for £5k" etc., what did she expect? Not everyone gets married for the 'gram. I can't believe it cost that much. I could never justify spending more than the deposit of my house on 2 days.

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Post by saurusofha » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:59 am

So she's on her real honeymoon now (two weddings, two honeymoons..?) and once again all the lead up was her tagging the brands giving her free shit, and now she's excessively tagging her honeymoon itself. Isn't it a bit sad that even your honeymoon isn't an actual trip but just business in the end? Uploading 10 insta stories and pictures a day? I mean, you'd think they'd actually spend proper time together and opt for a trip they can pay for, rather than a free thing they have to advertise like crazy.

I'm sorry but it is just so offputting, especially when she's frequently complaining on social media that she never gets the same things/opportunities/invites that other bloggers do.

Final rant; why would she make an instagram account for TheRocketts? And why does her husband always look so dead behind the eyes? His haircolour doesn't help either.

I'm just 10000% frustrated looking at most of what she does but I can't stop watching :(

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Post by Peetwee » Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:52 pm

saurusofha wrote:Final rant; why would she make an instagram account for TheRocketts? And why does her husband always look so dead behind the eyes? His haircolour doesn't help either.
For more free stuff?

No, but seriously, she claimed people are always asking her to make such an account. Who are these people?!

Why didn't she get a doctor's note for her endo medication also? If I suffered with it as bad as she claims to, there's no way I'd be leaving it to chance when travelling so far away for my honeymoon.

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Post by TheChemist » Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:35 am

Moan moan moan moan moan. She moaned on her honeymoon about having to leave, she moaned when she was back and now she’s ill and is moaning constantly again. Can’t believe she’s so oblivious to why her content suffers when she makes it insufferable herself

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