OneInOneOutLikeJen Pt. 68

[MattressCrowSoapJar]

Ok I was just on Jen's facebook and look at this pic:



She was a serious babe back in the day!! I wonder if Don is sad about her transformation too... no wonder we don't get any more sexual scavenger hunt clues!

Even when she was small(er), she was buying her dresses too small. The strap digging into her shoulder looks painful.

[gossipmon]

Don had back surgery and this is the first we're hearing about it?

It's a very small surgery.
In her defense haha I know back surgeries can be scary, but it uses laparoscopy, it's quick and minimally invasive. I saw one a few months ago.

From what I can understand, they decided to go for the surgery instead of suffering through the conservative treatment.

[MattressCrowSoapJar]

Don had back surgery and this is the first we're hearing about it?

It's a very small surgery.
In her defense haha I know back surgeries can be scary, but it uses laparoscopy, it's quick and minimally invasive. I saw one a few months ago.

From what I can understand, they decided to go for the surgery instead of suffering through the conservative treatment.

The conservative treatment probably involved him losing a significant amount of weight. It sounds like he does have disc issues, but carrying all those extra pounds (in the moobs alone) can't be helping.

[gossipmon]

Don had back surgery and this is the first we're hearing about it?

It's a very small surgery.
In her defense haha I know back surgeries can be scary, but it uses laparoscopy, it's quick and minimally invasive. I saw one a few months ago.

From what I can understand, they decided to go for the surgery instead of suffering through the conservative treatment.

The conservative treatment probably involved him losing a significant amount of weight. It sounds like he does have disc issues, but carrying all those extra pounds (in the moobs alone) can't be helping.

Definitely. Overweight people have a hard time with their joints, including their "back joints" :/

[PrncssProtnPowdr]

What did Jen say about her meeting with World Market in her Dallas vlog? I missed it somehow, and I am dying to know!

[Noelle]

Did she specify what is wrong with Don's back and the exact procedure? Just curious.

Maybe that's why he didn't watch Winnie. Or did this just happen?

That picture has baby voice written all over it. Baby voice is no longer just an unpleasant sound. It's a look, an aura, a feeling.

[Princess LushBomb]

Of course she had to make Don's surgery about her and milk it. That pic of his ring in her delicate little hand just ugh. Not to worry folks. He will be 100% in a week or so. He can return to his indentured servant status of making food for the pwincess.

[loopyloo]

Ok I was just on Jen's facebook and look at this pic:



She was a serious babe back in the day!! I wonder if Don is sad about her transformation too... no wonder we don't get any more sexual scavenger hunt clues!

Given how Don looks compared to most guys his age I don't think he has any reason to judge Jen. She may look like a frumpy maiden aunt, but so does he!

I am surprised he hasn't made more of an effort to lose weight if his back has been playing up.

[PrncssProtnPowdr]

They've both let themselves go.

[Princess LushBomb]

Given how Don looks compared to most guys his age I don't think he has any reason to judge Jen. She may look like a frumpy maiden aunt, but so does he!

I am surprised he hasn't made more of an effort to lose weight if his back has been playing up.

He has but with Jen continuously trying to sabotage him, this is the result. And there was that pic of them having dinner together, Jen was in one of her ugly button downs and well Don is Don. They looked like a lesbian couple which is fine if they actually were. lol He should cut his hair shorter and get some new glasses. I think it would be a huge improvement. We've seen that old pic of him and he looks decent like that. Now he's channeling Suzanne and Julie.

[Noelle]

Never mind, I finally got the post to load. The ring. She really will milk absolutely anything. I would never think to take a photo.

I wonder if this means Don has to eat her cooking (sorry, Don) or if it will be seven shades of Chipotle at the Ross house.

It's funny. While she is technically right in how she characterized that procedure, I think we would hear a VERY different spin if Jen were the patient.

[gossipmon]

Did she specify what is wrong with Don's back and the exact procedure? Just curious.

Maybe that's why he didn't watch Winnie. Or did this just happen?

That picture has baby voice written all over it. Baby voice is no longer just an unpleasant sound. It's a look, an aura, a feeling.

Herniated disc. Procedure is a microdiscectomy to hopefully solve the problem permanently.
I don't think so (about Winnie), but it sounds like he's been in pain for a while, considering they tried some other conservative treatments that didn't work. Herniated discs suck, so I hope he recovers well. Maybe the reason he gained more weight after doing an effort to lose it was the aggravation of the pain? It happens.

