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[bitchesbelike]

I don't follow her on Twitter anymore but went to go and see this exchange. And lol at her tweet a couple of posts after saying 'who remembers when you were allowed to have an opinion on the internet?' well that girl had an opinion too about your tweet, you don't need to fucking cry about it and tweet about 6 tweets in relation to it. Read the opinion and move on.
I literally do not fucking understand these YouTubers, no one will agree with you on everything and you sadly have a large following so sometimes you will get called out on it. Either tweet it and move on or don't tweet it (I mean how fucking revolutionary is that). It's really fucking simple. I'm tired of this 'woe is me' gig, if you feel you must share everything online then there you go. It must honestly be so exhausting to be them when you take on every.single.fucking.comment. like it's a personal dig.

It's actually exhausting to watch tbh.

[TheChemist]

She must’ve read here as she’s going on about ‘the assumption I’ve done nothing so I deserve nothing’ when no one said she hasn’t done anything on Twitter


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[xIts_JJx]

Yeah she's pretty dense if she thought that tweet wasnt going to piss a lot of students off.

Even though her new lookbook is decent, I'm standing by my comments earlier. Mostly because she had help filming and editing it from professionals so its not hard work on her end cause all she did was change her outfit a few times lol.

She really needs to learn to shut up when she tweets something out shitting on others and then acts surprised at back lash.

Also her comments about her choice to get carpet, yeah she deff reads here lol

[HaveSomeMilk]

new lookbook was pretty Meh in my opinion. You could barely see some of the outfits because she was trying so hard to make it edgy.

Also that tweet pissed me off so much. I'd understand her opinion on Job vs Degree if she was actually doing something hard but damn youtube being harder than just university in general what a laugh.

Where does she even get off saying that? Just like that girl tweeted back to her, if a degree was so easy to get why doesn't she have one?

[xIts_JJx]

^ Exactly. She's always talking about how disappointed she is that she didn't get a huge following the same time her friends did, constantly none stop complaining about it. On her blog, on Twitter, it's ridiculous.

The reason nobody is interested in her is because she's SUPER boring. There's nothing interesting about her. Like, let's look at some of her circle of friends:

Helen Anderson - She's a pretty interesting person to watch because she's got this enthusiastic aura about her. She just seems generally happy which is nice to watch, she can be a pain at times but she's creative, fun and has personality.

Jen Thorne - She's just a blogger, but she's someone who has grown up with her blog keeping an audience that has grown up with her. In the 8 years she's been blogging, she's shown growth and in my opinion, bloggers and vloggers who grow up with their audience instead of regressing to fit a teen demographic are always interesting.

Those are just two names that come to mind right now (and she's recently spoken about them so it's fresh in my brain), but Zoe seems to have stuck at being an 18 year old grebo who does nothing but complain that she doesn't "get the stats she deserves," when frankly, her low views are deserved because she just doesn't bring anything new or interesting to the table. She's always praising herself for hard work but can she PLEASE show me where? Editing a few videos and writing one blog post a month is definitely not hard work.

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Also, this is petty but I hate that she's always using bands (Enter Shikari, Halsey, Don Broco) music in her lookbooks. I find it so cringe for some reason

[segLXI]

I feel like she has started to look really basic. I used to be Into her style but those hair extensions were the nail in the coffin. They are so tacky. Her style has always been a little bit cheaper but cool. but together with those hair extensions she just looks cheap and tacky. Haven't enjoyed any outfits in her recent look books.

[xIts_JJx]

And why does she always make her eyes go so wide in photographs? She looks so strange! Much prettier when she's being natural and relaxed.

[HaveSomeMilk]

did you guys see one of her resolutions is simply "get more subscribers" she can never see the bigger picture

[TheChemist]

She’s struggling to get someone to take her extensions out - why do I feel like she’s struggling as she’s expecting it for free? She keeps tweeting salons asking them to ‘help’


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[xIts_JJx]

She's the type of blogger/vlogger that just constantly wants freebies for things that she can definitely afford. If she wanted them out that bad she'd pay to have them taken out, and she'd pay to get a decent haircut too.

[xIts_JJx]

I absolutely hate that wig, I think she'd suit a lob though, but if it was cut so it did a U shape, and long bangs would look lovely on her too. But that wig is a catastrophe.

[wattm017-318]

new video 'styling skinny jeans'. wtf Zoe?? Everyone knows how to wear them they were the most popular jeans for years, she likes to pretend she's so edgy but thats the most basic idea for a video no wonder shes not gaining subs

[puresoul]

It's probably not nice to judge people on their faces, because you can't choose your own face and blah blah blah, but she really freaks me out, can't look at her for a long time. Her head seems a bit too big for her body and she low-key looks like Lord Farquaad from 'Shrek'. Also, she's too cross-eyed for my liking haha.

[segLXI]

Lol she was so dramatic on insta about the whole hair extensions thing. She could have just paid a professional to remove them no problem. Why be so dramatic and say you're crying etc when you're just looking for a freebie. ..

I feel like now she's bought this house with George shes gonna be even more boring now... Had to turn off her vlog after a few mins so boring. Also surprised she can buy a house ! She always makes out shes so hard done by financially as a youtuber.... What does George work as?

[meg1912]

You guys should see this blog post! http://zoelondon.me/why-ill-always-dye- ... hould-too/
This is by far my fave. She should really give up on the blues and purples.
She annoyed the shit out of me in her latest vlog. Poor Zoe wants to be able to afford buying West Elm furniture, but can't. Oh wait, but she did buy a house which may not be in London, but is quite close and how many trips did she go on last year? Like 15 or 20, that's how many! So yeah, poor Zoe

[HaveSomeMilk]

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why is she such a beg?

[backatitagain]

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why is she such a beg?

This is just embarrassing!

[a_stranger_thing]

Has she not heard of a full stop?

[meg1912]

I wonder if Zoe's pregnant? This is from Lily Melrose's lastest vlog! Nothing wrong with a food baby, I pretty much have one every single day

[xIts_JJx]

^ Okay wow, I don't have the flattest tummy ever and I'm not above getting a food baby - but that definitely looks like a baby belly!