[Walking Pharmacy]

Of course she had to make Don's surgery about her and milk it. That pic of his ring in her delicate little hand just ugh. Not to worry folks. He will be 100% in a week or so. He can return to his indentured servant status of making food for the pwincess.

Omg I never thought about how the pwincess will sustain herself while the help is on bedrest. Never mind Don getting fed.

[PrncssProtnPowdr]

Never mind, I finally got the post to load. The ring. She really will milk absolutely anything. I would never think to take a photo.

I wonder if this means Don has to eat her cooking (sorry, Don) or if it will be seven shades of Chipotle at the Ross house.

It's funny. While she is technically right in how she characterized that procedure, I think we would hear a VERY different spin if Jen were the patient.

I thought the same thing. If it was her who had the surgery, she would expect him to wait on her hand and foot while she wore a tiara and rang a bell. Instead she'll be sitting by his bedside asking when he's going to feel better, so he can make her an omelet.

[Walking Pharmacy]

It's funny. While she is technically right in how she characterized that procedure, I think we would hear a VERY different spin if Jen were the patient.

I imagine it would be more along the lines of: "Hello friends. This is very difficult for me to write and I have thought about it for a while because I don't do anything impulsively, but since I love sharing with you all I wanted to stay true to myself and fill you in. I will be undergoing major surgery due to some health issues that I have bravely suffered from for decades, and now the pain is just too much to bare. My legendary stubborness has kept me powering through and stopped me from doing it sooner, but my team of doctors insisted I go ahead with the procedure. As the organized workaholic business lady I am, I have been too worried about missing a day of hard work to put myself under the knife, but I hope you all will be gentle with me in this very difficult time in my life. Please keep Winnie in your thoughts as she will worry herself sick and pull out her hair without me."

[loopyloo]

It's funny. While she is technically right in how she characterized that procedure, I think we would hear a VERY different spin if Jen were the patient.

I imagine it would be more along the lines of: "Hello friends. This is very difficult for me to write and I have thought about it for a while because I don't do anything impulsively, but since I love sharing with you all I wanted to stay true to myself and fill you in. I will be undergoing major surgery due to some health issues that I have bravely suffered from for decades, and now the pain is just too much to bare. My legendary stubborness has kept me powering through and stopped me from doing it sooner, but my team of doctors insisted I go ahead with the procedure. As the organized workaholic business lady I am, I have been too worried about missing a day of hard work to put myself under the knife, but I hope you all will be gentle with me in this very difficult time in my life. Please keep Winnie in your thoughts as she will worry herself sick and pull out her hair without me."

And as she says this you spot Winnie in the background dancing with joy at the news she is going to Hotel Aunt Julie.

[LuckyMe]

I'll bet her nerves were on edge... the money tree under the knife. Good thing he works for his parents and doesn't have to worry about health insurance coverage.

[Meow]

I imagine it would be more along the lines of: "Hello friends. This is very difficult for me to write and I have thought about it for a while because I don't do anything impulsively, but since I love sharing with you all I wanted to stay true to myself and fill you in. I will be undergoing major surgery due to some health issues that I have bravely suffered from for decades, and now the pain is just too much to bare. My legendary stubborness has kept me powering through and stopped me from doing it sooner, but my team of doctors insisted I go ahead with the procedure. As the organized workaholic business lady I am, I have been too worried about missing a day of hard work to put myself under the knife, but I hope you all will be gentle with me in this very difficult time in my life. Please keep Winnie in your thoughts as she will worry herself sick and pull out her hair without me."

you absolutely nailed this.

poor Donald. I do hope he cooked himself a bunch of meals that can easily be warmed in the microwave. I absolutely can't imagine her waiting on him the way that she'd expect it from him if the roles were reversed. she will be far too busy to do more than 1 or 2 things for him per day.

[michelle]

Don's back problem may explain his drinking...

Will he cut back? Probably not, he still has the "pain" of living with Jen. Get Don another vodka cranberry...is that still his drink of choice?

[Princess LushBomb]

Did she specify what is wrong with Don's back and the exact procedure? Just curious.

Maybe that's why he didn't watch Winnie. Or did this just happen?

That picture has baby voice written all over it. Baby voice is no longer just an unpleasant sound. It's a look, an aura, a feeling.

It just is.......

And its a sure thing that she would expect him to wait on her hand and foot. oh...but he already does. hmmm